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My mom: what do you want to get at the store?

Me:

#smh my HEAD #first post in months what's good tumblr #CLOSE TO A YEAR ACTUALLY #what can i say lily's genius just warrants it

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Natasha Grimm-Pitch giving Simon a kiss on the forehead and telling him to give it to Baz is a major wingwoman move

#i never considered this

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baz: why are you on fire

simon: this is just sorta how my day’s going

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“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

#is this snowbaz or is this snowbaz

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“this bitch empty,” simon sobs, pushing his magic into the humdrum. “yeet.”

#NO

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baz: *tries to spell simon way with two bros chillin in a hot tub*

simon: *doesn't move*

baz:

simon:

vines as spells from carry on

we all know this would be the result of vine in the carry on universe

yeet= throws things really far away

road work ahead= fixes potholes

hi, welcome to chili’s= teleports you to chili's 

what are those= identifies object that you don’t know

bring the beet in= makes someone obey your word

so in just sittin there barbecue sauce on my titties= makes someone laugh so hard they fall over

is there anything better than pussy? yes, a really good book= gives you book of choice but you can,t get laid for a week

ah fuck! i can’t believe you’ve done this= heals wounds from undeserved beatings

Chris! is that a weed!? I’m calling the police= lets you use a microwave as a phone

Jared, 19= makes someone temporarily unable to read

two bros chillin in a hot tub= spells someone 5ft away from you but only if they’re straight

feel free to add more!

#;)

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

#wtf

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Simon: I wonder how many moles I have, I’m covered in them

Baz: 45, 46 if you count the tiny one under your eye

Simon:

Baz:

Simon:

Baz: what?

#ok but where is the lie

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I did a thing

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Happy birthday🎈🎈🎈. Hope you have an amazing day💕❤.

I HAD AN AMAZING DAY THANK YOU

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happy birthday u anti butter angel 💙

thank you ily

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I'M ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING CRY. I LOVE YOU ALL A HECKING LOT??? THANK YOU SM LILY.

It’s @snowbazzledazzle ‘s birthday and I have had the pleasure of only talking to her over the internet, which means I have a full log of every detestable, heinous thing she’s ever said.

So now, its time to look back on all of the times Maria made our lives worth living by being the fucking comedy queen she is. (Pt 1. I’ve hit the pic limit hold out for more)

1. That one time you told us about your hell toaster and subsequently made a meme we’d all never forget.

2. When you wrote fucking lesbian plant fan fiction in ten minutes and delivered us this present.

3. Desert girls make do

4. Being immediately down to make a minion/emoji/Carry On movie

#god i dont desERVE THESE PPL #UGH

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Aaaaahhhhh it's your birthday!!! Happy birthday!!! Your blog is amazing. You're amazing. Have a good day!!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎈🎈🎈🎈🎁🎁

Ahhh thank you, that means a lot! :)

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Happy Birthday Butter Hater

Ily too, butter fetishist

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Oof I’m almost done. Just waiting on something ;)

Fam you're killing me here. I'm gonna die before I even officially hit 15.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AAAAA

AAAAAAAAAA MERCI

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Happy Birthday!

Thank!