GUYS PLEASE HELP I just held some very intimate eye-contact with the void, I think It likes me, what do I do? What's the next step?
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What do you think about avatar as colonial commentary?
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When you wake up from a dream... And you don't remember anything specific... But you feel like you've just lost a lifetime's worth of memories and connections...
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I think I have trust issues because, when I was a child, the water in the shower kept changing temperature
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I want to start producing classical music under a name like "Tungsten Bracelet", so whenever people are trying to define my genre, some dick will always cut in and say "they're a heavy metal band"
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This makes a lot less sense written out than it did in my head
Today I described my memory in terms of watermelon. Normal people's memory is like a crisp airy watermelon, whereas mine is a damp floppy gross one that is just a Bad Experience™ to bite into.
It's the feeling of trying to recall exactly what happened when I wasn't paying attention to events I was directly involved in
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Today I described my memory in terms of watermelon. Normal people's memory is like a crisp airy watermelon, whereas mine is a damp floppy gross one that is just a Bad Experience™ to bite into.
It's the feeling of trying to recall exactly what happened when I wasn't paying attention to events I was directly involved in
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Why do Megan Thee Stallion and Timothee Chalamet have the same middle name?
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I know like half of these people personally
Designs based on college students :^)
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Gentle reminder that, on the inside, you all stink
Like, really bad
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He's a 10 but he didn't resign from his position in British government
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This is the fourth time I've had to tell the landlord that I'm happily single, thank you very much, and not into older woman. At least, not that much older
“Today was amazing”, you think to yourself. Work went well, and your boss seems to like you. You unlock your door, and your cat eagerly greats you. You find the house you left dirty is spotless, and there’s a delicious freshly cooked meal on the table. The only problem? You live alone.
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I wouldn't say "want". "Need" is a better word in this case
the only batman related media i've ever watched is the Lego batman movie. do y'all want me, a person who only knows about the joker from the Lego batman movie and memes, to give my opinion on the joker
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Classic libra. I love it
I lie to people when they ask me my zodiac sign.
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Ooh a gift, don't mind if I do
*twiddle my fingers like I'm picking free samples*
*noms your song lyrics*
Reblog if i can send random song lyrics in your ask box !
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tired.
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