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#me

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NOT TO BE IN ONE

i want a labyrinth so baddddddddddd so bad so bad so bad

#wizardposting #txt

[solsiyam]

i want a labyrinth so baddddddddddd so bad so bad so bad

#wizardposting #txt

[solsiyam]

Apprentice mage felines for saddened wizards

Gaze upon the enchanted creatures

🧙‍♂️I dont own these images🧙‍♂️

#me

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I hear the government built a portal to Heaven in the Chicago desert but couldn’t keep it open long enough because cherubs kept getting through and uncreating FBI agents

#miss when the big the we had over here was just the bean dude #wizardposting

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unfortunately the porn bots managed to find this side account. sigh. beam attack beam attack beam attack.

#txt

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❗gnomedailyquests Follow

Smoke a Fat Blunt under a Toadstool (0/1)

273 gnotes

❗gnomedailyquests Follow

Brawl a Spider to the Death (0/1)

192 gnotes

❗gnomedailyquests Follow

Ohoho!! Ahaha!! Ehehe!! (2/7)

3,024 gnotes

#so fuckin tired of these guys #hashtag gnome hate

[solsiyam]

Things I would do with Mage Hand

Pick up cheetos so my fingers don’t get dusty

Clean out my gutters

Hold my boobs whenever I’m going up/down stairs

Keep petting my cat whenever she walks away while simultaneously begging for pets

Turn on my TV (remote is currently broken)

Smack my (consenting) friends’ asses from like 10 feet away

Flicker lightswitches on and off and other poltergeist type shit to get out of awkward social situations

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#i love going in the maze man like i get to solve puzzles and i get treats in the end

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#help im fuckign. trapped in this poast

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*to my background musician* ok, so when I say "Welcome to my tower, heroes! My tower of DOOM!!" that's when you play the organ. not the bongos.

#wizardposting

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girl magic. magic for girls.

spell 1: peenis .

#wizardposting #txt

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The wizard tower owners association are giving me a fine for not utilising a suitable level progression in the minions of my tower and saying its a risk to would be adventurers

#wizardposting

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Why is LARP so much more taboo than historical reenactment why is pretending you’re a wizard less socially acceptable than pretending you’re a confederate

#wizardposting

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#wizardposting

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When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

#wizardposting

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

#good luck