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Guy who only knows thomas paine from his stay-making career in 1792: hey honey they're having to try the guy who made your bra for sedition and treason in absentia after he fled the country to avoid arrest

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Literally everybody knows one.

Nobody knows thirteen.

#pesach #passover #judaism #jumblr

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Ah, Crossfit

I offer: a note I wrote sometime after I went to bed at 2am and before waking up at 9:30.

lmao nice, a heavy load to bear indeed

Askbox is closed for new requests, I'm recording these old ones on the to-write document

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

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#gnu terry pratchett

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bonus:

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Damn, I missed it!

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...no... @spysearice any ideas?

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I need you to understand that this cut me to my very soul

one more sudoku will fix me im so sure

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Truly think Death knows about the Edwin and Charles she just lets them be because they make her job easier by skirting around the bureaucratic nightmare the afterlife has become.

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ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

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i'm about to continue the ravnican guild shitposts (finally) so here are the new (old) and (slightly) improved ones complete with the new signature

as always, huge thanks to @vexwerewolf for the lancer memes as inspiration

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Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)