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[soontobeexdominosemployee]

My friend who knows nothing about guilty gear really loves Bridget. I think that’s very nice for her, but she keeps calling her Brisket.

I want to correct her, but at the same time she sent me a pretty girl edit of Bridget with hearts and stuff all over it and in big black letters it just says “BRISKET <3” at the bottom. She’s so enthused that it feels like it would be easier to just perpetuate this misunderstanding.

I guess you could say my friend and I are big Brisket fans. Is that bad?

Anon this is absolutely hilarious. I tried to recreate your friend's edit:

Please let her keep thinking her name is Brisket

Edit: The anon in this post is @nottoxicfr . Please check out their blog and art. Thank you all for supporting this Brisket <3

[soontobeexdominosemployee]

You know your map of Groverhaüs was on the Yogscast right?

yeah! it’s just this video as far as I’m aware but I saw one of my other maps in their official Steam collection. No idea if they’ve played/uploaded a video of it yet though.

here’s the map DL for anyone interested, it’s not my best work but it’s pretty fun

[soontobeexdominosemployee]

i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

[soontobeexdominosemployee]

2023

BREAK FREE ON A SATURDAY MORNING

PUT THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR

HEAD NORTH ON MILLS AVENUE

LISTEN TO THE ENGINE ROAR

YOUR BROKEN HOUSE IS BEHIND YOU AND GOOD THINGS ARE AHEAD

A GIRL NAMED CATHY WILL WANT A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME

LISTEN TO THE ENGINE WINE

PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN A DRUNKEN HAZE

HURT YOUR KNUCKLES PUNCHING THE MACHINES

TASTE SCOTCH RICH ON YOUR TONGUE

HANG OUT WITH CATHY, TAKE SWIGS FROM A BOTTLE ALL BITTER AND CLEAN

LOCK EYES

HOLD HANDS

DRIVE HOME IN THE CALIFORNIA DUSK

FEEL THE ALCOHOL INSIDE OF YOU HUM

PICTURE THE LOOK ON YOUR STEPFATHER'S FACE

READY FOR THE BAD THINGS TO COME

DOWNSHIFT AS YOU PULL INTO THE DRIVEWAY

IMAGINE THE SCENE

THERE WILL BE FEASTING AND DANCING IN JERUSALEM

YOU WILL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS YOU

[soontobeexdominosemployee]

Turns out the dominos driver app doesn’t do any input validation huh. So if you don’t have drivosity you can spoof the gps location. Never tried it with the pizza tracking though.

#spoofing

[soontobeexdominosemployee]

Turns out you can make some bread from dough you toss out from your work. When we were closing we would toss out all of the unbaked premade twists, and bites, and I would just bring the dough home and use it for stuff. Just kinda ball it up in a bag and toss it in the fridge. Be careful because it expands alot. When you want to make it, just shove it in a loaf shape let it proof and chuck it in the oven or something like that. If ya mess up don’t worry you can just grab more dough later. You can also use it for other things like baozi or other pan fried dumpling stuff, but the taste gets weird if you steam it.

#dominos #Bread #reuse

[soontobeexdominosemployee]

I know it’s late but here’s the sign that went up maybe a week after I posted it, Maybe related, But probably due to people just making food and eating it because we were paid 8.25 bucks an hour (8.50 if we closed) and didn’t give a shit

None pizza with left beef, This is the first pizza I ever made.

#dominos work

[soontobeexdominosemployee]

None pizza with left beef, This is the first pizza I ever made.

#none pizza with left beef #shitpost #dominos #it's actually a none pizza with left sausage though