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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

#some of my teeth are decaying so bad its terrifying #why is that allowed to happen #that's fucked up

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i don't really think misha collins situation is the same as tswift and shawn mendes though

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as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

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80s advertising radios

Source: Flickr/Joe Haupt

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#soft bra #poll

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today's bird is this beautiful starling who tried to steal my fish& chips at the seaside

#birds

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dude my girlfriend is so fucking irresponsible with money it makes me so mad!! i ordered us groceries to come tonight and i told her i can make this chicken dish if she helps me prep and she's like idk maybe you can pick something up and i tell her no, our groceries are coming between 6-7 they're gonna be there super soon. and she really fucking orders ramen instead of just waiting??? it's already 6 like wtf how are you this impatient. i also just recently made her cut up her credit card because she's $600 over her limit and she KEEPS USING IT. she used it for the ramen. she absolutely does not have any money in her debit acc to cover it. what the fuck dude

#sawyer posting

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lightbulb bee brooch

#fave

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11 YEARS AGO???? that's fucked up.

anyway i was a jane serving cunt w that sick vintage teal blazer and scarf i found at a consignment shop

#sawyer posting

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i've been thinking about this all day i love it

kylie minogue's your disco needs you is such a wild song it has no business being as much of a banger as it is

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#like a minute or less i'm a speed pooper #squeeze it out i got shit to do #poll

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Changing negative language to positive:

"I'm an alcoholic" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"I'm a failure" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"My wife left me" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"I haven't showered in a week" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack" to "I'm like harry bois"

"I'm depressed" to "I'm like harry du bois"

"I really need therapy" to "I'm like harry du bois"

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kylie minogue's your disco needs you is such a wild song it has no business being as much of a banger as it is

#sawyer posting #its so epic and for what?? #to be wasted on the people of 2000? #ahead of her time as always

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#naruto

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here