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Guys I think I'm in love with the sexy tv man

#I've said it before and I'll say it again #*our* fuckable tv 😌 #vox

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#handsome fellow #vox

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VELVETTE♥️

#wife!!! wife wife wife #velvette #vox

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when you say "Vox is the hinge" this is what you mean right

#aasdghjkklskdjsjsaldkrie #i do wonder if the fuckign.. usb port tiddies from thebold IG accounts are cannon still #the vees #valentino #vox #Velvette

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im in love w poly vees........

#the bite marks on Velvette 🥴 gat dam #the vees #Valentino #vox #Velvette #i love idiot Valentino behavior

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SO MUCH FUN

#👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ pretty #Alastor

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I'm going to sound like the old lady I RP as but...There is something I really love about Striker's design.

Its not his height, not his eyes, not his color, not his tail, or charming smile. It's his Duster Jacket and the uneven stitching. I laugh and grin every time I see it. Striker is his suave, swashbuckling, cold blooded cowboy for-hire- killer. He's brimming with pride and confidence. He has aires about him. Everything about his outfit looks intentional to carry that bad boy, modern cowboy look. That giant worn hat, fitting vest, his slim fit ripped denim pants, that color pop with his bandana and his slick knee high boots...

But then we have his duster jacket. Look at it. You have a beautifully tailored cropped jacket with a nice lapel, dark cuffs and brass buttons but the hem of his jacket, looks like he hand stitched the dark bottom piece on just so he could have the cowboy buck skin tassels! Look at that uneven stitching! / / | / X/ X X | / X He's got diagonal stitches, vertical stitches, and cross stitches going on! They aren't even! They definitely DO NOT look like ornamental stitching. Sure it's likely an animation thing its not a high detail, but the inconsistency of the stitches every time I see him on screen just makes me think: this cowboy nerd had an old duster with the buckskin tassels that he liked so much that he cut it off, and sat on the steps to one of his train cars, while waiting for his beans and bacon to cook, stitching the hem on by hand and pricking himself the entire time. Sure, sure you can argue that that's not the case because the inner lining doesn't have stitching inside, but I can't help it, its too fun of a detail. Sure he's got that old western feel, that poncho of his is probably hand made, but it does not have the uneven stitching of his crop top duster jacket and it brings me great joy. Cold blooded killer, musician, poor AF cowboy nerd.

Look at the stitching.

I'm such an old person for enjoying this stupid detail.

#no no youre right and you should say it #cowboy nerd #striker #hb

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#👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ #vox

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Anyway. He’s fine

#assdgghjkkl #me core #vox

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Fellas if I could boop y'all back from a side blog just know I would!! I would be booping you boopers with such fervor. Boop massacre

#i am stealth for harassment reasons unfortunately. my hazbin posting was bullied off main which is why the sideblog to begin with #im booping you back. in spirit. 🐾

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Same

#same dude 😔 #striker #hb

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Fave striker expressions: surprise, discomfort, frustration and bafflement

#hims face 🥰 #striker #helluva boss #i love when badass characters look like cute and silly little guys also

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He makes me giggle 🐎

#hb #human striker #striker #eating your art eating it biting and gnawing and eating it

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Striker & Bombproof 🐎

#hb #striker #bombproof #he is just so he is so he is so so so so he #human stiker

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy 🐎

#this is the drawing of all time hi im hotgluing my eyes to this im eating it im turning it into a slurry and injecting it into my veins #striker #human striker #hb #i need him 😔

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#striker #hhhhhgjndjfjjfjdjjhffd lookit him #hb

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Sorry I've vanished for a few weeks but 1. Work sucks and life is busy and 2. I FINALLY binged Helluva Boss and I've been rotating Striker in my mind non stop for the past 2 weeks non stop. Hhhelp

#unpopular opinion but i much prefer Ed Bosco's voice for him. i didnt care much for Striker in the Harvest epesode but then... the new voice #also him losing his sanity slowly because everyone wont stop being horny is the best running gag in the show #man im so sorry youre in the wrong genere and no one will let you kill people in peace 😔 #man hes lost all his marbles after that last encounter i really hope he doesnt die. #also also also i NEED his lore SO BAD sweety who hurt you what happened WHAT DID YOU LOSE #'SHUT THE FUCK UP WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING???' i cannot tell you how much i felt that in my soul #trying to get through this show as an ace with a complicted relationship regarding that stuff 😔 I feel u man. #that said. not enough striker fic out there. i need to fuck the snake cowboy imp SORRY OK #striker #helluva boss #✨✨sorry✨✨