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I love my beautiful wife.

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one of my favorites of all time

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Controversial DC comics opinion?

I don't think Lian Harper should grow up to be a hero.

I think she's trained. I think she could take care of herself. But I don't think she shoupd ever become an active, costumed hero.

Roy Harper's entire life has exhausted him. He's been run ragged and made depressed, clearly suffering from some kind of PTSD. So much so that he's basically at the top of my list of heroes I hope that can officially retire to a normal life. Young Justice sowed that seed and I can't stop thinking about it. And I'm not going to say Roy discouraged her directly, but she's clearly cognizant of what it can do to a person and doesn't want that for herself. Maybe as a teenager, but definitely not once she reaches adulthood.

#roy harper #lian harper

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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

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How does one nominate a Tumblr post for a peabody?

GUILTY GEAR TWERK OFF OFFICIAL RANKINGS! (CANON)

10. I-no

+Passion for the art.

+Has experience in carrying herself in a sensual way.

- She strikes me has not having a ton of twerking experience tho. Some but not a lot.

- She probably doesn't practice twerking. is reliant on intuition and her limited experience.

9. Johnny

+ Experience in the field.

+ can bolster his performance with his charm.

- Lacks restrain and control. Gets too into it and loses himself.

- Probably doesn't practice. Reliant on practical experience but thankful has a good bit.

8. Testament

+Can move with incredible grace.

+ Alluring aura.

- Probably doesn't care much for twerking. Lacks the passion required for a truly exceptional performance.

- Will likely keep things brief.

7. Happy Chaos

+Avant garde twerking. completely unique style.

+Invented twerking

- Views twerking as an experimental artform. Not all his techniques are gonna land.

- will likely get sidetracked by something else 2 minutes in.

6. Goldlewis Dickinson

+Has ass in spades.

+Has plenty of experience (source: it was revealed to me in a dream).

-Is a bit bashful and hesitant even after all this time. will take him a minute or 2 to really get into it.

- Grandpa back pains.

5. Axl Low

+Divine favour

+Unlike I-no who respects the art of twerking. Axl is willing to cheat by using his timestopping abilities.

- Has no experience, this is his first time twerking.

- British.

4. Raven

+ You just know he goes crazy.

+ Masterful technique.

- Like johnny, he'll get lost in it and not exercise as much restraint as he ought to.

- Built like a twig. Doesn't have a ton of ass to work with.

3. Nagoriyuki

+ Has PLENTY to work with.

+ Has a highly defined and refined technique, passed down for generations.

- Is quite chaste, will be hesitant to exercise his training until absolutely necessary.

- Even when he does go all out, his technique is one of restraint. His moves will be decisive and masterful, but will lack that bit extra a freer and looser technique would provide.

2. Faust

+ This man is a master of twerking and we all know it.

+ His tall stature and flexibility allow him to perform incredible twerking feats.

- He's gets a lil too goofy with it. at his worse he'll emit cartoon sound effects.

1. Slayer

+Twerk messiah.

+ Perfect technique

+ Tasteful use of both restrained and wild styles

+ A real respect for the craft and attention to detail.

+ Every twerk outta him feels like a love letter to the art.

+ Dandy swag.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

While your hard work and diligence is respected anon the office can't help but wonder how long this took to produce and we are scared of you

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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

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#Barrel #Mostly because people would assume it's Beryl #And you get to correct them #And watch their mind melt

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Fat girls and fat boys are honestly worth so much more than y'all give em credit for

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🔥Water

I don’t like putting ice in my water because the ice will melt and water down the water and make it taste like shit

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I’m sorry if this is how you found out

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Gonna need yall to stop putting Biden is Just As Bad propaganda on my dash. Had to unfollow someone because I don’t want to a start a fight with them over it, but I’m about to bite the next person who puts that shit in front of me.

If you don’t like Biden, vote in your god damn local and mid term elections for third party or further left candidates so that we get better democratic candidates for future elections. But this one is already fucking decided, and I’m NOT ending up under a Trump led dictatorship because yall value protecting your personal sense of moral purity over the collective good. Whether it offends your personal morals to vote for Biden is IRRELEVANT in the face of the alternative.

This isn’t a lesser of two evils situation. One guy sucks. The other guy is LITERALLY PLANNING TO OVERTHROW OUR DEMOCRACY AND INSTALL HIMSELF AS A PUTIN STYLE DICTATOR.

PLEASE look up Project 2025 and stop acting like abstaining is some kind of personal ethical decision!

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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RB for a bigger sample size please!

#RED

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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.