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always been a fan of real sociedad

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Ok I'm cool now, HAVE YOU SEEN HAALANDS HAIR RECENTLY???

Bro is beautiful😭😭😭🩵🩵🩵

#erling haaland #erling håland

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now let's pray for liverpool

#premier league #europa league #manchester city #aresenal #liverpool fc #champions league

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I’m not even mad at Madrid,other than a few fouls they parked the bus and they did it well

Now your FANS are the ones that make me want to kill myself

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Goalkeeper union atp is just gonna be therapy

Or surgery with how much they’re carrying the defense

#goalkeepers #ter stegen #ederson #fc barcelona #manchester city

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Question: Why did kovacic go before foden in the penalty shootout?

not related but WHAT THE FUCK BERNARDO

#OH #MY #GOD #WHAT THE FUCK #WHY #WHAT COMPELLED YOU #bernardo silva #phil foden #manchester city #man city

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I’m so pissed. We’re going to see Real Madrid fan boys bringing this match up for the next year like they didn’t park the bus for most of the game

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Did you see how putting stones in completed the defense

Was it not clear since the beginning of the season that doku was the better player

Is it not obvious how poorly Alvarez will play against a defender like rudiger

What was the point of taking out Kevin if the plan was waiting for pks

You want to go to penalty’s against Madrid yet take out our 2 penalty takers

In conclusion: what the fuck pep

#manchester city #man city #real madrid #championsleague #doku #julian alvarez #kevin de bruyne #erling haaland #jack grealish #bernardo silva #antonio rudiger

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nah wdym, clearly my king planned that

😭

#i cant watch this game but omg that fucking hilarious #he obviously saw the defender and planned that #oml thats so funny #that poor defender #plot armor fr #erling haaland #manchester city #man city #erling håland #premier league #plot said give him one #idk how but give him one #i love this sport

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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The sweetest

sweet

#erling haaland #haaland #erling håland

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Me watching our ENTIRE DEFENSE GET FUCKED OVER during international break

Kevin WHY is your team like this 😭😭😭😭

#manchester city #man city #kevin de bruyne #Belgium not #England nt

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Defending Ederson, Erling Haaland, Kevin De Bruyne online isn't enough

I need a gun

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i take full responsibility

HOW WE FEELING BOYS, WE GONNA WIN?

YEAH WE'RE GONNA WIN

#live blogging #man city #manchester city #liverpool fc #citypool

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Notice how all our attacking just d i s a p p e a r e d when Kevin went out

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KEVIN? KEVIN?! WHEN BERNADOS ON A CARD YOU TAKE OUT KEVIN?

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Is Ruben injured or something? He would never let there defensive mistakes slide