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Conversations from work #18

(potential trigger warning)

A : so I've noticed an uptick in military presence around (hometown) and it's kinda strange. Driving into town the other day three black helicopters flying in formation went over, and a few days before that a military convoy was refueling at the local gas station.

B : they must be after you, what did you do this time?

A : to the best of my knowledge, nothing that can be proven in a court of law.

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Conversations from outside of work #8

A: I'm the reason there's claw marks on the back door at work....

C : wait, what? How?

A : I'm also the reason we have a strict no easdropping rule that never gets followed.

C : I.... I have so many questions.

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Conversations from outside of work # 7

A : *at the local feed and farm supply store, on the phone with B*

A : oh my God they have diddles! They are so cute!

B: you're getting what?

A: I wish I could get them, but I don't have a coop, they have little diddles!

B : I have no idea what that is.

A : I keep forgetting you're not southern.

Baby chicks. They have baby chicks.

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Conversations from work # 17

A : so the wind is supposed to be really brutal tonight. You may want to bring the lanterns to the store with you in case the power goes out.

B: okay, plus we have all those candles there.

A: oh yeah, that is right. I still have a few in my car too.

B: oh good! I can use them to set you on fire.

A : I thought your said you don't do mercy kills?

B: *deflated* oh yeah, you're right.

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Conversations from work # 16

B : heathen!

A :....so I've been told..

B : devil!

A: * trying not to smirk*

Again... So I've been told

B: *stares at A while taking a sip of their tea*

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Conversations from work # 15

A: oh don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely head over heels in love with someone. And I'm starting to think they may like me back just a little.

B: well your gonna have to ask them when they get out of jail.

A : *laughs* they aren't in jail.. that I know of.

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Conversations from outside of work # 6

A: the kid has been left in the room unsupervised so I apologize in advance for any fires that get started.

B : *laughing* that's inappropriate.

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Conversations from outside of work # 5

A: I got roped into a family gathering. Some of my relatives are in from out of town.

B : call 911 just for fun.

A : nah I think I'll pass this time.

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Conversations from outside of work: 4

A : I went and bought four dozen plastic eggs so we could hide them for the littles. I'll tell them it was your idea that way you get a sweet moment.

B: I'll lock you in the cooler until after easter. See how long it takes you to rise again.

A: you love me too much to do that and you know it.

B : gimme a second.

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Conversations from work # 14

A : hey, I've been told I can bullshit my way out of a paper bag.

B : *laughs* please you couldn't find your way into a paper bag.

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Conversations from work # 13

(after B asked A to run to the grocery after work)

A : so the butter coupon is the only one I need to redeem right?

B : yeah that all.

A : okay.. so salted or unsalted?

B : *looks at A horrified* Unsalted of course! What are you a monster?!

A : well excuse me! In my family we only use salted butter.

B : your entire family are monsters.

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Conversations from work # 12

B: have you eaten today?

A: *blinks* Coffee counts as food right?

B : you're evil.

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Conversations from outside of work #3

(trigger warning mentions of a car wreak)

C : So apparently A was in an accident. They said it wasn't bad, cars fine and they are fine, they called their (relative) and they are on their way back.

B : what? They didn't call me..... Why didn't they call me?

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Conversations from outside of work #2

B: tell your grandmother that I'm finally making her spaghetti tonight that way she'll stop calling me and asking.

A : *dies laughing* I will be sure to let her know, thank you.

B: are you gonna be home? It'll be done in a couple hours.

A: nah, I'm heading to town with my friend.

B: hmmm. I knew you didn't like my cooking .

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Conversations from outside of work: 1

(please note that A and B are the same two people from conversations from work.)

A : *looks up and sees B driving down the parking lot. A waves at them*

B: *starts driving towards A like they are gonna hit them*

A: *standing there with a hand on their hip. Walks over to the passenger side window as B comes to a stop*

A: we both know I'm stubborn enough not to move.

B : How'd you know I had brakes?

A: because I'm the one with no breaks.

B : oh yeah, that's right.

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Conversations from work #11

B: here I made Mac and cheese *hands A the bowl*

A: oooh I love Mac and cheese thank ya!

*opens bowl* wait is that shrimp Alfredo?

B : yeah, the Mac and cheese of rich people.

A: really?

B: no, we don't eat Mac and cheese.

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Conversations from work #10

A:*wearing a dress, pouring B's cup of tea* I'm not used to wearing a dress, it just feels weird.

B : well I'm not used to it either.

A :*stops pouring and leans around the corner looking at B*

Not used to wearing a dress, or not used to seeing me wear a dress...?*raises eyebrow*

B : what are you talking about?!?why would I wear a dress?!? I was talking about seeing you wearing a dress!

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