squishyhooman

[squishyhooman]

I walk between the places.

(requested by anonymous)

[squishyhooman]

OC creators, reblog and put in the tags how a fandom would mischaractize your characters

#probs call her a pick me girl

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I believed in you and your love. Please do not let me down and save my family from this war. Take them out of Sudan so that they can enjoy some stability and security.

This is my house after it was bombed in June and we are inside it

Save my family please🙏

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Another Average Night on the Marauder

Hunter: Bed time, Omega

Omega *running around with Batcher*: But I'm not tired at all

Hunter: I know, but I'm tired so it's bed time

Wrecker: It's okay, I'll stay up with her

Hunter: No, I know you are going to crash in like five minutes

Omega: Tech doesn't sleep, he'll stay up with me

Hunter: This is not a negotiation

Omega: But...

Echo: Listen to Hunter, Omega. It's bed time

Crosshair: You're only saying that because you're tired

Omega: Crosshair said I could stay up

Hunter and Echo *glare at Crosshair*

Tech: I theorize that her unwillingness to sleep is because of consuming large amounts of chocolate less than an hour ago

Echo: And who fed her that?

*All looking at each other*

Hunter: Omega, who gave you chocolate?

Omega *looking anxiously at Crosshair*: Tech did

Tech: I most certainly did not. I know that chocolate, especially before bed is not optimal for a child's sleep.

Crosshair: Well she said it was you, so you get to stay up and put her to bed when she crashes

Tech *rolling his eyes but knowing he will be up anyway*: Fine

*One hour later*

Omega is crashed on the floor with Batcher as her pillow, Tech is snoring in his pilot seat, Crosshair gently carries Omega to her room so she can sleep comfortably

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Average night on the Marauder

Hunter *tucking Omega in*: Goodnight, sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. 

Tech: Technically, there would be no bed bugs. We just cleaned. Why do you think there are bed bugs?

Crosshair: Goodnight. Sleep tight, don’t let the monsters haunt you.

Wrecker: Monsters?

Omega: What monsters?

Echo *sighs*: There are no bed bugs, there are no monsters. Just go to bed. 

Wrecker: But what monsters?

Hunter: No monsters. 

Omega: Just bed bugs. 

Tech: Again, there should be no bed bugs. Have you seen signs of them?

Echo: All of you go to sleep

*Quiet for a minute* 

Wrecker: But why does Batcher always sleep with Crosshair? No fair, I wanna turn

Omega: She sometimes sleeps by me

Wrecker: No fair

Crosshair: She just likes me best

Tech: Technically, it may be because of Crosshair’s unresolved trauma. Dogs tend to know when humans are not alright. Although that may not be a good enough reason because many of us have unresolved issues. 

Hunter: Yes, thank you for calling us out Tech, now go to sleep

 *Quiet for another minute*

Omega: I need some water

Wrecker: I have to use the refresher

Tech: It is too hot in here to sleep. What temperature is the ship set at? This is not the optimal sleeping environment

Hunter: Do not touch the thermostat!

Echo: WOULD YOU GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?

Crosshair: Okay, mom.

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Every Episode of Timeless ⤷ 1x10 “The Capture of Benedict Arnold”

I don’t think that history is an excuse to sit back and let people suffer. I know you well enough by now. What you really believe in is helping people.

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@monochromatic-ahhhh WALA ME LAPTOP I WANNA PLAY HAAHAH

“I loved you, always.”

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fewer posts about “why do straight women date men who hate them” and more posts about “why do so many men hate women that it’s genuinely difficult for straight women to find romantic & sexual intimacy with a man who doesn’t hate them”

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do you ever watch videos of youtubers reading their own crappy wattpad x self insert fics and think to yourself man i would love to explain the sold to one direction trope to these kids, it would absolutely break them

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Hey teenagers.

You aren't slick. We adults know you look at our smut. We know no amount of minors DNI is gonna stop you from looking at our smut. We were teenagers once too, you know?

But please. Don't interact with people about sexual things online. Reading somebodies adult fic is fine. I don't like it, but you're gonna do it. Commenting on that smutfic, or joining a discord server for it, puts everyone in a really dangerous situation. Thats an entirely different level of risk. Not even with people your own age, since you can never know for sure.

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Hello, old timers…

[my family gathering to have lunch meal in UN school, used to be a shelter for displaced people]

As you know, I’m from Gaza. And you may know what it’s like be trapped in there. I never thought I would have to do this, but things have changed. I’m desperate and I’ve no one to turn to. So, i need your help. I’ve started a gofundme campaign to raise funds to help my family go through this unbearable life. If you feel generous, kindly, donate. Or at least make this reach so, others may be able to help. Thank you!

https://gofund.me/adc22063

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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@monochromatic-ahhhh

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

#as a linguistic student #this makes sense #and very funny

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NO

I regret to inform you. I have fallen for another.... but he is not mine. He already belongs to someone else BUT DAMN I NEED HIM also prepare for hundreds of Thranduil pics and gifs and vids :>

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*whimpers*

#omg