sroloc--elbisivni

[sroloc--elbisivni]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[sroloc--elbisivni]

well for the next month i am never going to have more than five days between night shifts so i am just. going to have to figure out how to get work done effectively when i’m not waking up before noon

#sroloc babbles

[sroloc--elbisivni]

#me

[sroloc--elbisivni]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

#fathomless #i think this is already in there but Just In Case

[sroloc--elbisivni]

they’re butch/femme, your honor

#this is the third My Cousin Vinny thing i’ve seen today. what’s happening.

[sroloc--elbisivni]

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

[sroloc--elbisivni]

how to pick up your gremlin children: a guide

#o….. #one piece

[sroloc--elbisivni]

we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i would swear

[sroloc--elbisivni]

#is this transformers

[sroloc--elbisivni]

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

[sroloc--elbisivni]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[sroloc--elbisivni]

Day twenty five! Another request—tokage lizard suit!!!

#obsessed with this #the FACE the SUIT FACE the FACE #shiny eyes…. #usagi yojimbo

[sroloc--elbisivni]

Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.

There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.

[sroloc--elbisivni]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[sroloc--elbisivni]

The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

[sroloc--elbisivni]

No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#from a distance i suspect irl #i have a weird haircut and weird glasses and that's 80% of being cool right there #online i am a dude writing fic about toy franchises

[sroloc--elbisivni]

Posted ages ago on my ko-fi, but what the hell. I don't have time to draw new art TT_TT

It's difficult to draw someone who looks like everyone else and anyone at the same time. I imagine if beige was a person, they would have to look like Moist von Lipwig. I was going for the sort of coloring that would make it difficult to recall / describe the exact color of hair, eyes and skin. Which is, mostly, just brown-ish with a vague hint of Jerry from HR.

Just another face in the crowd. Wearing the very black, golem-made suit.

You'll remember the words, the golden hat and the swagger - but not the person.

The Man You Can Trust ™ and his Honest Handshake.

#i haven't read dungeon meshi but i have seen many panels of it be put on my dash #and from my understanding the guy who looks like this is supposed to be 'generic human fighter' archetype #so good job on beige #pterry