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little distractions

sfw-ish summary: teasing him in public led to a frustrated cook

Coming back to the Baratie was a visit Sanji was eager to make. Even though he hadn’t found the All Blue yet, seeing his fatherly figure was another happy thought.

“You little brat!” Zeff called out from the dock. Sanji smirked at the old endearment. Once the Go Merry was stationed, the crew and you were personally escorted by Zeff to the restaurant.

“I love the renovations made,” Sanji commented. “You can barely tell that the marines made a mess.”

“Oh yes, I’ll have to tell you about my conversation with Garp after the restaurant closes.” Zeff replied.

“Did your hat get taller?” Luffy asked.

“If course it did. And it’ll keep getting taller.” Zeff said proudly. “I’ve added oregano to some dishes with the option to not have them for…civilized people.” Sanji stiffened at the old jab and sat down next to you on the booth. Zeff walked off, saying he’ll send a waiter to them once one was available.

“Wow, the restaurant is really busy today.” You observed.

“Yes—” Sanji hushed when he felt your fingers lightly run on his thigh, smoothly going up and down. You circled it and once you were close to his cock, he shivered, expecting you to give him a little squeeze.

You didn’t.

“I’m so excited to try the new food!” Luffy clapped his hands happily. “I wonder if they have chocolate milk…”

“The Baratie caters to everyone.” Sanji replied. He gulped when your fingers tip toed into the rim of his pants and grab his limp cock. You had a mission. He gave you a glaring side glance which luckily wasn’t noticed because everyone had their eyes on the menu.

“Did you find anything you liked, Sanji?” You asked stroking it.

“Not yet,” he said plainly. “But I think I will later at the ship.”

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day nine: meeting santa claus

pics courtesy pinterest

Yo, ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas

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day eight: family coming over

sfw

nervous!sanji wants this dinner to be perfect. So, he delivers and it turns out perfectly.

His food and manners are impeccable and he makes a wonderful impression to your family. One of your guardians commends nervous!sanji for his cooking skills making him blush furiously.

In turn, nervous!sanji laughs and grabs your hand, taking out some of the tension he was feeling.

After getting the dinner goes along, he loosens up and nervous!sanji is laughing and smiling with you and your family, sharing stories about your adventures and hints that another addition to the family is coming up.

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day seven: mistletoe

sfw

Zoro

“What the hell is this?” Zoro asked, seeing the small plant you dangled on to of you two.

“Mistletoe!” You replied happily. “Where I lived, the people under it are supposed to kiss.”

Zoro found this tradition a little childish but was willing to play this “game”.

Instead of kissing you, he grabbed the mistletoe and put it over Nami and Usopp. Nami shouted a “hell no!” And shoved him away from her.

Sanji

This man was more than willing to comply. Free kisses? “Sweetheart you can get those anytime you want!” He says, giving you a smooch on your lips. “But I can tell this one is different.”

Sanji pulled you in for a gentle embrace and kissed your forehead. Sighing happily, you leaned into him and he rested his head on top of yours.

Luffy

Unsure what it is, he tries to eat it.

When you tell him that he's not supposed to do that, he pouts and asks, “well? What is it for?”

Giggling, you dangle it over both of you and kiss his lips.

“That’s a weird way to ask for a kiss,” he replied. “But I like kissing you so it's okay.”

Usopp

Usopp knew what mistletoe was for. When he saw it, he grabbed you into his arms and gave you a soft, yet romantic kiss on your lips.

“Did I do it right?” He asked, arms still around you.

“You did it perfectly.” You smiled, kissing him back.

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one piece got me doing fucked up and evil shit like truly seeing the value of laughter and joy again

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day six: tree hunting

sfw

Zoro

He feels that it’s a waste of his time to look for one when he could be training.

However, seeing the sad, yet dramatic look on your face made him roll his eyes and agree.

“This one.” He says to a thin, sickly evergreen. Without asking for your opinion, he easily picks it up and leaves.

Sanji

“What a lovely idea!” He exclaims. Sanji prioritizes your feelings and wants over his so he gladly joins you on your tree hunt.

Even though it was fun being around him and talking about presents, he got a teensy bit annoying when he started pointing out reasons why the tree you would pick isn’t good enough.

“The decorations will clash with this green…”

“This tree is too small!”

“This tree isn’t big enough!”

You two decided to go to a forest to find a tree.

Luffy

Luffy is excited because it’s another activity to do with you.

He makes it fun by making tree hunting an adventure.

You two roleplay in the tree farm to look for a tree, making side quests (such as getting hit by a branch or pelted by snow) until you find the perfect one.

“This is it!” He exclaimed happily. You smile as he picks up a smaller, yet lush evergreen. It was easy for him to pick up. Now, all you two had to do was focus on your new quest: getting through the deadly tree forest without losing yours.

Usopp

You two easily found on together.

“As long as it can hide presents and hold the ornaments it’s perfect!”

Unfortunately, the tree both of you picked was humongous and Zoro didn’t want to go back to the tree farm to get it.

Luffy offered to help, and as you three walked off, Usopp whispered, “he deserves a sixth slab of bacon for Christmas.”

“And Zoro deserves coal.” You added.

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day five: decorating

sfw

excited!sam and Vincent bond the most during Feast of the Winter Star.

excited!sam loves to string the Winter Star holiday lights on the trim of their home. When it’s night, Vincent comments that the lights make their home look like a gingerbread house.

Inside their home, Jodi doesn’t have to ask them to set up the tree. excited!sam does all the work by his on motivation. He puts Vincent on his shoulders so he can put the star on top.

excited!sam and Vincent put up ornaments that they made when they were younger. Their tree is a literal time capsule of their family, showing ornaments of their photos, artwork, and personal trinkets like Sam’s first guitar pic.

excited!sam sets up all of the inflatable snowmen on their lawn and keeps them safe by adding scarecrows.

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day four: making cookies

sfw

baker!haley’s speciality is pink cake. She adores it, so why not learn how to bake it? After perfecting the recipe, she decided to make pink cookies.

baker!haley’s pastries are all pink. Even her bakery is pink! For Feast of the Winter Star (Christmas), she went all out with her pink obsession. Pink drinks, strawberry icecream, pink frosting, pink edible glitter…you name it! baker!haley’s pink Winter Star cookies also had little pink pearls too.

When Gus tried to add more colors to her cookies, baker!haley gave them to Linus as a present. No way was Pelican Town’s chef going to ruin her pink pasteries!

Emily helps out and makes matching gluten free pink cookies. baker!haley makes her an exception because she is following her recipe and she’s her sister.

baker!haley’s cookies are a success and the talk of the town.

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COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

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You have murder in your eyes

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my art of the stardew bachelors from tiktok ✨

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day three: snowball fight

sfw

competitive!alex is more than willing to sacrifice a teammate when it comes to snowball fights in teams. If the fight is solo, you bet competitive!alex will do whatever it takes to win.

When Haley tries to join him, competitive!alex knows that she is nothing but extra baggage. So he simply rejects her offer and carries on.

No one (other than his grandparents) is spared from his wrath. If the children get in the way, it’s their fault. If someone got a concussion from an overly large snowball? competitive!alex just gave Harvey a patient.

competitive!alex ‘s nemesis is Shane. That man is ruthless in the snowball fight, since he was originally a gridball player as well. Shane doesn’t really care about competitive!alex and takes part in the snowball fight anyway.

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some jealous alex hcs

sfw

jealous!alex isn’t afraid to show his feelings or express them.

In college, if someone’s gridball stats were better than his, you bet jealous!alex changed his workout and practice routine to beat them.

jealous!alex clenches his jaw and grinds his teeth.

jealous!alex believes that he is the best boyfriend you’d ever had. If he suspects that any of your exes excelled in anything that he’s good at, he will better his skills to one up them.

If jealous!alex is in a relationship, he shows a mild form of possessiveness but not to the point when it reaches creepy territory.

jealous!alex throws small tantrums

Depending on the situation, jealous!alex leads to paranoid!alex, angry!alex, or worried!alex. If in a relationship, possessive!alex or overprotective!alex.

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day two: by the fire

merry ficmas prompt list

sfw summary: the crew stays the night at nami's village. you and your special pirate are left in your hotel room in front of the fire, ready to brave the cold.

Zoro

He isn’t much of a snuggle bug, but feeling how cold you were made him show off his soft side.

“Come close to me,” he says. “Let me warm you up.”

You oblige and give him a kiss on the cheek as a thank you.

Sanji

“My love, you are more than welcome to be in my arms.” Sanji tells you, tackling you into a hug. He carries you so you were both in front of the roaring fire, taking in its warmth.

He grabbed a blanket from the bed and pulled you into his arms.

Luffy

“C’mon here, you don’t get cold on my watch!” He exclaims. “What type of captain would I be?”

Luffy pulls you into a mega big hug and smiles as you laugh into his warm embrace.

Usopp

Usopp is colder than you! He snuggles up to you as you wrap the blanket over both of you.

“You’re good at this whole snuggling thing.” He says as he rests his head on your shoulder.

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a samurai’s fangs

hc layout inspo: @isapirata

sfw

vampire!mizu is picky when it comes to who she feeds on. She doesn’t want to feed on just any person, but someone who is skilled or a master of some craft.

vampire!mizu only feeds on humans and has never turned any of them into a vampire.

vampire!mizu isn’t afraid to venture out in the sunlight. Nothing stands in her way when it comes to a quest or goal. Time is of the essence, and being afraid of sun is a vampire assumption she proved wrong.

Unlike other vampires, vampire!mizu can’t turn into a bat, which she doesn’t care about. Bats can’t fight with swords.

vampire!mizu has blue eyes. In the vampire world, all have red except for a few exceptions.

even though vampire!mizu is half human, that didn’t stop her from becoming a strong warrior.

In the vampire community, there are rumors that vampire!mizu is a vampire hunter, which has yet to be proven true. Just because she kills vampires, it doesn’t make her a hunter...right?

#blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai headcanons #mizu headcanons #mizu blue eye samurai headcanons #bes headcanons #mizu x reader #bes mizu headcanons

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day one: hot coco

merry ficmas prompt list

sfw summary: sometimes all you need is some hot coco to calm down

Zoro

Unfortunately, Zoro doesn’t like chocolate. However, he is willing to suffer through it for you.

After attending a village party, you two stopped by the concessions stand. Without asking him, you bought two hot mugs of hot coco and gave him one.

“Thank you.” He says, trying to smile. You give him a kiss on the cheek, clinking your paper cup with his. Both of you drank it, you not noticing the look of disgust on Zoro's face.

Sanji

Sanji loves this season, especially because he gets to show off his cooking skills. He's not only good at making hearty meals but making drinks.

So he decided to venture out with you to find the town's best cafe in hopes to find a hot chocolate that's better than his.

“How about this place?” He suggests, pointing out a cafe. In the window, there was a crowd of people, all spilling out of the building once they had their drinks.

After waiting for an hour, you two managed to get a drink. Sanji smiled after his sip. “It tastes like home.”

Luffy

“Don't have to tell me twice!” Luffy yells happily as he drags you to the ship's kitchen. He opens the pantry to show you his secret sweet stash, which was surprisingly a lot. “I know, I know, you're surprised I haven't finished it by now...”

Luffy quickly explains that he saved the sweets so Sanji can make desserts for the crew (Luffy especially). “Oh, I want to try to make this with you. Back at home, I'd add melted chocolate bars to hot milk...”

You two make the best hot chocolate Luffy has ever had. To complete it, you added marshmallows.

Usopp

Usopp was nervous.

Drinking drinks was something he'd do any day, but making them?

“I don't know, I think I'll mess up.” He admits. When you insist that it's a super simple recipe, he gives in.

With your help, Usopp makes hot chocolate, but somehow managed to mess it up. “I'm sorry! I'm not good at cooking, okay?” He adds, defeated.

You console him, and gently walk him through the recipe again. Afterwards, you two made hot chocolate that was a delight to drink along with a plate of cookies.

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