fun fact sophomore slump taught me how to spell believe seriously i just kind of guessed. before cause there are too many i and es 👎👎👎👎 too confusing
also yay 2 me for actually drawing something today i have had the WORST artblock vro
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patrickstump.com blog from April 27, 2008
24…minus the Jack Bauer
Yup. So I’m 24 today. As of 1:06 AM. I guess it’s about time for a quarter-life crisis.
I was at an acting coach a while ago and I was filling out this little questionaire thingy in the waiting room. They ask for the range of what ages you could play. Thus far as a crappy little actor I’ve played a 30+ murder suspect on Law and Order, and I was in talks to play a 15 year old Oklahoma boy. I guess I figured that was my range so I wrote it down. Looking at those numbers though, it felt kinda weird. I feel like I could convincingly be either but nothing in between. Like I’m missing my 20’s and I’m not even halfway through them. You get a mortgage and you drive a Civic and you take your dog to the vet and pretty soon you find yourself going to bed at 11 and begrudgingly becoming a morning person. I guess in retrospect, 23 felt a lot more like what I thought 33 would feel like. I guess I’ll have to wait 10 years to know for sure. But then I feel like I’m still a little-ass kid in a lot of ways. I realized I’ve never seen the Godfather movies. Or like Caddyshack. Cause I’m a kid. And I have a lot more to do with my life. Like see the Godfather. And Caddyshack. And then there’s the fact that I’m a little dude at a towering 5'4…closer to 5'5…but I feel like when you’re as short as I am, if you’re really grabbing at those percentiles of an inch that’s just sad. I’d rather round down. But the point is I’ll always be looking up to everybody like when you’re a toddler. I mean, I can’t grow a beard yet. I shaved my sideburns a few months back and I got carded everywhere I went for a couple weeks. I guess it’s like how Yoda tells Luke his mind is never on where he is or what he’s doing. And I’m still young enough to think that’s a relevant analogy.
-p.stump
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happy birthday 2 mr stump himself
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The end of the Infinity On High CD being "Now press repeat" compared to the first lyric on From Under The Cork Tree being "Brothers and sisters, put this record down"
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And I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies. They were all me btw.
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girl peterick girl peterick girl peterick
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new additions to my cd collection :3
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…has this been done?
Fall Out Boy - Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes / SMFS
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i found the cure to growing older
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im supposed 2 love u
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