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starship-you · 1 day
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Wild thought. If secret operations are usually just two random words puts together... is internet shitposting a cover for agents to communicate secret information on the clearnet?
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starship-you · 2 days
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Recently Risen Undead: Being DEAD isn't the same as being asleep. This meant that I just spent the last dozen years NOT SLEEPING. I have some time to make up before I help you conquer any realms, so unless you want to grab me a few BARRELS of coffee, you will let me sleep in a little longer!
me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:
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starship-you · 2 days
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Im just saying my taxpayer coin could be better spent if our medical clergy didn't have to spend healing spells tending to victims of avoidable magical violence.
Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer
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starship-you · 3 days
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Rimworld lategame experience.
Also 40k probably.
Stellaris too.
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The Helldivers 2 experience
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starship-you · 4 days
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Painting dragons
[eng by me]
(This is from 一条好龙's new account, new tag here)
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starship-you · 4 days
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The boys are back in town, and they are ready to crack open a cold one
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starship-you · 4 days
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starship-you · 4 days
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People shouldn't need to start a GoFundMe for their medical bills
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starship-you · 5 days
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Socks are good. Not feeling every pebble and crumb on the dirty floor is the real goal
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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starship-you · 5 days
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starship-you · 5 days
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Both of these are incredible, but i cant deny that unlocking 50% more time would be insanely beneficial, even if i have to maintain a wired connection. As long as i can plug in and still access my devices, i will be unstoppable.
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starship-you · 5 days
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Wait, wasn't this the plot of Master of Disguise?
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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?
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starship-you · 6 days
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Celestial Gender
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starship-you · 6 days
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Oo oo, I have an oldie but it fits!
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i think ive cracked the code basically
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starship-you · 6 days
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Playing Betrayal at House on the Hill and the haunt isn't triggered by discovering a Skull in a Ritual Room in the basement (it'll actually be the Bite in the Abandoned Bedroom, triggering the kinky ghosts haunt)
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starship-you · 6 days
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One dude I knew had a book of codes. If the question lets you make it yourself, he'd put in "D4 11F 16Z" and the answer would be "5J 9F" or some crazy sod like that.
FYI: put whatever you want, as long as you remember it. The only time another human sees this is if you have to call support and verify yourself, and customer service workers are so done with everything we probably wouldn't even give it a thought beyond "yay, its not asking for your mother's maiden name..."
Security tip btw: stop using mother's maiden name as a security question (unless you use it as a trap with a bogus answer). There are guaranteed to be relatives of you and your mother who know the answer and might know/have enough access to you and your information to impersonate you. The question is your chance to actually verify who YOU are.
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kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me
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starship-you · 6 days
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Just had a dream where I lined up the sweetest Lightning Bolt. ... Sorry, but it had to be done.
of course they killed my ass with lightning magic
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