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Tim: wait, you quit smoking?

Jason: I quit smoking when I became Robin.

Tim: Ok,That Is Not True. I've seen you smoke recently, don't gaslight me!

Dick: You didn't really quit smoking when you were Robin Jay, you used to take my cigs sometimes

Duke: wait,, YOU used to smoke??

Dick: Yeah, back when I was Nightwing

Duke: You're /still/ Nightwing ???

Tim: He means back when he was Discowing

Duke: What's discowing???

Jason: The reason I used to smoke.

#lmao #the wayne kids #wayne kids #bat kids #batfam #the bat family #dc

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Batman Beyond S01E13 “Ascension”

#batman beyond #terry mcginnis #blight #lol

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#walk walk fashion baby

Hugh Jackman as Logan Howlett/Wolverine DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024) — dir. Shawn Levy

#deadpool & wolverine #logan howlett #mcu #marvel

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Black Rabbit Brotherhood LIES OF P (2023) ◈ 11 / ∞

#lies of p #black rabbit brotherhood

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Tim, looking at Conner: Isn't he just so handsome? Jason, appreciative: Yep. Tim, offended: EXCUSE ME? That's my boyfriend? You already have Dick. Need you lust over mine? Jason: WTF? You asked?? Yanno what. Ask me again. Tim: Isn't Conner just so handsome? Jason, shrugs: Meh. Not really. Tim, offended: EXCUSE ME? WTF JASON? Are you saying Conner is ugly? Is Dick just the most handsome guy to you-- Jason, throws hands in the air: Oh my god there is just no winning with you!

#jason todd #tim drake #kontim #timkon #jaydick #dickjay #batman #jason can't catch a break XDD

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you ever get a comment that makes you want to reread your fic ?? it’s like ‘dang u liked it that much?? lemme go look’

#about me #happens more often than you think AHHAHAHA #i'm ashamed of myself #but the fics i write are obviously written for myself so they bring me joy T_T

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LIES OF P — Scenery [ 6/? ]

#lies of p

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#Final Fantasy XV #Prompto Argentum #Noctis Lucis Caelum #promptis #the gays keep winning #<3

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Morpheus: I am the King of Dreams and Nightmares. Everyone: And what about it?

#the sandman #dream of the endless #dream #he's so funny lmao

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#the way Dream's smiles for Hob gradually get bigger and more affectionate through the centuries 😊

#dreamling #the sandman #literal #old men yaoi #HAHAHHAHAHHA

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Batfam Headcanon

Batfam Headcanon that Dick might be the most open to cuddles. But it's Jason who's the best to cuddle with. (Part 1)

Listen that dude's huge. He has the muscle mass of a bull, and he has the visceral fat to support it. He's the ideal cuddle density. Enhanced metabolism means he runs warmer than a goddamn furnace.

But here's the issue: He's more likely to kneecap the person in hugging range than cuddling them.

So, it's starts with Cassandra, surprisingly.

They're staking out at the harbor on a December night. Cassandra's teeth can be heard chattering a mile away, while Jason looks—completely fine—no indication of any emotion whatsoever, but Cassandra can see the nervousness radiating off the kid's body in seismic waves, shoulders slight curled defensively, and the subtlest lean of his posture towards her.

Suddenly it clicks, and she inches near his hulking form slowly and presses to him. Dick's fabled furnace warmth was right, Jason's so warm, despite the layers of kevlar.

Jason stills, and so does Cassandra, she thinks she's broken something very delicate, maybe irreparably, Jason doesn't have a lot of good memories associated with touch, she should've asked, she should've—but Jason just breathes,

"Jesus Christ, Cassie", and puts an arm around her small frame, and Cassandra doesn't know who sinks further. Her, or Jason into the touch. When was the last time someone held him? Touched him without the intent to harm?

Suddenly she remembers being alone, the aching hollowness no fire or fireplace could chase away. That was only filled by hugs and gentle touch and hair brushing and curling up next to Baba and—

It's an aching hollowness she knows so intimately well.

Jason drapes his jacket over her, it's like being engulfed in a heated blanket, and Cassandra puts her arms around him wordlessly.

She's so warm and comfortable and safe in the hold.(They have their differences, but her brain never picked up anything malevolent, the idea that Jason mufht hurt didn't even cross her mind).She doesn't realize when her eyelids start getting heavier.

"Wake me up if I fall asleep", She says, just incase.

/|\ ^._.^ /|\

Jason doesn't, she wakes up curled up in the Batmobile, assailants apprehended, Jason's jacket wrapped around her.

The NEWS says there are no casualties.

#jason todd #cassandra cain #the wayne kids #wayne kids #dc #batman #bat family #the bat family #batfam

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#batman: under the red hood #jason todd #:(((((

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THE CROWS as species of the Crow Family

#six of crows #i miss them :(

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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

#bruce wayne #batman #batfam #batkids #dc #the wayne kids #the bat family #bat family

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So what you’re telling me..

This boy, who is literally 3 apples tall..

Turned into this giant!?

I don’t believe it.

#Jason Todd #red hood #shocks me every time too #batfam #dc #the bat family

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batfamily, assemble!

#dc #bat family #batfam #the bat family #the wayne kids #wayne kids #i can never remember my tags if they have the 'the' or not XD #batman

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Jason: Which one of you son of a bitches ate my strawberry cheesecake? It was bitch to get it!

Damian: I have manners, Todd.

Tim: Not a big fan of cheesecake.

Dick: I didn’t even know you kept food here?

Jason: So none of you are going to say the truth? [takes out a bat]

Tim: Whoa. That’s a little extreme.

Damian: I expect nothing less from him.

Dick: Jason, we didn’t eat your cheesecake! Put the bat down!

Alfred, coming in: I ate the cheesecake, Master Jason. My apologies.

Jason, putting the bat down: Oh. It’s okay, Alfred. It was an accident. [leaves the kitchen]

Dick: Did you really eat it?

Alfred: No. It was Master Bruce. He took a bite before I could warn him. But I know Master Jason would’ve been furious with him.

Tim: You made the right call.

#batfam #the bat family #wayne kids #the wayne kids #dc #batman