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❝ ░M░Y░B░ O░O░B░ S░I░ N░B░I░O ░ ❞

#📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » this flesh decaying‚ but my heart’s still beating. #*stares at the last time i posted* Oops. #that's what happens when u get a job and start preferring discord rp i guess. add meee @ventricide. #i'll post again once i finish revamping my exe server in case anyone wants 2 join.

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how I look before the 10mg live resin hits

#mobile ooc. #rodentrap is a banger fnf mod... also 2011 X is so fuckin ugly i love them. #maybe i'll add them in some form..... Maybe... #anywayz back 2 work before my boss gives me an ass kicking ✌️

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me @ lord x cause i haven't written about her nasty vessel rotting process in a long time.

#📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉᵈ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐎𝐎𝐂. » take care‚ it’s a desert out there… #i'll do that later it's nearing bedtime KJDFGKJDF just wanted to hop in for a minute #ask to tag ? idk.

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❝ No— but give me a few more days and I will be. ❞

OH HEY X, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

#📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » this flesh decaying‚ but my heart’s still beating. #they r being Ominous... AND THANK U; HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL TOO!! :> #antiiinnocence

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❝ I threw up. ❞

#📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » this flesh decaying‚ but my heart’s still beating. #📺 ⁽ ᶦᶰˢᵉʳᵗ ᵗᵃᵖᵉ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍. » the way ahead feels lonely. #hello dash KJFDGJKD i've been severely unstable for days so i wasn't around during the weekend. #idk how long that's gonna last; highs & lows and all but i'm still around just taking it easy. ✌️

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me @ work seeing those asks in my inbox

#📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉᵈ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐎𝐎𝐂. » take care‚ it’s a desert out there… #getting to write about maz/nikki's bond with X is one of my fave foods... #anyways im lurking on discord; idk if i'll be online here later

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△ x, what would you do if maz left you?

5/10

❝ ...... Why would she leave me? She's right where she's suppose to be. ❞ They're in love. They won't leave each other alone, not again. Not ever again.

⸺ ˚₊· invasive muse questions / accepting!

#“this marriage decaying but my visitation rights still waiting” - divorced lord x if she sung trichael i guess #keep the invasive asks comin i love drama HDFKJGDJK #📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » this flesh decaying‚ but my heart’s still beating. #📺 ⁽ ʳᵉᶜᵒʳᵈᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃. » conveyed in tongue‚ said again and again. #anonymous

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△ how did you get that x scar?

1/10

❝ I didn't 'get' it, it's always been there. ❞

3/10

He decides not to give an answer, only continuing to smile widely.

⸺ ˚₊· invasive muse questions / accepting!

#fun fax: they both got X shaped torso scars; you can't see MX's because he wears a shirt LMAO #📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » this flesh decaying‚ but my heart’s still beating. #📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐌𝐗. » innocence doesn’t get you far. #📺 ⁽ ʳᵉᶜᵒʳᵈᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃. » conveyed in tongue‚ said again and again. #gildead

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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

#📺 ⁽ ᶦᶰˢᵉʳᵗ ᵗᵃᵖᵉ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒. » deleted scenes‚ and forgotten dreams. #// send my muses funny asks while i wait 4 my edible to hit

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With a final chug of her drink, the hedgehog sighs as she polishes off today's lunch— a pink can of Monster Energy. With the can now empty, she crushes it and tosses it behind her, landing it in a nearby recycling bin.

❝ Guess I should stop hiding in my room and playing video games at some point… Almost forgot what fresh air feels like. ❞

#📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐊𝐈. » come and leave your mark‚ vandalize my heart. #📺 ⁽ ᶦᶰˢᵉʳᵗ ᵗᵃᵖᵉ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍. » the way ahead feels lonely. #she finally arrives... everyone's fave gothic girlfail version of sonic. 🙏 #ppl who followed the old blog prob know but for any new folks: proceed with caution when interacting with her; #the TLDR is that she's an adult sonic who's mental health & ability to mask severely worsened over time. #she's also who Maz was before she became Maz. #so like... not the healthiest or most stable muse to be interacting with; but i hope y'all like her anyways DFJKGKJDF.

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whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

#📺 ⁽ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶰᵍˢ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » but i’m still here‚ and always will be part of you. #this is how she talks about the sonic vessels she inhabits tbh #this is nikki and maz-core as well but i'll add their tags later lolol

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📀 - killing people with a rock stimboard

🫓 - requested by: irl anon

🕳️ - dni if nsfw, im a minor!!

🔨 - requests : open!

( image in the middle drawn by : @daisymels !)

#📺 ⁽ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶰᵍˢ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » but i’m still here‚ and always will be part of you.

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hi lord x!!!!! If I give you 50 million dollars will you find me a new pair of intestines that can digest gluten properly 🥺

❝ Hmmmmmmmmmmm. ❞ Her microwave-like hum continues as she contemplates the offer. Truthfully, Lord X has no idea what 'gluten' actually is, nor did she know how to determine if a set of intestines could digest it or not. But hey— 50 million dollars was a hard deal to waive when she has a husband, wife, children, extended family, and a couple of other freeloaders to look after!

She could figure out the gluten compatibility later. For now, she had to ask the most important question...

❝ Would you like your new intestines to be inside of your body, or outside? Both options have their own pros and cons, I find. ❞

⸺ ˚₊· you'd have a better deal buying organs off the deepweb than from lord x, probably / anonymous!

#WHY DO I ALWAYS GO HARD ON THE SILLY ASKS FJKDGDKJ. #also hi vetra... if ur sending this cause you ate something w/ gluten earlier i hope you're doing okay!! D: #📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » this flesh decaying‚ but my heart’s still beating. #📺 ⁽ ʳᵉᶜᵒʳᵈᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃. » conveyed in tongue‚ said again and again. #anonymous

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“ legally im here to fulfill my obligations of annoying nikki. “

❝ Oh, Sonic— 'Nikki' hasn't been alive in a loooong time! You need to learn how to let dead hogs lie. ❞

⸺ ˚₊· obligations have been fulfilled... sorta! / @adventurousblur!

#nobody look @ me i still need to make nikki's new icon template /silly #📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐈𝐍. » the fun never ends! #📺 ⁽ ʳᵉᶜᵒʳᵈᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃. » conveyed in tongue‚ said again and again. #adventurousblur

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finally got around to finishing yurikuma

#📺 ⁽ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶰᵍˢ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐈𝐍. » no life without a mask. #📺 ⁽ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶰᵍˢ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » but i’m still here‚ and always will be part of you.

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❝ If you eat a Nether portal, your stomach will get transported to the Nether. This means your hunger bar is gone, since you obviously can’t eat anymore, and you’ll have to build a portal and go to the Nether to get it back. But you'll need to move quickly— Because while you're dilly-dallying in the Overworld, your stomach will have started growing in the Nether. Blocks around it become made out of you and your shirt, and new plants will grow that are made with your DNA. You can break your stomach to get it back, but this WILL destroy the ecosystem around it! ❞

#📺 ⁽ ᶰᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐗. » this flesh decaying‚ but my heart’s still beating. #📺 ⁽ ᶦᶰˢᵉʳᵗ ᵗᵃᵖᵉ ˑˑˑ ⁾ 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍. » the way ahead feels lonely. #// the linked vid gave me whiplash and made me think. if X made minecraft mods; all of them would be like this. #// it's a low energy kind of day but i'll be lurking. ✌️

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quick psa that I'll add to my rules once I'm free from my mobile hell: pls tag any so.nadow content/mentions as "ven don't look"!

#mobile ooc. #nothing against those who ship!! the ship has just become a hardcore squick/teetering into trigger territory 4 me x__x #anyways... as usual im lurking + on discord