task manager kill this man
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you aren’t a bad person for having “bad” teeth. you’re not less worthy of love or respect because your teeth are cracked/broken/crooked/discolored. ppl with “bad” teeth deserve better
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only 3 people follow me for marvel probably but here you go
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it's really funny how a lost song that inspired a 3 year long Search for it ended up being from an 80s porno 😭
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what kind of guns do you own? like, firearms?
"Like firearms"? What else is the word Gun used for??? Do you take me for a court jester?
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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online
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the muse ⬇️
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Živa and piper girls night
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I have made a connection
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still thinkin about my lone wanderer's mojave adventures
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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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Making a new oc and sheepishly entering BabyCenter.com with a hat and sunglasses on only to find names like "Cannon" and "Axe" when I ask for rarely used guy names
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Having your own OC as your Blorbo is great because you will never have to see a bad Fannon brainrot take or awful but inexplicably popular ship involving them, but also I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here Augh
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Thinking a lot about the inherent queerness of Fallen Hero.
Ortega's endless public performance,
Chen's perceived lack of humanity,
Mortum shaping themself body and mind against the will of others,
Herald's struggle past and present with the world's expectations of him,
Argent's existence being tied to something others perceive as inherently dangerous.
You are all Other.
And you are stronger in each other's company.
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@cigarettesandinevitablebetrayal
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