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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

#line

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Sale

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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take my extremely messy 2AM DCC doodles (literally, I couldn’t sleep but was also barely conscious)

#this poor guy cannot catch a break #< prev tag #yup #no rest for the wicked! #or for crawler Jesus #no rest for him either

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Lindon would definitely at least root for Rei. They both got that hunger for power, that weird drive people are always going on about but I’m not sure about Carl either

I cannot decide if Carl, Rei, and Lindon would love each other or hate each others guts. I think maybe I have insufficient data on Carl though

will revisit this in a few books

#warformed: stormweaver #cradle series #dungeon crawler carl #cradle #reidon ward #wei shi lindon arelius #carl #warformed

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Was watching Mad Max and Tom Hardy (Max) is my Carl fancast/how I imagine him because (these are all ss from Mad Max: Fury Road)

That. Is Carl. (To me anyway)

#also can i just mention how wet cat he looks #🥺 <- literally him #< prev tag and agreed #for some reason I always imagined him blonde #I don’t know why

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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just committed to a college

i'm extremely nauseous but I can't tell if I'm excited or so anxious I feel like throwing up

#tbh college has always sounded scary to me #like ?? you’re an adult #anyway yes be excited #trick ur brain and all that shit #you’ve got this

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ibuprofen js my god as far as I’m aware

#god hates us #why else would they create migraines? #if they were truly merciful I’d be dead #this is officially an anti god hatepage

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YESYESYES read it read it

The knowledge that the man's feelings are not mutual is like a dagger in its heart, if it had one. It wrestles daily with this realization, teetering on the edge of indecision. Do I protect him because I love him? Do I kill him because he doesn't love me back? Do I continue with my duty? What would become of me if I simply disobeyed? It's a lot of stress for a creature not used to having any emotion. It's almost too much. But even if this creature wanted to end it all, it couldn't. Its master has the ability to bring it right back, over and over again.

Reminder that the AI is genuinely in love with Carl as a whole, and not just his feet.

#join the club #now you’re an everything mutual !!

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

#ITS THE POST #you cannot kill me in any way that matters #ITS RHE POST

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I laughed. I laughed at the absurdity of it all. Here I was, about to get sucked into a literal hell, sitting down at a party, talking to a tattooed, topless fish woman while listening to a mushroom dude named Horton play a poorly-tuned guitar, singing my cat’s favorite song. All while the entire universe watched.

Matt Dinniman. The Butcher's Masquerade: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 5

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Lindon is so funny because wtf is this

"I'm listening, not meditating on boyhood trauma"

"I don't need help putting down a dog."

"They say even a dog remembers a beating."

"I'm not running, I'm providing strategic support."

*Side eyes Mercy multiple times*

"Apologies, but shouldn't you be calling me Sage?"

(When Pride says that if he doesn't even make it past the first round in the tournament that he would have to answer to him) "Really? Thank you, I thought I was going to have to answer to your mother."

*Doesn't notice that Grace has a crush on him - too busy training*

*Accidentally proposes to Yerin. THRICE.*

"He'd almost forgotten to improve himself."

*Gaslights Ekeri*

"Apologies, I need to feed you to the dreadgod now :/"

*Extends dreadgod arm* "Shake on it?"

*Ignores Shen, aims arrow at his face*

"Why don't you go prepare another ambush for me, since I won't let you stall me long enough for the others to arrive."

"Apologies, but this looks like my land."

"Gratitude for holding back."

(When Orthos says that for every step he takes Lindon has taken two) "Take two steps."

*Stares, flabbergasted, at Northstrider when he offered to fight off the Weeping Dragon*

*Shrugs and lunges at Shen*

#shake on it probably has to be my favourite one tbh #classic #and him proposing to yerin (third times the charm right?£

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You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.

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Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

#welcome to the club #try not to develop sentience though #it’s not very fun :(

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i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

#as a linkin park enjoyer I can confirm we’re all like this