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sunshinybear · 1 year
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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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google search Beautiful rocks near me
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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i come on here and post for no one but myself bc no one ik in real life follows me here and i love it i feel free tumblr i love u, u little subway rat of a social media site
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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this took so much of me to read rn my brain is mush i love it it’s so real
I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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Worst types of country songs:
Alcoholism rules
God bless the USA
Truck
Diet christian music
Love a small town blue eyed girl
Best types of country songs:
Just a specific ass situation
I hate this damn job
Woman kills those who've wronged her
Alcoholism sucks
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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another book devoured, another piece of my heart sewn back in place
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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how has no one fed me the liquid gold that is pho im having the time of my life rn
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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the siren 🌊
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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i leave tumblr for finals during goncharov era and come back during an investigation on the soy sauce industry and a woman who seemingly does not actually exist. this site never stops does it.
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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I joined this site too late for goncharov but just in time to learn about a world war 2 soy sauce conspiracy
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water now
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry
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sunshinybear · 1 year
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