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Gary whimpering during the eclipse

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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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it would be kind of funny if ireland unified and king charles dropped dead immediately after

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Do not mess with his kid.

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Loving this analysis sfdjsajkda yes thank you

Look at his smileeeeee

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Most average man and most beautiful lesbian unsanctioned team up

Look at his smileeeeee

SE:4 EP:16

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Look at his smileeeeee

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#once upon a time #ouat #gold #rumpelstiltskin

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This website is going down in 2024, make sure to get your Tom Lehrer songs!!!!

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it’s extremely fucking sad that we don’t use dvds anymore. you used to be able to bring a movie to a friends house. now you have to pray some streaming service has it AND you need decent internet AND it could have ads or cost money to rent. can we please bring back dvd players im begging so hard

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Parents: my child is fine

Meanwhile, the child's favourite shows:

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action johnny and rusty venture crossover episode brought to you by smoking

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If music be the food of love, play on. But I'm really too hungry for just one song

Part 1

Part 2

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Second Verse

Part 1

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Were they animals, that music could move them so ?

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do you ever think about bobby taking dean to play catch so he could be a normal kid for once and just lose it completely or are you normal