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he’s sweet <3

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laszlo “you have to invite sean to the wedding or he’ll feel left out” cravensworth, my brother in antichrist, they had to hypnotize him to forget about the entire night anyway. just say you wanted your lil crush there. we will accept you king

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will graham

#will graham #hannibal #hannigram #kill me

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Im sick nobody talk to me

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I think it's hilarious that Kayvan Novak speaks fluent Farsi but Nandor doesn't. Some actors learn a language for a role. He forgot his.

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LIVE DJINN REACTION IM CRYIBG

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god I just cannot get over the fact that we now have a magic spell that is putting all of Nandor’s feelings for Guillermo into a person who has none of his hangups about them.

Marwa doesn’t have weird attachment, abandonment, and intimacy issues! She doesn’t care that Guillermo is a familiar! She doesn’t know about the vampire rules surrounding vampire-slayer romances! She just knows that she doesn’t know what she’d do without him and wants to kiss him far more than she does her own husband!

So the feelings we’ll see coming out of her will be the purest version of what’s actually in Nandor’s heart and I’m losing my fucking mind.

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that very subtle sideeye look Nandor gives Guillermo the first time the Baron asks if anyone objects to their wedding like he's waiting for him to say something and then he's the ONLY one who doesn't object I'm...

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#Me and who???

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What We Do In The Shadows - S04E06 - The Wedding

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I fucking hate nandermo. one of their tenderest moment of the series happens at a wedding where nandor marries someone else and guillermo has a cock drawn on his forehead. I can't take much more of this

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 4x06 The Wedding

#there's so much unspoken love her #just fuck me up

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sorry it’s just SO FUNNY how Nadja was the second one to object to the wedding. like she saw the stress it was putting both Nandor and Guillermo through, she went to all the effort of trying to make sure the Baron was there, and she STILL was like “I sort of feel like this is more about Nandor wanting a wedding and wear a big dress than actually wanting to be married to Marwa. facts are facts.” like okay queen shit yes Nadja I adore you

#Nadja is officially the voice of reason

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no no you don't understand im going insane. all those times we've seen guillermo try to initiate a hug with nandor and nandor rejects them like to the point where its become a trope all on its own, yea the running joke of guillermo wanting a hug and nandor saying no I don't wanna hug you, and I was honestly starting to get to the point where I was like ok whatever, maybe nandor just isn't a hugger. BUT THEN THIS FUCKING EPISODE COMES AROUND AND MARWA IS DJINN'ED INTO LIKING AND WANTING WHATEVER NANDOR LIKES AND WANTS and at the first opportunity she gets she pulls guillermo in for the biggest hug and starts kissing his cheeks........nandor has literally wanted to hug guillermo this whole time and for some reason he has denied himself that every time he has the opportunity. I feel fucking sick!!!!!

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the look on Nandor’s face when he talked about watching The Wedding Planner with Guillermo

Nandor making Guillermo try on groom’s clothing before his wedding

the genuinely hurt look in Nandor’s eyes when Guillermo was like “YOU JUST DID!”

Nandor actively sabotaging his own wedding and repeatedly asking Guillermo if he’s against the wedding

Guillermo being supportive but also the most stressed he’s ever been in his entire life, which kind of seems like he’s got some buried stuff wanting to come out!!

Nandor only being convinced to use up the rest of his wishes when Nadja and the Guide told him he was hurting Guillermo

Nandor only having the courage to go out on stage after Guillermo promised to stand by his side no matter what and the naked vulnerability he was willing to show to him

Nandor confiding his deepest fears and desires in only Guillermo, which is explicitly the thing he wanted a significant other for in season 3

The fact that Guillermo clearly knew exactly what Nandor really meant when he said “best…. man” and beaming at him

Nandor only looking happy at all at his wedding when he was talking to Guillermo

Nandor admitting he has no intention of turning Marwa to be with her forever

Nandor walking away from his wife so he could be disgustingly tender towards a sleeping Guillermo?? 

HE TOUCHED GUILLERMO SO MUCH IN THIS EPISODE…

Marwa never showing Nandor a speck of real affection but being blatantly flirty and extremely physically affectionate with Guillermo after she’s magically made to like whatever Nandor likes

“Wow, that’s a lot of kissing…”

Nandor realizing that his wife doesn’t love him and didn’t want to marry him and doesn’t want to be there! And that he really only wanted a wedding, not a wife! But now it’s too late to fix it!

NANDOR HAVING THREE MORE WISHES THAT HE HAS TO USE VERY CAREFULLY…

ohhhhhhhh friends my ship is LIVING and I am LIVING and how am I supposed to FUNCTION for the next four weeks???