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I'm glad Hatter put to rest months of rumors by just kissing his boyfriend in front of god and the whole town just trying to have their morning coffee. We have our confirmation but my eyes need bleach

ok hater

me personally i love to see two queer men celebrate their love in public!!! congrats to hatter and marlin <3

#marlin bae #david hatter #daily spill

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boba who are our hottest couples right now my finger is so not on the pulse

omg is this not OBVIOUS??

Alana and Jake. DUH. I mean! Look at them! Look! R U Looking? Granted, this is a case of a woman making her man relevant bc truly jake is the most average looking slice of discounted grocery store cheesecake nothing 2 me in the world but it doesnt matter bc their combined power is PROM KING AND QUEEN SHIT!

2. MARLIN AND HATTER!! It was rumored. It was teased. It was heavily suggested through many park dates but just a few days ago, MARLIN AND HATTER CONFIRMED THEY R DATING!! cannot wait for the official hard launch until then have this surreptiously snapped photo of marlin and hatter greeting each other on the street.

3. HIRO AND TAD!! Ah, young love beginning in Paris! It's a cliche but who cares when you are as cute as these two! fascinated with them already the combination of tad's inability to take a photo with more than 2 facial expressions and hiro's camera aversion make them so deeply #cryptid coded. good for them!

#daily spill #alana triton #jake rogers #hiro hamada #tad fiske #marlin bae #david hatter

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can we get a list of what new couples you want to see sprout this spring!

omg so many.

we are all praying for vixey to find a new relationship so she can stop harassing her ex/my inbox 🙏 i will take anyone literally

foaming at the mouth to see more of mal x snow every time they r at an event together its 🔥🔥🔥🔥

speaking of emergencies, someone call 911 on copper x herc for giving me heart palpitations!! rumour has it they've been seen out together and def hit it off during speed dating. more to come...???

but wait i also heard that mim hooked up with mirabel during paris. will this one stick, or just another one of mirabel's latest lady lovers?? she is looking to break a record lol

and omg omg omg anyone else see dipper's insta story with marie bonfamille? HELLO the sandy x danny romance of last summer is heating up with the seasons!!!

and personally im all for isabela x shang-- last spotted at the easter dinner at Madrigals. UGH they're giving me bridgerton daphne x duke realness! the power couple swynlake needs!

#daily spill

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Witnessed a stand off between Q and Georgette at Olympus…any intel?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH??

WELL if i were to use this big ol brain up here to connect the dots, I'd point out that Georgette has recently been chatting with James Hawkins on Twt! So maybe Queen Georgie is moving on on Q's man.

Alternatively...... Q has appointed herself the gatekeeper of Olympus and fears for Hercules's safety. what is a better match in this life than a once upon a time beauty queen and the rippling muscles of our handsome gym owner? that's a match made in heaven, and also on fitnesstok!! THINK of the sponsorships they could bag!

#georgette midler #aquata triton #hercules kouros #daily spill

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Your results, Swynlake!!!!!

sry vixey i guess swynlake doesn't believe you 😬

Why would I be messaging the town gossip blog about Drakken? I have said my piece. I have nothing more to add. Leave my friends out of this, thank you.

Vixey Denies!!

Do we believe her?

#spill poll results #vixey chakraborty

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Why would I be messaging the town gossip blog about Drakken? I have said my piece. I have nothing more to add. Leave my friends out of this, thank you.

Vixey Denies!!

Do we believe her?

#vixey chakraborty #daily spill #spill poll

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Starting to think the Drakken anon is someone he failed in science in secondary or spilled their coffee at Hatter's. Proposal he rejected or something

it IS giving personal vendetta

which tbh means vixey chakraborty is at the top of my list. maybe one of her friends too? jun moon, tiana truitt..............al mcwiggin??

now that would be juicy considering they are on the board together...

#vixey chakraborty #jun moon #tiana truitt #al mcwiggin #dr drakken #daily spill

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I'm just saying if you let a man like Drakken be on Board in a town like Swynlake then you're asking for more trouble than it's worth!

oh my god they're back

im started to feel harassed and im not even the one who is being slandered!!!

#dr drakken #daily spill

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swynlake_spill: phinnip my beloved.

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flynneas: the only other pictures of us i have are like official ones from spf and build a brand and whatever other million projects we have had over the years so i'll just post this old one. hbd my dude, i could probably do it without you but it's pretty great that i don't have to, cuz it wouldn't be half as fun!

@exsqueak-me

#insta spill #dont read too much into this #or do

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Pointing out the obvious but hasn't everyone on the board been involved in something suspicious or been a problem? Drakken isn't the only one

which is to say.... i KNOW ur right 👀 maybe its time to bring back the shady pasts of our dear board members to light...

#the board #daily spill

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I saw we sign a petition to revoke his position on the board. I vote instagram smear campaign #sorrynotsorrydrakken

mmmm thats not very catchy a hashtag.

u can do better random hater! come back when you got a hashtag that #slays. alternatively, sound off in the comments if you want to join in on this mutiny against dr drakken!

#dr drakken #daily spill

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I heard that Pip is trying to ice out his business partners to take more credit.

omg TROUBLE IN PHINNIP PARADISE???

wait what am i saying there is always trouble in phinnip paradise lmfao. sounds like just another day with my favourite boys. ❤️❤️❤️

#daily spill #phineas flynn #pip seville

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this is a concerned citizen who thinks letting a man like that on board is asking for trouble... time will tell and you'll be sorry...

literally so fascinated with this random influx of anti-drakken discourse!

what is going on!

oh how the tide is TURNING! send more i love it

#daily spill #dr drakken

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News from the front it was a shoulder check to Drakken…he was aggressively attacking a decorated military vet. Warranted.

more information on the drakken fight drama!

this does not sound like drama this sounds like walking on narrow main street during a tourist rush but i mean thats just me sorry for your shoulder decorated military vet whoever you are (tibbs???? tibbs is that you???)

#daily spill #dr drakken

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Dr Drakken is not who he says he is... I wouldn't believe anything that comes out of his mouth...

omg more drakken gossip. it's giving vixie chakraborty's instagram tell-all do we all remember that!

no we dont bc everyone was simply too dazzled by Dr. Drakken's debate performance and hot guy mustache to take notice.

but clearly SOMEONE is out to get him. vixey is that you??

#vixey chakraborty #dr drakken #daily spill

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Dr. Drakken almost getting beat up in the street should be reason enough to remove him from the board? I vote yes.

wait im sorry why would ........... we remove drakken......... because he got beat up??

does not compute to me we should not blame the victim!! also who beat him up??? are the police on this? WHY IS THIS NOT BIGGER NEWS omg am i the first one reporting this i am doing SO serious journalism work rn

#dr drakken #daily spill

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I heard Georgette has a thing for Dipper Pines!

SCREAM what is with that skinny weirdo and his power over blondes????????

it must be studied in the lab.... @boointhenight im tagging u in....

#georgette midler #dipper pines #daily spill