Oliver Wood was probably more excited than anyone else when the news came out that Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter were expecting a baby because DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH QUIDDITCH TALENT THAT CHILD HAS IN ITS GENES
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Concept: instead of having Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper in every goddamn movie, how about Oscar Isaac and Lupita Nyong'o.
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things I’ve learned to say to boys:
-you’re not funny
-don’t talk to me like I’m dumb
-I probably know more about this than you do
-don’t fucking talk about her like that
-I’m not comfortable with this
-I don’t owe you anything
-you just repeated exactly what I said
-no
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its not beneficial to women if its only beneficial 2 white women sorry
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someone write a fic where president bartlet goes to see hamilton. bartlet’s an economist so he’d def have Opinions about hamilton and his financial plan. he’d be unsure about the hip hop format to begin with but would end up loving it (obviously) although he’ll still tell his staff about all the historical inaccuracies. and then at the end he’d meet the cast and him and lin would try to outdo each other when it comes to hamilton trivia
bonus points if he drags his staff along
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using microsoft word
*moves an image a mm to the left*
all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.
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okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby
but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane
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”Somehow this giant punch bowl is the most effective baby goat containment field we have found to date.” - Goatclaw (via natsdorf)
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crrud:
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VINE PLAY IT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES PLAY IT AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY PLAY THIS ON THE FUCKING BIG SCREEN MUR DUR
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[Context: the wise men bringing Jesus gifts]
Wise man 1: I brought you frankincense
Jesus: Thank you!
Masked “Wise man”: And I brought you myrrh-
Jesus: Thank you!
Judas Iscariot: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER!
Jesus: *gentle, sassy gasp* JUDAS, NO-
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