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#somewhere in new jersey wilson is tingling because this is as close as he's getting to therapy and it's not with him

HOUSE MD (2004) | S4E7: Ugly

#house md #gregory house

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And it gets gayer with every rewatch!

#it really really does #house md #the gay doctor show of my dreams

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Tommy and Buck talk 7.04

#seeing the actual video of this!!! is!!!!! #911 abc #video #bucktommy #very sweet very tender i am asdkljhsdflghdsff #doing the schmidt from new girl gasp right now

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Evening Lights    -    Giuseppe Puglisi , 2019.

Italian,b. 1965 -

Oil on canvas, 30 x 30 cm.

#art #road trip au

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Wilson opens the door to House's office. He hopes it's really an emergency and not House wanting to get a snickers.

"You paged-" The other words become a noise of surprise and desperation.

House stands right in front of his desk. He's pulled his pant down. His boxers, too. They're on the floor and look suspiciously like a pair Wilson owns.

"My leg's stiff," House announces proudly. He's leaning against his cane, almost posing and he's -

Wilson looks away. "I'm not a physio, House."

"It's just a dick," House says, voice rougher than usual. "You're a doctor."

Wilson finds a spot on the floor that looks vaguely like a star. "You're … hard," he mumbles. His face is probably as red as House's erection.

"Only for you, baby," House leers.

"I'm not… gay," Wilson says lamely. The most frightening thing is that he desperately wants to look.

"Wrong," House corrects him - that dick. "But not the matter right now. You think I'm hot."

"No." Wilson swears he wants to say the truth, but it feels like a lie. A lie he has told many times - to his wives, his girlfriends, his own parents.

Oh.

God.

"You're hard," House repeats Wilson's words from earlier.

Wilson stares at his own pants. Shit.

He looks at House and he shouldn't have. House is way closer now than before. Wilson can't avert his eyes, gets lost in the blue of House's iris, like a ship getting wrecked during a hurricane.

He sinks, so he grasps the only lifeline he can find. His hands find House's neck, pulling him closer. The kiss is chaste, soft and shy, but all caution gets thrown over board when House's teeth graze his lips.

When Wilson catches his breath, seconds and eternities later, House laughs against his mouth.

"Can't believe that finally got you goin' - you really are a slut."

Wilson huffs in annoyance and well, unfortunately House seems to have a point. "Who waited naked for me in his office?"

"You don't mind," House states, pushing his hips against Wilson's.

"No," Wilson breathes. "I really don't."

#they are both so incredibly insane asdkjghsdlkfjha omgggg #hilson #house md #fic #no chill neither of them absolutely zero chill and i am yellingg

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house and the cat in s05e18: "here kitty"

#cuuuuuuuuuute #gregory house #house md #phd in being precious~*~**~*~*~*~

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hand in unloveable hand.

prints + merch + commission info

#love #hilson #house md #fanart

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wilson saying “I need to do this. for you.” is fucking insane actually. in the same episode where house is deciding whether or not he should commit suicide as a result of wilson’s dying. They are each other’s lines between life and death. humans have a biological instinct to preserve their survival at all costs; house has an addiction that governs his life. but they were willing to forgo all of it for one another, because they couldn’t fathom it being any other way. IM SICK

#wilson: i wanna live for you #house: i wanna die without you #hilson #house md #how did the writers write the perfect gayest romantic ending how did they do that how

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he is so self-loathing // casual, chappell roan

#i’m being tormented by rsl’s big brown eyes and hugh laurie’s glowing blue ones #gawwwwdddd #hilson #house md #video #fanvid #you’re killing me op #😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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it’s always correct to make steve weirder and more fucked up

#let him wear his mom's nightie and tell billy off for being a pussy for not sucking his dick and burn his own house down #anyways #>__>;;; #steve harrington

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BI BUCK CONFIRMED FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#yeyeyeyeyeyesssss #911 abc #bucktommy

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9-1-1. 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered [details]

#having now watched the first two seasons of this show #👀!!!!! #911 abc #bucktommy

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Donation request from @magniloquent-raven based on their fic A Symphothy Played Just For Me

#ahhhhh #harringrove #fanart #comic

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the way in which billy was created specifically to be steves narrative foil.... thats homosexualism

#harringrove #you ever think about billy being set up to be steve's rival #and then - nothing #anyways #billy definitely blew steve during a school assembly 🥰

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recent moods

#dont you know it #james wilson #relatable baby girl #house md #hes so mopey dskjzfhsjfghdf

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the question is not, do they fuck on their big end of life road trip. the question is, did they fuck before? were they fucking regularly before? was it just handjobs? in this essay i will

#hilson #house md #like!! i just dont think house would be able to contain himself around wilson if they did fuck before #but also there's no way wilson didn't blow house a few times after his infarction/break up with stacy so #i go back and forth back and forth on it askjfhsfjhdfsd

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Others go on cute dates, meanwhile Wilson and House be like:

"Aha! You yawned."

"Aha! You tried to kill me."

#aha! theyre in love! #hilson #house md #T_T