#& she's either super agro all the time because she's a physics major and she sees the world through a lens of stress caused by her psets

[dykeomania]

you know that one scene in 21 jump street where channing tatum and jonah hill are trying to buy off of dave franco's character ("you're the uh.. the dealer????? dealer???????????????? guy???" "yup." "oh cool so like do you make this stuff??? or???" "what do i look like, a fucking scientist? no, i just sell it.") yeah that's dealer!ellie x firsttimeweedbuyer!reader

#she's very physics and calculus TA who deals on the side coded #& she's either super agro all the time because she's a physics major and she sees the world through a lens of stress caused by her psets #or she's so fucking deadpan to the point where she makes you feel stupid for even trying to buy from her #Sorry for being a customer. #Or existing actually #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams #the last of us #mia what are you talking about #she warms up though #sees the light probably after you notice the savage starlight sticker on her laptop case and then you talk about savage starlight #probably will smoke you out for free at some point #which means that like the gates of hell have frozen over but like she's fine with that i guess #she comes to realize that you're actually kinda cute #she'll smoke you out all the time as long as she gets someone to watch cheesy 80s movies with #and maybe kiss on the side