#Sorry for being a customer.

[dykeomania]

you know that one scene in 21 jump street where channing tatum and jonah hill are trying to buy off of dave franco's character ("you're the uh.. the dealer????? dealer???????????????? guy???" "yup." "oh cool so like do you make this stuff??? or???" "what do i look like, a fucking scientist? no, i just sell it.") yeah that's dealer!ellie x firsttimeweedbuyer!reader

#she's very physics and calculus TA who deals on the side coded #& she's either super agro all the time because she's a physics major and she sees the world through a lens of stress caused by her psets #or she's so fucking deadpan to the point where she makes you feel stupid for even trying to buy from her #Sorry for being a customer. #Or existing actually #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams #the last of us #mia what are you talking about #she warms up though #sees the light probably after you notice the savage starlight sticker on her laptop case and then you talk about savage starlight #probably will smoke you out for free at some point #which means that like the gates of hell have frozen over but like she's fine with that i guess #she comes to realize that you're actually kinda cute #she'll smoke you out all the time as long as she gets someone to watch cheesy 80s movies with #and maybe kiss on the side

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

HOT TAKE.... They'd be cute :]

#Dina being Ceroba's shoulder to lean on when she doesn't think anyone else will understand ✋🏾 #Ceroba having no idea how to flirt/not recognizing when people are flirting with her #Dina being okay with her feelings not being reciprocated as long as she can help by listening to her when she needs it. #the two having heart to hearts with Ceroba being the last customer in the saloon #i have so many thoughts #undertale #undertale yellow #utdr #uty #ceroba #ceroba uty #dina #dina uty #ceroba x dina #cerdina #dinroba #??? #I'm sorry i am NOT calling them beer yuri 😭😭😭 #I ALMOST FORGOT TO TAG STARLO #starlo #starlo uty #my art #sketch

[b4kuch1n]

siren

#bakuspecial #cw: nudity #cw: body horror #monster #siren! I think. they're bird to me #I think this has been brewing since that stream mim did of drawing dnd monsters only from official text description #and when the official art for the sirens were shown I was like. oh thats just a woman with wings #lmao like. granted. its an official dnd book available for all audience. you cant make it too Bad To Look At #(I do not agree with this but it wasnt about me. if its about me its gonna be about very few people lmao) #but yeah. after that I got slightly too into the idea of putting more bird into birdwoman #but I also do genuinely love monsters that are Rearranged Human Parts so. I couldnt commit too much to the bird scales Im so sorry #I wanted the fleshiness. the feel. textural experience of holding her hands and being like oh that's a human #even when ur eyes tell u otherwise. mmm #...I looked to my right as I was typing these tags and saw. the fucked up pikmin I tried to sculpt the other day along with the pin #and got startled #its so. its so fucked up. gods. dusty white naked grainy parsnip #I used to have that one doll I butchered wanting to customize in a box next to me and thats way less upsetting than this. man #its perfect actually I will never throw this thing away. anyways #now. now I go to bed. its sleep time for the baku #have a good night lads! you CAN have it both way easily you just need a big bat

[crabsnpersimmons]

Who has the other pair of his shoes. I don’t believe you can buy a red and black pair

good question! i hadn't thought about it until you asked so here's the answer i came up with:

he got them at a discount at the thrift store

the cashier just saw his excitement and couldn't bear to charge him the full price

they aren't even the same style of slides, this silly guy just marches to the beat of his own drum

#ask the crab #Clip New Do Same You AU #New Do Same You AU #sorry for the delay! #Clip also has a pair of crocs that he customizes with charms #those are his “fancy shoes” #he also got them at the thrift store #they are also mismatched #Sun has tried to get Clip to wear proper shoes at work #but Clip doesn't like clothing that is too constrictive #Clip doesn't like being constrained #thankfully their customers don't seem to mind Clip's eccentric... everything #this is also why Clip learned to knit and sew so he can make his own clothes that are comfy on him #and also clothes for Sun and Moon #cuz ah Moon is a big boi #before Clip making all his clothes there were only a few things that actually fit him #for the people who take the time to read my really long rambly tags #feel free to ask about Moon's onesie 👀 #crab art #traditional art

[druidberries]

boo! outfit, a basegame recolor :)

this, yet again, was made because I got carried away when I only needed 1 swatch 😅 I think it's pretty cute and I had a lot of fun making it! let me know if you have any issues and I hope you like it <33

comes in 57 swatches

custom thumbnail

base game compatible

download: free! (sfs) | alt (mediafire)

#my cc #im pretty proud of this 🥹 #some of the swatches im a bit iffy on #but overall theyre super cute i think #ts4 #ts4 cas #ts4 mm #ts4 cc #ts4 recolor #sims 4 #sims 4 mm #sims 4 cc #sims 4 recolor #sims 4 cas #sims 4 clothing cc #ts4 clothing cc #s4mm #s4cc #maxis match #maxis match custom content #alwaysfreecc #also hi 👋 #sorry for being inconsistent but im slowly getting back into posting again <33

[greenbetula]

do you think they could be friends?

#i've been thinking abt this for days now #they friends :D #mappi's bf works at a convenience store right? #i could imagine mikoto being a regular customer there #especially when he works overtime and he needs to eat #milgram #milgram project #mikoto kayano #also sorry for tagging this as #mahiru shiina #but i don't think we have a tag for her bf sorry #green's gallery #fanart #traditional art #digital art #my stuff

[thevoidsylph]

#it's done!! #i needed a new phone background so #sorry for being dead for so long #anyway #Hortense!!! #long furby #furbies #custom furby #oddbody furby #art #furby blog #furby #pink #galaxy

[radicaldadood]

Preposterous! You think I'm just gonna sit here and expected me to NOT ship Zhongli and Furina after seeing the 4.4 trailer?

Dramatic evil chuckle

FOOLS

Throwback to that time my post predicted it. In any case I've already won bitches.

#lets beef in case you wanna argue the ship is disgusting cmon im waiting #whats the ship nane again? #furili? zhongfuri? zhongrina? #Now i wanna know what's the deal of her being hutao's customer 💀 #also im sorry neuvi #tagging the other ship to get views sjhdksks #focallette #focalette #neuvifuri #neuvillette x furina #furina x neuvillette #furina #focalors #neuvillette #zhongli #morax #rex lapis #genshin update #genshin 4.4 #genshin impact 4.4 #genshin #genshin impact #dood talks!

[nevermoorsource]

Silverborn has been delayed again...

But only a month this time! According to Hachette, it will now be released on in Australia on September 25th, 2024. I don't know yet if the release dates for the US and UK will change as well, but I will keep an eye out for any updates.

#found this by randomly googling then emailed customer service who just confirmed it </3 #they weren’t able to give any info on the release date in other countries but I will keep an eye out #I also hope that on March 3rd maybe Jess will share some even newer dates? 🤷 #nevermoor #silverborn #book news #sorry for always being the one to break this news folks 😭

[skruvaalltt]

Hi everyone ☺️ I know I do this more than I'd like BUT, after a long and very needed sabbatical from the internet I can proudly say all be coming back to all pllatforms again ♡ Discord stream later today and maybe going to find somewhere else to live stream just to catch up again. I've truly missed you all 🥹 please forgive me & send me a message if you'd like to add me or chat me in other socials♡

Discord invite for anyone interested ♡

#me #personal #ask me anything #ask #selfie #18+ account #18+ blog #18+ content #18+ only #i sell custom content #custom content #i sell custom pics #i sell content #spicy content #sexy content #onlyf@nz #onlytease #online #+18 or +adult only #im back #im sorry #sorry for being depressing #add me #add me on discord #add my snap #add me on snap #add my sc #add me on sc #live stream #livestream

[holocene-sims]

a sneak peek for an upcoming (timeline tbd) update 😊

#holocene.txt #hlcn: story extras #consider this a thanks for the kind words on gratitude day :) #i wanna respond to everyone individually when i have time and also wax poetic about how much every comment means to me #it really does mean a lot #it's been a rough year and a very lonely year like i'm genuinely just so :/ #i lost both of my grandmothers this year very suddenly and the holidays feel empty now and i'm dealing with scary health issues #i finally had a brain mri after waiting for it to get scheduled since JUNE and now i have to wait on results and undergo some other testing #and i'm losing my mind a little because i planned a nice christmas gift for my mom and it feels ruined because the post office lost it #and my dad ruined the whole surprise of it by calling customer support on speaker phone with her in the room...and she ofc heard everything #i just wanted something nice for my mom :( she deserves it and although i have other gifts for her still it's not all what i planned #i don't mean to rant but i just wanted to add context when i say it means a lot that anyone even remotely likes my pixels #i may not know most of you very well *yet* (trying to fix that!!) but it's nice to feel a little support from somewhere :) beyond nice #and sorry for being absent a lot this year but i swear i have so much appreciation for y'all and i love you and your pixels dearly #i always feel bad like maybe it doesn't seem like i care in return bc i'm offline a lot now but i really do!! i care a lot!! love y'all xox

[superpussyking]

Someone with the original image liked my post and I remembered I have this. Here eveyone enjoy.

#tma #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #this ones for your mr worldwide #im sorry for being a ginger jonah truther #like its my fault #finni.art #i need a custom jonah magnus tag

[inkwell-intermission]

lady of the stars or whatever she's so cool. she's got either either skin tight buzzed curls or shaved bald for that 30k/yr wig budget!!! girlbossing

#hs intermission #the felt #homestuck intermission #snowman eight #and you better believe shes dark. who would i be kidding if she wasnt. be for real #budgeting dril tweet but its crowbar being like can anyone help me budget thjs #and instead of 30k on candles its on snowmans custom shoes hats and wigs #maybe less of those? no sorry i support women

[hollowflight-propaganda]

Clay telling the guards that he's, "Never been a prisoner before." is just so so funny to me for whatever reason

#clay in the same voice that a customer service worker uses when they say that they started this week: sorry. I just started being a- #prisoner three days ago. anyway let me subtly trauma dump on you in compensation :) #clay wof #phoenix rereads wof

[wolfriver777]

once again inspired by @digitalstowaway 90's sitcom au, specifically their fanfic that mention's Jin Guangyao having an after school job. im not exactly sure what his after school job is. but my brain immediately jumped to supermarket cashier, we all know he's a customer service girlie ToT

[ ref in reblog via @ribloop ]

#once again i had a vision that i needed out of me #sorry for defaulting to longish hair #short hair makes me evil #my art #mdzs #jin guangyao #youre in a 90s sitcom wangji #jgy might look a lil passive here he just saw a customer he hates ig #we know hes got that customer service voice and its terrifying/horrifying #he's employee of the month like every month since he started /j #its so late i need sleep #but customer service employee jgy is being shaken around in brain and in these tags

[robotpussy]

when I say I'm being mistreated at work I mean. I'm getting yelled at like screamed at for not understanding what some ppl are saying or trying to ask a question because I've been told to do something I've never done before

#idk i just dont like being screamed at because a customer asked for no sauce in a sandwich and when i make them the sandwich #they realise they wanted sauce and didn't want cheese then when i bring it without cheese they say they #actually wanted cheese and instead of telling the customer we don't understand what they want #i get screamed at for making the sandwich the customer asked?????? like im sorry???