#;techdeckgodhood

[ultra-rage]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “You reblog a lot of lesbian posts for a cis guy.”:

who says sapphic posts are just for lesbians

Angry tumblr users who think gender and sexuality is a box or whatever.

like shit lesbians make good posts okay.

#;techdeckgodhood #;ic

[chironschariot]

@techdeckgodhood

#ohhhhh my god#look at all that hair where do you keep it all#and your little no place like home shoes#or no place like hive i suppose do you guys even have the wizard of oz#its probably called something wild like#where a little girl and her barkbeast get sucked up by a hurricane and dropped in an acid trip

Thankfully I knowv vwhat VWizard of Oz is 8uy the human title. VWe have activwe human occupants here in our timeline/univwerse. They tend to have much shorter and aptly named titles for movwie. Also yeah that vwas the title of the muse. Minus the acid trip part. "Girl and her 8east8east Sucked up 8y a tornado and murder a woman"

Also hello zz:::)

#;ic #;techdeckgodhood #;ooc: not me speeding 5 mins rewriting that url.

[prosaicpedagogy]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “We sh9uld start pu6ically shaming pe9ple again.”:

no do it itll be great do a pet shaming style call out

​I think that w9uld cause m9re pr96lems than it sh9uld actually.

#;ic #;techdeckgodhood #;ooc: translation: I've seen peoples pornblogs.

[coastalcosmopolitan]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “T)(-EY MAK-E WAT-ER R-ESISTANT COINS NOW???”:

what were they made of before sponge

​no naut sponge dumbass rubber

its naut soaking up the fucking water

#techdeckgodhood

[chr0n0kinesis]

techdeckgodhood

we call that the stridemind

#techdeckgodhood

[hemopseudo]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “Do you...”:

what quadrant would this be or does it depend on the kind of posts were sending each other

if you think you can get a quaD by just senDing someone some memes then ive got some news for you buDDy

#((ic post)) #techdeckgodhood

[catboii]

@asskraehe >Give your favourite little Mango smoothie a smooch on the head. You're gonna carry him off to bed because you're sleepy. It's bedtime now. You've decided. Dave has a couple of spare bedrooms that you don't normally bother with because you just cat it up and sleep at his feet, to stay warm. But now you've got your own living body pillow back! You're gonna snuggle the FUCK out this cutie.

#posted ooc. #action post. #I gotta go to bed so these losers are gonna go sleepy time together. I demand it. #absolutely godmods ur muse bc I kno Sock wouldn't complain. #I was 50/50 on “cutie” or “loser” but #pda;; #this doesn't need a reply it's just a silly thing <3 #asskraehe #techdeckgodhood #just bc it's his house. APPARENTLY. #Tii has totally moved in and now Sock can go there/stay there as long as he likes lol

[davepetea]

Dirk puts on a new episode of MLP just as Dave announces he's finished up his newest analogue horror video project. He makes Dirk pause the MLPathon to put the video on the big screen. Dirk makes his usual sort of interested, sort of snarky questioning comments as the video unfolds. Petea is far too sleepy to focus, and they start falling asleep leaning against Dirk's shoulder. Dave, as usual, can't sit down while he's screening his new masterpiece. He's far too energetic. Once it's over though, he sits down, nudging Petea over so they can all fit, three of them to a 2 seater sofa, and when he asks what they both think, Petea instead recognises his scent as somewhere safe, and lays themself in his lap, putting their legs across Dirk's, ready to take a nap. Dave sighs and pretends to be burdened by this whole scenario.

"I really have shit to do you know. I've gotta get this place ready for Rose later." In reply, Petea just 'mhm's sleepily.

Dirk, amused, and with nothing else planned for the day except MLP and platonic bro affection, chimes in. "Dude this is so cute I think I'm ovulating right now."

"Dude. Gross. Get back in your cage."

#posted OOC. #action post. #techdeckgodhood #tagged for ment. #this isn't what I envisioned but I am actually v sleepy lol #for context Petea is in Dave form so they're twinsies (except the hair lmao) #it's taken them YEARS to get to this point and my boys still aren't good with openly showing affection #Petea brings them both out of their shells c': #both of those last quotes are courtesy of Pup. Dave's mun. #he's always saying “get back in your cage” and “I'm ovulating over that” #I'm so happy Dave and Petea are friends again c':

[purrivacy]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “did i mix up karkats ?”:

(( you hecked up kiitty

​((lmao my muse follows like 2? 3? karkats how can you mess up so badly))

#techdeckgodhood #ooc post.

[yourshitiswrecked]

@techdeckgodhood

state your name, stranger

[formerlyasprite]

@techdeckgodhood i use to be worse

[ultra-rage]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “@ilaliya replied to your post “being a self...”:

the fuck is this magical creature tree

It's like a really large broccoli. less edible tho.

#;techdeckgodhood #;ic

[chironschariot]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “I googled Davwid 8laine. He does not count.”:

did you google david blaines semen or is david blaines semen magical because thatll make all the difference i know if i was a real magician i would make people believe that i wasnt and that it was in fact all fake

​I didn't google Davwid 8laines semen. Just the man himself. Also there seems to be plenty of articles de8unking his "magic" also Im positivwe givwen he is some form of cele8rity human, I vwouldn't 8e a8le to ask him to cum in a vwial. I COULD 8ut actions havwe consequences.

anyvway someone DID offer their semen. Davwid 8laine is unneeded.

#;ic #;techdeckgodhood

[ultra-rage]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “I should start discourse.”:

you should start dis course of therapy jk

I think you should start that discourse buddy.

#;techdeckgodhood #;ic

[hemopseudo]

@techdeckgodhood

isnt he just

#also Dang DuDe hi that was a flooD of likes i feel like a celebrity #techdeckgodhood #((ic post))

[catboii]

@techdeckgodhood replied to your post “1 cool thing abt humanoid forms ? intoxicants . 1...”:

yeah kiitty alcohol makes you sweaty

​waht the fuck why

#((ic post)) #bodily functions;; #techdeckgodhood #readmore. #(( #alcohol ment;; #real Tii hours up in here #))