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Here’s Track 10 of Idol Festival! I posted it on Soundcloud because the file size was too big for tumblr lol.

Translations under the cut. Enjoy~

Other tracks: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] Masterpost: Here ^^

Notes before you read:

There’s a math question here and y’all, I tried to solve it for real and I’m not sure why I’m not getting the same answer lol. I’m an English major, damn it XD I haven’t done math in months. So, if you please manage to solve it, please tell me (*´▽`*)

EDIT: Thank you to @yaoilover-89 for actually doing the math solving to help clear up the question! XD

Track 10 - “Which Quiz Show”

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MAHIRU: The last segment is: “OMG! Which Quiz Show!”

MAHIRU: It’s a quiz variety segment to test the idols’ knowledge!

MAHIRU: Your hosts will be me, Shirota Mahiru and~

KURO: Kuro.

MAHIRU: We’ll be delivering it to you!

MAHIRU: Let’s introduce our teams without further ado!

MAHIRU: The first team is: Misono and Snow Lily Team!

MISONO: I’ll be taking over this one. Any result aside from victory is not accepted!

LILY: I’ll show you my healing powers as a reliable big brother idol~

LILY: Now then, I shall strip—

MISONO: Don’t strip!!

KURO: Even if he does it’ll only be censored with mosaics.

MAHIRU: The second team is: Tetsu and Hugh!

HUGH: We’ll be aiming for victory with our perfect teamwork!

HUGH: Let’s do our best, Tetsu~

TETSU: Leave the muscle work to me.

MAHIRU: There’s not really any muscle work, though…

KURO: The third team is Licht and Lawless’ team.

HYDE: Now, behold~!

LICHT: (talks over Hyde) Behold the power of an angel!

HYDE: Didn’t we agree that I’d greet first?! Why’d you go ahead and say something?

LICHT: Shut up.

LICHT: Hey, Staff! Cut off this shit rat’s mic!

HYDE: What the--?! Ah, geez! Your angel wings keep on hitting me. It’s cramped so fold them!

KURO: That’s all three teams~

BELKIA: Wait, wait, WAIT!!

BELKIA: Why are you purposely forgetting to introduce us, you bastard?!

TSUBAKI: There, there, Bel~ You know how it goes~ Save the best for last!

TSUBAKI: I, the president of the Tsubaki Company, am this segment’s main character!

BELKIA: (in a fangirly voice) KYAH~!! TSUBAKYUN’S SO COOL!!!!

BELKIA: It’s obvious that the winners will be Tsubakyun and I!

BELKIA: Too bad for you~!

MISONO: Hey, Shirota. What does the winner get?

MISONO: You haven’t told us yet.

MAHIRU: Ah, I’ll explain it right now.

MAHIRU: The winning team gets this prize:

(drum rolls)

MAHIRU: A 3-day, 2-night hot springs trip for two!

HYDE: Woohoo! A Japanese hot spring~

LILY: Oh, how wonderful! It’s relaxing and good for the skin!

LICHT: Will we get to bathe with Mr. Monkey?!1

MAHIRU: Sorry about that. Tetsu’s an heir to a hot springs inn so maybe you’d have liked a different prize.

TETSU: I don’t mind. I love hot springs.

HUGH: Going to a different hot spring may prove to be educational~

TETSU: You mean like spying on the enemy?

TETSU: I see. Hugh always says wonderful things.

TSUBAKI: Hey, are you guys blind? Isn’t it obvious who among us here is best suited for hot springs~

TSUBAKI: Come on, LOOK AT ME~ It looks like I can go anytime~

KURO: But aren’t you always wearing traditional clothes?

BELKIA: By pair, huh? Maybe I’ll go ask Sakuya or Shamrock to go with me.

TSUBAKI: Wait, Bel~! You don’t want to go with me?!

***

MAHIRU: Do your best and aim for the prize, everyone!

MAHIRU: Now then, here’s the first category!

(game show music)

MAHIRU: “Simple is best! Fast Hands Quiz!”

MAHIRU: The rules are simple.

MAHIRU: Whoever can push the button and answer correctly first gets one point.

KURO: By the way, the questions are taken from middle school level subjects so it’ll be embarrassing if you get it wrong.

***

MAHIRU: First question!

MAHIRU: It’s a math question!

MAHIRU: “Takashi-kun--”

HUGH: Who’s Takashi-kun?!

TETSU: He’s not here, is he?

MAHIRU: That’s what bothers you?!

MAHIRU: Then… I’ll change his name to someone we know.

MAHIRU: Then, um… “Kuro went shopping with 3000 yen.”

KURO: Eh? I won’t do that, though.

MAHIRU: At least pretend to!

MAHIRU: “He got to the produce section to buy fruits and if one apple is 240 yen and one orange is 160 yen—”

HYDE: EH?! Isn’t that too expensive? The produce section where I work part-time is much cheaper.

LICHT: WHAT?! Selling such expensive produce like that… Is it the devil’s grocer?!

MAHIRU: I’m begging you… Let me read it all first!

MAHIRU: “If he bought a total of 12 things, and his change was 760 yen, how many apples did Kuro buy?”

(buzzer sounds)

TSUBAKI: He bought one box and paid it using a credit card.

(buzzer sounds)

BELKIA: He threatened the seller to give it to him for free!

MAHIRU: What happened to the 3000 yen he brought?!

(buzzer sounds)

KURO: He used it to buy a video game so it’s gone.

MAHIRU: Don’t buy one so casually!

(buzzer sounds)

MISONO: Hmph. It’s simple simultaneous equations.

MISONO: The answer is four!

MAHIRU: Correct!

MAHIRU: Misono and Lily get 20 points!

LILY: As expected of you, Misono~

MISONO: Of course.

KURO: Woah. Bastard-chan’s brilliant for once.

KURO: Since he’s not really useful when fighting.

MISONO: Hey, cat! I can hear you!

MAHIRU: Qustion two!

MAHIRU: It’s a science question.

MAHIRU: “If you put litmus paper into an alkali based substance, what color will it turn to?”

(buzzer sounds)

LICHT: The color of an oasis’s water as a gift from Heaven.

MAHIRU: What color is that exactly?!

(buzzer sounds)

HYDE: It’s my favourite lucky color~

MAHIRU: I wasn’t asking that!

(buzzer sounds and breaks)

TETSU: Ah, sorry.

TETSU: The button broke after I pushed it.

LILY: His power’s no joke as usual~

MAHIRU: Then just raise your hand!

TETSU: It’s blue, right? We learned that in class a few days ago.

HUGH: Great job, Tetsu!

TETSU: Yeah.

HYDE: Class? Do they still do litmus paper experiments in college?

TETSU: Hm? I’m in second year middle school, though.

KURO: Like I said, the questions are middle school level.

BELKIA: Outward appearances are really misleading!

TSUBAKI: Is that much physical development okay?

TSUBAKI: Ah, but Shirota Mahiru and Ahoge’s heights are still like that even though they’re older. Is that the end of your growth spurt?

MAHI/MISO: That’s none of your business!

***

KURO: It’s a history question~

MAHIRU: “Who was the one who started the Kamakura Shogunate?”2

(buzzer sounds)

LICHT: Is it… me…?

MAHIRU: OBVIOUSLY NOT!!

(buzzer sounds)

TSUBAKI: It’s me!

MAHIRU: THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!

(buzzer sounds)

BELKIA: Then, it’s gotta be me!

***

MAHIRU: (sighs) A lot has happened but…

MAHIRU: The last question is: “All or Nothing! Let’s Jump To It!”

MAHIRU: Currently, Misono and Lily are on the lead with 280 points.

MAHIRU: Tetsu and Hugh have 250 points.

MAHIRU: Licht and Lawless have 190 points.

MAHIRU: In last place is Tsubaki and Belkia with an unbelievable 0 points!

HUGH: Not getting one question right is… amazing on its own, I guess…

TSUBAKI: Give us easier questions to answer~

BELKIA: Exactly! Something like a revolving sushi-related question.

MAHIRU: As if there’s something like that!

(game show sounds)

KURO: Here’s some good news for the last placer.

KURO: A bonus event’s starting~

KURO: If you get it right, we’ll give you an additional 250 points.

MAHIRU: I had a feeling this would happen…!

KURO: But, if you get it wrong, you get minus 100 points.

MISONO: We didn’t hear about that!

KURO: The show’s staff just decided it.

MISONO: Don’t mess with me! Then what was the point of all the other questions?!

LILY: There, there, Misono. It seems like this is unavoidable.

TSUBAKI: You say some great things sometimes, Sleepy Ash of Sloth!

KURO: That wasn’t me.

KURO: It was the staff.

BELKIA: This means that if the others get it wrong and we get it right, we’ll be killing them all in one swoop, right, Tsubakyun~

TSUBAKI: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! (coughs)

TSUBAKI: (coughing) We’ll take you on…

MAHIRU: Here’s a question for Misono and Lily.

MAHIRU: “In Physics, glass can be a liquid.”

MAHIRU: Is it true or false?

(clock ticking)

MISONO: There’s no way that a hard thing like that is liquid.

MISONO: The answer is false!

LILY: But, there’s such a thing as “molten glass”.

MAHIRU: I’m curious about why Mahiru-kun mentioned Physics, too.

MISONO: Don’t confuse me.

(whistle blows)

MISONO: It’s definitely false!

LILY: Yes. If Misono says so then I agree, too!

MAHIRU: Then, please go to the door you think is the answer.

KURO: Though there’s no such thing as a “correct” door.

KURO: If you get it wrong, you’ll fall into a pool of ice cold water.

(Misono running and panting)

LILY: Are you alright, Misono?

TETSU: He runs slow as always.

TETSU: That Shrimp.

HUGH: All of Love is matching his pace by simply walking.

MISONO: You’re all annoying!

MISONO: I can hear you!

(tries to open door)

MISONO: What’s with this door? It won’t open.

LILY: I’ll do it, Misono.

LILY: Ready and…

(door breaks and they fall down)

(splash)

MISONO: AHH!!

MAHIRU: Too bad! The answer is “true”!

MAHIRU: In Physics, glass can be considered liquid if melted under high temperatures!

KURO: They fall down to third place after getting minus 100 points.

MAHIRU: The next question is for Tetsu and Hugh!

MAHIRU: “The voice you hear over the phone is not the real person’s voice.”

MAHIRU: Is it true or false?

(clock ticking)

TETSU: If it’s not their voice then whose voice is it?

HUGH: Does that mean you’re technically talking to a voice without an owner?

HUGH: That’s just like a horror movie!

(whistle blows)

HUGH: Hm… The answer is false!

TETSU: Alright, let’s go. Grab on, Hugh.

HUGH: Yes. Onwards!

(running and breaking door)

TETSU: Ah.

(splashing)

MISONO: You bastards, too?!

TETSU: It was hot so this is perfect.

LILY: Here’s a towel if you’d like.

TETSU: Thanks.

HUGH: To think that we’d get it wrong…

MAHIRU: Too bad! The answer is “true”!

MAHIRU: It’s not their real voice but a playback of voices similar to theirs through the sound waves.

KURO: The first and second places have now fallen.

LICHT: That hot springs trip is mine!

LICHT: Hey! Say the question now.

MAHIRU: Question three!

MAHIRU: “A baby turtle’s gender can be determined by the temperature of the eggs.”

MAHIRU: Is it true or false?

LICHT: It’s true! (runs to the door as fast as he can)

HYDE: Lichtan! The thinking time’s not over yet!

LICHT: It’s true! (breaks down the door)

MAHIRU: That’s correct!

HYDE: It is?!

KURO: You get 250 points.

LICHT: That’s expected.

LICHT: That’s because I’m an angel.

HYDE: (crying tears of joy) Lichtan~ As expected from a genius, violent, Angel-chan~!

HYDE: Hot springs~ Hot springs~

MAHIRU: They now have a total of 440 points!

MAHIRU: The current first placers are Licht and Lawless!

TSUBAKI: EH?! That means even if we get it right, we still can’t win.

TSUBAKI: That’s not too interesting for a broadcast, isn’t it?

TSUBAKI: You have to make the next one worth 500 points.

BELKIA: That’s right!

MAHIRU: Something selfish like that can’t—

KURO: We got an “okay” from the show’s staff.

MAHIRU: They’re alright with that?!

KURO: But, only if they get the super difficult question that the show’s AD3 prepared specially.

MAHIRU: (flipping pages) Eh? What’s with this question?

KURO: I said it was extremely difficult, didn’t I?

MAHIRU: (clears throat) Um… “Among the dishes that I, Shirota Mahiru, prepared, Watanuki Sakuya’s favourite is the cookie. Is it true or false?”

(clock ticking)

BELKIA: AS IF WE’D KNOW THAT!!

TSUBAKI: Aren’t you being unfair with your questions for us?!

MAHIRU: Even I don’t know if it’s true or false!

MAHIRU: Since I made a lot of stuff for him aside from cookies.

(whistle blows)

BELKIA: Every other question was true so maybe this one’s false, Tsubakyun?

TSUBAKI: You’re too naïve, Belkia.

TSUBAKI: That’s what they want us to think. It’s definitely “true”! (runs to the door)

BELKIA: Eh?! Wait for me! I definitely don’t want to fall into—

(door breaks)

TSUBAKI: AHHHH!!!!

(splash)

***

MAHIRU: Ah, so it wasn’t the cookie.

KURO: Then, let’s hear the answer from the man himself.

MAHIRU: Hm? The AD from a while ago was…

SAKUYA: It was me, Mahiru.

MAHIRU: S-Sakuya?!

MAHIRU: Why are you wearing the staff’s uniform?

SAKUYA: I got done with my job early so I thought of going home but,

SAKUYA: I heard that you were hosting the next segment so I stayed.

KURO: The candid camera was a success~

MAHIRU: What are you gonna accomplish by doing that to me?

MAHIRU: Oh, yeah, the last question…

SAKUYA: Ah, that.

SAKUYA: The answer is “everything”.

(victory fanfare)

MAHIRU: Eh… Eh?

KURO: The last segment’s finally over. My throat’s feeling so dry.

KURO: Mahiru, soda.

MAHIRU: It’s not over yet!

MAHIRU: We have to hand out the prize and close the program, right?!

SAKUYA: If it’s the prize, the winged guy just took it with him.

KURO: And Lawless chased after that Angel.

MAHIRU: EH?!

KURO: And Bastard-chan and the others who fell in the water looked like they were dying from the cold so they were told to go have a warm shower.

MAHIRU: When did they--?!

MAHIRU: What will we do now?

SAKUYA: Filming will be over after they get out of the shower so you should take a break, too, Mahiru.

SAKUYA: The staff prepared some food backstage, too, so let’s go together.

MAHIRU: Eh?! Is it really okay to end it like this?

KURO: Really…

KURO: I can’t deal with being an idol.

KURO: Lazing about at home is the best.

== END ==

Translator’s Notes:

1 Licht is referring to the monkeys of Jigokudani Monkey Park. It’s a National Park located in the valley of the Yokoyu River which is famous for its large population of Japanese macaques that sometimes take a dip in the hot springs when it gets too cold in the mountains. [Source]

2 The Kamakura Shogunate was a feudal military government that was established by Minamoto no Yoritomo. [Source]

3 AD stands for “Assistant Director”.

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