#> cramp up my leg trying to escape the giant enemy spider by going over the couch

[arcaneyouth]

whoevers running the sims game that is my life is having too much fun

#> be me #> get violently killed by kidneh stone pain that doesnt fade for like 30-40 minutes #> finally get some help from my dad figuring out what to do and how to handle it #> just sit there drinking fruit punch to try to get lots of liquids for like an hour while recovering from the pain #> try to order doordash because im gonna collapse but i need food #> have a hysterical time (shitty selection baffling choices and my debit card no work) #> finally order and sit on the couch #> one od the biggest spiders ive ever seen approaching me so quickly i almost screamed #> cramp up my leg trying to escape the giant enemy spider by going over the couch #> leg is in pain #> wonder briefly with genuine curiosity if god thinks im entertaining right now