#[ yay I get to write Valen for the first time in forever! ]

[adeerandhisshadow]

❛  you're completely out of your element here, aren't you?  ❜ xxx valen 🤭

Most of the sinners who had spoken to her so far had been a lot more interested in her T&A than the expression on her face, so their comments had been pretty predictable. The kind of shit she'd heard Savina endure without batting a perfectly-lined eye but most people wouldn't fucking dare bring up to her. Most of it, she ignored, but a couple of them got brave (or stupid) enough to try to touch her, and it was the last mistake they'd make for a while.

This one, though, stood out. Not only because it was an observation of her body language instead of her body itself, but because it was the kind of challenge she wouldn't normally hear. Because she was out of her goddamn element. She was, for once, forced to defer to someone else's rules. And it irritated the shit out of her.

"More like outta my fuckin' jurisdiction," she answered without much thought, naturally matching the demon's accent, glancing over the rim of her sunglasses to see what was clearly some kind of insect-type in 50 shades of pink. An insect with tits that rivaled her own. She'd never understand how that particular bit of magic worked: transforming (or maybe freeing) human souls from their earthly forms and turning them into...whatever this was. "The fuck d'you care?"

#Death's Voicemail #answered ask #[ yay I get to write Valen for the first time in forever! ] #[ ...can you tell I'm excited? ] #arachnoheaux