#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ

[lordliing]

WHEN I TELL YOU I SPENT LIKE 45 MINUTES LAUGHING LIKE A MORON--

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #NOTHING SAYS CURSED LIKE A GORTASH!TAV RUN

[lordliing]

I JUST GOT TO THE GORTASH AND ORIN REVEAL AT THE END OF ACT 2 AND MY BOY IS BUTT NAKED????????????

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #WHY GAME #WHAT DID I BREAK SJKNKJN

[lordliing]

WHY AM I SUDDENLY SEEING L*RAX FANART

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #tagged with a censor so the fandom can’t find me #I’m having war flashbacks to 2012 tumblr sjsbsjsndjdn #I don’t need reminding pls #tbd

[lordliing]

boop to punch Gortash, is what I'm saying

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #HIT HIM BACK

[lordliing]

Would yall be surprised if I said I fully believe Gortash is 38 at the oldest

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #I think without the scruff and the messy hair and the scars he would look more his age #but I overall cannot see him being that much older than Gale #people are just mean and don't know what anyone over 30 should look like :(

[lordliing]

Why are we being bitches about ocs? Who is being a bitch about ocs? Better not be in my following list or I'm coming for your kneecaps--

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #I look at the dash for the first time today and im seeing this shit???? #H UH???????????? #grow tf up

[lordliing]

HELP I JUST FINISHED BUILDING MY RIPOFF MOONRISE IN SIMS FOR GORTASH, ORIN, KETHERIC AND MY DURGE AND MY EVIL TAV AND NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN GORTASH IS YELLING AT KETHERIC???????

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ

[lordliing]

What would you do if I lost my mind and made Gortash a Cyberpunk 2077 verse huh

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #I got one for Nihil tbh #and my first bg3 character was my V

[lordliing]

tagged under readmore for pregnancy

We do be poppin at first trimester. Both Enver and Nihil are uncharacteristically excited

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #sims liveblogging #tw pregnancy ment #this went so off the walls in a way I did not expect

[lordliing]

I have privated my post for now because I've seen a few people feel it was targeted/take it defensively and that was not my intentions. I love interacting with OCs as a canon, but I could word it better when I say if you want something specific ask up front for it , and please communicate. Personally, I appreciate it far more if you reach out to whatever of my blogs has sent something and admit you are stuck on a reply. I am happy to either help or delete it and try again later. What I do not appreciate is feeling like I am treated far different based on which character's blog I am on at the moment and I know a lot of others feel the same. I am sorry if anyone felt targeted, it was NOT targeted.

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ

[lordliing]

That Little Shit, Gortash | The Archduke of Baldur's Gate

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #welcome to finding out Ultra is a long haired Gortash truther #the bangs didnt work quite right for the long hair tho so my mullet headcanon was not realized sknvkvn

[bladesalvation]

Guess who gets to experience the joy of reinstalling their game because one mod ruined it by stealing Gortash's clothes and not giving them back >:/

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #he's running around naked which is only funny til you realize he's naked when you meet him in Moonrise too #and your sister is just staring at your ex's bare ass the whole time

[bladesalvation]

I'm a coward so please, hit the heart on this post if it is OK for me to skulk through your memes and send one to your inbox.

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #im a baby with a fear of being ignored/rejected but I also feel bad only receiving messages

[lordliing]

You know you're Gortash's type if:

either low intelligence or high-- no in between. You can either keep up or you are dumb as a stick.

Neutral or evil aligned (evil is preferrable)

let him talk about his Steel Watch

don't judge his poor sleeping habits

murder is ok ♥

so is kidnapping, trafficking, extortion, fraud, acts of terrorism--

you will pet the robot dog

agree to alliance pls

sign contracts without reading them

want power and/or vengeance

If you match this desciption please report to the Steel Watch

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #some of this is /silly #you have to guess what is silly and what is real

[bladesalvation]

my hand hurts :)

Original/Insp

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #pls be nice its been awhile since I had any inspiration #and I probably wont again for another few months LMFAO

[bladesalvation]

I think Nihil would be unhinged enough to fuck Raphael. He'd stab him after but he'd do it

#ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵈᵖᵒˡᵉ ⁱⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃᵈ. // ᵘˡᵗʳᵃ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏⁱⁿᵍ #the list of people Nihil would sleep with in the bg3 universe should really just say 'everyone but Cazador and Lorroakan for some reason'