#‘so I turned the knives down as soon as u came close. u have zero self-preservation instinct’

[sentientsky]

pov: your baby brother is a Weird Little Guy™️

#YES I KNOW IM NOT USING POV CORRECTLY HUSH AKSJAKDJJE #i got his permission to post this with the caveat that I explain that it went a little differently #i just didn’t want to draw it cause perspective is not my strong suit (obviously) #anyway. i was rounding the corner calling out for him #couldn’t find him anywhere #and all of a sudden this idiot (affectionate) jumps out of a doorway brandishing like. 5 steak knives #so like any reasonable individual I shrieked and tried to bat him away. forgetting that he had knives. and they were facing upwards #anyway I almost slashed my hands with my own stupidity #and then afterwards this bisexual disaster turns to me and goes. ‘yeah I knew u we’re gonna try to attack me’ #‘so I turned the knives down as soon as u came close. u have zero self-preservation instinct’ #and yknow what. he’s right. unfortunately. #i Drew this rly quickly — sorry it kinda is all over the place lmao #not good omens #shitpost #my art