#“bet he's gonna stop at ten” “you kiddin'? there ain't no way a kid that small is eatin' ten apples in one sitting. i say he stops at three

[moccasins]

so, i learned that nightmare ate 999 apples today.

so. me being the weirdo i am, i calculated it. the average time it takes to eat an apple is roughly 1-3 minutes according to google and reddit. i suck at math so y'all might need to correct me but 3 minutes per apple is 49.95 hours. 1 minute per apple is 16.65 hours.

the world record for apple eating is 38.10 seconds.

that's still 10.57 hours 😭

did the villagers just watch this child eat apples for 1-2 days??

#that's a long time to be eating apples #my guy had to be eating these so fast T^T #what did the villagers do this whole time? play cards? bet on when nightmare would stop?? #“bet he's gonna stop at ten” “you kiddin'? there ain't no way a kid that small is eatin' ten apples in one sitting. i say he stops at three #“.....he's still goin'” #“should we do something?” “nah i wanna see what happens.“ ”i think he's bleeding.... no wait. that's too dark to be blood“ #nightmare sans #dreamtale #dreamtale au #dreamtale brothers #undertale #undertale au #undertale sans #undertale multiverse #undertale art #sans the skeleton #undertale drawings #sans undertale #sans #undertale fandom #passive nightmare sans