#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character

[chounaifu]

"So I figured if we start here, and take the trail a bit west, we could make it back to Malie before the sun's completely down. Not like I'm worried about finding something out here that's gonna cause us problems, but, I don't wanna be tripping over things in the dark," Proton rambled as he and Ree walked along the hiking trail. Ula'ula had many scenic routes, which Proton liked to take advantage of when he was visiting the island.

"Hey, were you thinkin' of stopping at the Poké Mart? 'Cause I--" Proton glances over his shoulder, noticing that Ree was trailing behind, and he furrows his brows with confusion.

"Hey! You good???" // @skullkxd

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐲 》 Verse Two #skullkxd #{ Icon art by: 339kaziri }

[chounaifu]

So you're having trouble with glitches? Well, er. I don't know how to counter that other than adding a self-destruct button like with all my inators. And I don't think I can add a self-destruct button to reality.

"Great I'm just trying to grocery shop for my child* and the ghosts are talking to me in my brain."

*Zubat

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #anonymous #{ Help??? LMAO }

[chounaifu]

❝ If you're awake and you see this, we're holding hands now. ❞

Notice how he did not specify that you're holding EACH OTHER'S hands. But you're both holding hands.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #{ Cant sleep. I'll let Proton be dumb. } #{ Hands. . . . . }

[chounaifu]

DJ Divorce (myself from my usual writing style to tackle complex themes of growing up)

" Nobody expects to see me on another guy's blog. "

No, he sure fucking didn't expect to find an Italian in his apartment.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #spikemuthtoothfairy #{ SURPRISE. GIACOMO. }

[chounaifu]

<- Spaced out, watching Placid Plastic Ducklett Simulator on his office computer.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #{ The game ever. }

[chounaifu]

@blastburned

" Hey HEY! " Firstly, he calls out, raising his voice into a shout as he approaches from behind. Otherwise, he'd never be heard over the sound of Pallet Beach at high tide. Once the two of them lock eyes, communication shifts down to hands, and Proton lifts both in order to speak.

[ Looked three places for you before I asked your mom where you were. ]

Rule one of acclimating into town: win over the elders, especially the older women. Their eyes are everywhere, and they know everything. It was an added bonus that the woman in question was Red's mother.

Today, Proton looks as though he threw his outfit together carelessly: baggy sweatpants and a loose fitting shirt, it could easily be mistaken for house clothes. Comfort and mobility over style, at least, for what he was seeking out.

[ I want to learn about syncing. ]

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐲 》 Verse Two #blastburned

[chounaifu]

" i give up. i'm done, " hands him a whole plastic bag of sanrio blind bag keychains he got in search of the super rare pochacco one.

They had both signed off on not going to work today, something truly unusual! The two of them had given a very fair reason on their time off request sheet: holiday obligation. Neither of them were devout to mainstream religions, nor were they invested in any of the old traditions of Johto-- so what holiday were they exactly observing?

"You got HOW MANY?!" Proton gawks at the bag of key chains, rummaging through them as they sat at the café. Archer had placed them onto the table, defeated. There were multiples of all of the hanami season Sanrio key chains, yet there was no sign of the beloved Pochacco.

"I get the odds are one in eight, but--" He shifts to the side when his sakura latte is brought to him by the waitress, "that's just insanely bad luck."

He furrows his brows, taking out a couple more of the blind bags that he had in his jacket pocket.

"Somehow wound up with dupes of My Melody and Aggretsuko, no Cinnamaroll though-- but you got two?! Man, no fair--" he sighs, ripping open one, tossing aside his third Kuromi as they lament their loss.

"Guess we can give some of them to Ari and Petrel. Maybe even boss will like the pink Hello K--"

When the third and final blind bag is ripped open, Proton gasps, eyes wide and sparkling with stars as the coveted white and pink puppy is pulled out of the plastic:

" ☆ PO - CHA - CCO ! ! ! ☆ "

He holds it up, dangling it between the two of them.

"I'LL TRADE YOU!!!"

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #reiketsui #{ Me: I probably wont write on lunch. #You: What if I send this. #Me: Yeah. Girlfriend rights. }

[chounaifu]

" ʷwͪhͣaͭt ͭtͪhͤeᶠ ͧfͨᵏuck ᵉᵉᵉ."

What do you MEAN people are just casually going to other realities?! Back in HIS DAY, if you wanted to go to The Backrooms, you had to get kidnapped by an ABOMINATION.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐞 》 Dash Commentary #{ Icon art by: 339kaziri }

[chounaifu]

dude i met superman and he really doesn't like swear words,

" Fuck Superman. "

Who even LIKES Superman???? Nobody.

#➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥 》 Spiderverse AU #novaragno #{ Icon art by: lobolobo2010 }

[chounaifu]

"I see why Monty likes you." That was, the other Rika.

" Who the hell is Monty-- ? "

Pause, turn, stare.

" There's FOUR of you now?! "

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #teraluceo #{ Icon art by: 339kaziri }

[chounaifu]

WELCOME TO JOHTO, LET ME SHOW YOU THE CHINATOWN IN GOLDEN ROD--

He's already four blocks down, eating a huge chunk of meat at the all you can eat hot pot.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #➤ 《 𝐔𝐡 𝐎𝐡! 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 》 Crack #{ Icon art by: 339kaziri } #moonkssd

[chounaifu]

The black ichor is spat out from his mouth, the putrid flesh that he had ripped from the target's throat far from palatable to the aberrant man. And while the blackness had coated his dagger-like teeth, Proton whips his head to the side, eyes wide, totally thrilled by the activity.

Silph Tower has crumbled, shaken entirely by the seismic activity that had manifested from nowhere, but he suffers not a scratch thanks the generosity of his employer.

Balancing on one foot and twirling at the tip of his toes, Proton glances at Sabrina, the wild expression in his eyes beginning to settle, before saying one simple thing:

" Only one of them agreed to a contract, thaaat means the rest of them are available for ah-- AH HEM-- some interrogating? "

His hands clap together, that was never a good thing to come from the assassin's mouth.

" Won't you lemme mess with the weird little shit who had the Hypno? He looked in MY head, it's only fair I get a look in return. "

The conversation fades out as the sounds of a city in crisis is built up with the sirens of emergency vehicles.

#➤ 《 𝐈 𝐂𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧' 𝐀𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐥 》 Status #➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐲 》 Verse Two #prestochange #{ Icon art by: fracturedhues }

[chounaifu]

@darkestaken replied:

bestie people are into size difference,

"I don't see any of you guys makin' moves to back that claim up."

A room full of useless queers who won't ask each other out.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #darkestaken #{ Icon art by: 339kaziri } #{ There's nothing more accurate to being queer than announcing what your type is in a room full of other available queers. #And then walking away still single. }

[chounaifu]

"..." (vibe check please)

[ Pspspspspsps yeah and then he pspspsps with the pspspsps and that's why his arm is all pspspsss wait wait wait shut up SHUP UP SSHHHHHH he's coming-- ]

[ HEEYYY JOHN YEAH HI JOHN! It's just us, the MONITORING SQUAD yeah we're just checkin' up on you! Yknow, makin' our rounds, doing Zubat activites-- ]

[ Hey John what happened to your arm? ]

Audible bat-like gasp.

[ YOU CAN'T JUST ASK A GUY HOW HE BECAME HANDICAPPED LIKE THAT!!! ]

[ My fault. My bad gang. ]

[ That white lady showed up and was like 'it's Aetherin' time.' And then she Aether'd all over the place. ]

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #turnecoat #Pokémon: Three Zubats

[chounaifu]

"AW GYATT! NO CAP? SHIT'S BUSSIN, i'M SHOOK CUZ! SHIT GOT ME SALTY AS FUCK. GIMME A VIBE CHECK?"

"Are you having a fucking stroke?"

He let's John finish before finally looking up from his phone-- Proton wasn't going to neglect his mobile game for whatever the hell this shit was.

If the detective WERE actually having some sort of medical emergency, well, Executive Proton was one of the last people who would actually be able to do something about it.

"Dude if you need medical attention, you're gonna have to ask Jax."

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #➤ 《 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐌𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 》 Answered #turnecoat #{ I've had this ask for a month LOL }

[chounaifu]

Cue Proton walking around in a Super Poké Mart trying to figure out what oven to buy for a bunch of dubiously homeless yet NOT homeless numbskulls.

"Why the fuck are there so many options????"

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #gnzma #skullkxd