#gnzma

[tapuhauko]

@gnzma || extraterrestrial encounters

It had been a relatively quiet day. So peaceful, actually, that a certain Kahuna was slacking off. They were simply flying above Po Town, Noivern circling around nearby in case they needed an alibi as for why Hau was up so high.

Besides joyous cackles spouting from the Kahuna, something else could be heard. It started as a low rumble, one so foreign, yet familiar somehow. It causes him to pause in mid-air, tuning in with that sensitive hearing of his.

The sound of crackling was next, along with the wind picking up. His stomach turns as he glances over his shoulder. A rift was opening up behind him, a blinding arrangement of colours greeting the Kahuna.

This can't be good-- With a shriek, the wind catches behind those wings of his, pushing Hau through the Ultra Wormhole with ease. Draco cries out, wanting to fly after his trainer, but spots a familiar face down in the rain just in time. Right. They needed help. The Dragon-type nosedives towards the ground, coming to a screeching halt in front of Guzma. With some erratic movements from his wing, the Pokémon attempts to hint the Skull boss towards the sky, though he might have seen the phenomenon occur on his own already.

#gnzma #of sunshine and thunderstorms ; ic #rubs my hands together like a fly

[aetherceuse]

I'll be the one to protect you from: your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from: a will to survive, and a voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from: your enemies, and your choices son. One and the same I must isolate you--

Isolate and save you from yourself.

Swaying to the rhythm of the new world order and-- count the bodies like sheep, to the rhythm of the war drum. The boogeymen are coming, the boogeymen are coming. Keep your head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of the war drums.

Art by @slightly-gay-pogohammer . Feat. @gnzma and @turnecoat .

#✧˖°.« 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙱𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 » Aesthetic #gnzma #turnecoat #{ GIO DREW THE BEST COMMISSION EVER FOR ME. FUCK. }

[skullkxd]

@gnzma

“REE!” Oh, Guzma isn't mad. He's furious. He stumbles in the Shady House followed by other grunts, curious to see to who his frustration is directed this time and get genuinely surprised when he opens their room's door. At least until they, just like their Boss, notice the robotic Delibird on the ground. "Are you KIDDING ME?!"

They thought they had readied themself enough for this. They really, really did.

But as soon as they hear his raised voice, as soon as they see him in their doorway, all the air sort of just …

Rushes out of their chest.

He’s mad. Like, mad-mad. Ree doesn’t think they’ve seen him angry like this since — probably since that mess with Aether. And back then, they were too little to be on the firing end of his fury.

The iron bundle makes a mechanical whirling sound, before hiding in the mess of blankets on the ground — clearly, still uneasy around Guzma — and Ree

doesn’t move

They open their mouth, but no words come out — any words they had thought of to say are just … gone.

So they stare up at him, instead, eyes wet and jaw trembling, and say nothing.

#;; answered #gnzma

[blushmountainmolayne]

@gnzma said: ❝ you okay? you break any bones? ❞ said with the tone of someone who really wants those bones to be broken

“Aw. You came to check on little old me? I’m flattered.”

he laughs, a little, shaking his head as he stands up again, pushing his glasses back up to rest on the bridge of his nose. Molayne flicks his wrists, then his ankles, checking each bone — before he shrugs.

“Unfortunately for you, I think I just sprained a pinky finger. No broken bones. Are you disappointed, Guzma?”

#Gnzma #Answered

[plumcriaa]

@gnzma asked: TXT - plumes TXT - is every1 in po town rn TXT - is every1 ok

[TEXT] yeah everyone's here I just did a head count [TEXT] why? [TEXT] r u ok?

#gnzma #ic ; #asks ;

[fightiniumzee]

@gnzma tries a thing: tries to sneak on him for an EPIC JUDO MOVE MY TURN TO JUMPSCARE YOU OLD MAN

"RAH!!!" He throws you over his shoulder with a single grab 'n toss. Maybe you shouldn't have snuck up on him.

"...Oh. Hello, Guzma."

#gnzma #ic ; #rolled an 18 with disadvantage rip guzma

[chounaifu]

Cue Proton walking around in a Super Poké Mart trying to figure out what oven to buy for a bunch of dubiously homeless yet NOT homeless numbskulls.

"Why the fuck are there so many options????"

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #gnzma #skullkxd

[ghetsis]

since multiple people are getting involved with the Iron Bundle plot, here's the chain of events:

Ghetsis has been experimenting with Ultra Space/alternate realities in Alola for some time.

He's recently been able to bring Paradox pokemon from alternate universes into this one (these are NOT from the crater in Paldea).

An iron Bundle escaped from his main test facility.

Ree found it wandering around and took it back to Po Town where it made a snow storm for everyone to play in.

Guzma wasn't happy and the discourse scared Iron Bundle so it tried to run away.

Ghetsis had been looking for it and the snow in Po Town led him right to it.

Ree tried to stop him from retaking Iron Bundle, but failed.

Ghetsis was trying to control what information leaked about his experiments and so planned to make it look like the Iron Bundle was his sole reason for being in Alola.

He made a recording of him talking to his Captain about how Iron Bundle was powerful enough to freeze the world and should be protected at all costs.

He had the Triad leave this on a flash drive for Ree to find with a note saying it was from a "friend" who needed to hide their identity for their safety.

Ree found a deliberately conspicuous outpost on Ula'Ula where Iron Bundle was being kept (this is NOT the main facility, but no one outside of Plasma should know that at this point).

Ree battled their way to Ghetsis who forced them to hurt Iron Bundle in battle in order to get it back.

Ree won as Ghetsis intended and he relinquished Iron Bundle stating that it was far weaker than he expected and that he no longer has a reason to be in Alola.

He was secretly headed to Galar to find a stronger power source for his Ultra Space machine, but first attacked Guzma, breaking his ribs, as punishment for Ree's actions.

Ree is bigtime grounded.

#this isn't shade at anyone #it's not like a closed plot or anything #this is just to everyone can stay on the same page and things don't go crazy lol #skullkxd #gnzma

[rottenlvck]

@gnzma continued from here

She didn't think he'd actually do it, but here she was, shirt gripped, held close, and thoroughly kissed. If not for her hand catching his chest, she would have broken her nose against his chin. It was aggressive and demanding and it made her head swimmy.

And holy shit, she was hooked.

The kiss was over just as it was getting started. She stood there, eyes unfocused and dreamy, thanking whichever power that be was responsible for that until he spoke again.

"I, uh."

Say something, bitch.

"Is your tongue pierced?"

#ic;; toast to anarchy #gnzma

[skullzapped]

@gnzma replied to your post:

DOSH WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK JAX. THIS IS HELL. THIS IS MY OWN PERSONAL HELL

​❝ i am so very glad you asked, have you ever heard of THE TOXOPLASMA GONDII VIRUS. ❞

#gnzma #ꕥ ⤑ 𝟎𝟏𝟏𝟏𝟎𝟎𝟏𝟎 𝟎𝟏𝟏𝟏𝟎𝟎𝟎𝟎. ( ic. )

[haerith]

"Guzma?"

"He's an asshole."

#gnzma #★ [Sɴᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ] ★ In character #;; hiiiii #;; kane doesn't like guzzy because he got punched :(

[belueberries]

Toucannon used Temper Flare.

#gnzma #dash commentary

[aetherceuse]

I had to immortalize The Yule Gong™️ moment.

With @divimperator // @yyamask , @journcys, @turnecoat and @gnzma

#✧˖°.« 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 (𝚂)𝚑𝚎 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚈𝚘𝚞 » Crack #divimperator #yyamask #journcys #turnecoat #gnzma

[skullkxd]

@gnzma approached:

"yo, kid. Heard you're upset" Heard. Yeah. As if half of his Team didn't tell hi mthey were worried or scared of Ree right now.

Ree’s been thinking about it for a while. And they realized something.

They haven’t been this angry or mad since Guzma left the first time. After the ultra space fiasco. They’re pretty sure they had lashed out back then, too, until they got so fed up and angry that they left Po Town altogether.

They almost forgot about that.

So they stiffen, a bit, when they hear Guzma’s voice. Ree’s back is turned. They’re fiddling with some paper — folding it into misshaped stars.

“… I’m fine.”

#;; answered #gnzma

[journcys]

God, he hates him. He hates him so much. Stupid alolan idiot, with his stupid handsome face and his stupid strong arms and apparently strong thighs. He hates him. He wants him dead. He’s conflicted & aroused.

#Wallace is moronsexual #dash comm #ic. — | wallace waters. #gnzma

[haematophiliac]

Scoring three on @gnzma's test be like

#gnzma #✘ [A ʟɪғᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟ] ✘ Out of character