#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】

[sutcliffe-v]

(pt. 2 of this bc i wanted to include EVERYONE 🙄)

#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】

[windblown-flowers]

brunch.

might turn out to be a joke story, might do a chapter 2. who knows

take this as an example of my writing and how crimson mayhem will be written /j

“canon-shattering joke au for shitpost reasons”

heavy emphasis on canon-shattering

Chapter One(?)

Stephan ran his fingers against the placemat, the clock ticking away on the wall behind him. Morzogo had decided to arrange a brunch for a few Vanis and their catalysts, if they had any.

Naturally, the only thing he intended to serve was milk.

Waiting for the others to arrive, Stephan sighed and sat down in a leather armchair. Morzogo stood in front of a cabinet admiring his collection of glasses.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, and Stephan stood up to welcome them in. Kaylee and Xelzerin were the first to arrive.

Kaylee strutted around the room in an energetic manner. “Soooooooooo... what are you going to serve?”

Stephan sighed and folded his arms. “Milk. We only have milk.”

Kaylee stopped and squinted her eyes at him.

“Only milk?” she asked.

Stephan jerked his thumb toward Morzogo. Xel rolled his eyes at Morzogo and wrapped an arm around Kaylee’s shoulders. They took a seat at the table.

A few minutes later “Patch” and Insinera showed up. Stephan noticed how… protective these Vani were over their catalysts. He said nothing about it, though.

Insinera brought in a basket of cookies and tea. She brought “Patch” over to a corner and set the food down. She didn’t trust Morzogo with food-related matters since his diet is made up of only...

m i l k . . .

Morzogo sat in the chair Stephan had earlier, drinking milk out of one of his various glasses. He thinned his eyes at Insinera.

Stephan facepalmed.

“This has already gone horribly, and all of the Vani and catalysts on the guest list aren’t even here yet.”

Kaylee stood up and walked to Stephan.

“Well,” she said, attempting to cheer him up, “this is the best brunch I’ve been to!”

“Kaylee, you were literally abducted when you were 4. I think this is the only brunch you’ve been to.”

Kaylee thought for a moment, and then climbed onto the table.

“Hey, hey everyone!”

Stephan frowned. “Kaylee please—“

Kaylee ignored him and continued.

“So there’s that cat-girl-thing coming with Deneko, right? I propose to you—operation chicken dance!”

“Kaylee, what does that even mean?” he said, “am I—…are we going to have to do the fucking chicken dance???”

Kaylee nodded.

“You bet!” she hummed.

Morzogo spat out his milk.

Xelzerin slammed a fist on the table. “Kaylee, get down from there,” he said, gritting his teeth, “you’re making us look dumb.”

“You like making fun of Deneko, right? This is the perfect opportunity to make fun of both him and his catalyst!”

Kaylee pointed to Insinera and Patch.

“How about you guys?”

Insinera turned to Patch.

“...Fine. Just don’t get yourself hurt,” she said.

Patch smiled and joined the others at the table.

This was going to be one hell of a brunch.

#msz-sparrow #vanishing world

[awesomequeenofthefandoms]

Netflix tag game!

I was tagged by @sso-mayhem (Thanks so much for mentioning me!)

Rules: post 10 of the things on your continue watching list on Netflix and tag 10 others. (Not sure about 10 but okay)

1. Doctor Who- I rewatch this show far too often...

2. Horrible histories- Do not judge my inner child that likes to learn weird history facts through song. (I can sing the entire monarchy of England)

3. How I met your mother- I only watch the occasional episode if I don’t have anything else to watch and don’t often finish them. oops

4. Jonah from Tonga- Amazing comedy, if you haven’t seen it go now and watch! (I don’t know if it’s on Netflix outside Australia though)

5. Mythbusters- I miss them so much :( 

6. Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments- I had so much hope for this show... Then it destroyed my favorite literary character of all time (Magnus Bane) so I could not forgive it!

7. Terrace House: Boys & Girls in the City- This is a gem! Japanese big brother but no bitchiness.

8. The Magic School Bus- Apparently I have a thing for children's educational shows.... 

9. Toradora!- Amazing anime!!! If you like slice of life/Romance this is for you! Honestly, it is so cute.

10. 10 things I hate about you- I never got to finish the movie because I was rudely interrupted *glares at sister*

I tag my friends and blogs that I think are really cool so check them all out!!!

 @viktuuriqueenkelina @sheldontinydino @shizukakitsune9 @onehappybiscuit @crimson-chains @kaiyeti @sinccubi @teckmonky @accio-shitpost @bodyglitter

#netflix #tagged #the Netflix game

[sutcliffe-v]

(( i voted ayato purely from an aesthetic standpoint )) || @lucidesunderstander

outside of aesthetics this pairing is cracked 😭 (i admittedly have never thought abt these two before now, despite literally having plans to write virek with all of these fools. but now i am giggling)

virek when ayato ^^

#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】 #{{ hi yeah i’ll continue to use a.lhaitham visuals fore my son bc they are so similar to me }}

[sutcliffe-v]

coming back from the dead to do this because i think it’s silly (stealing @bluebird-dolly-bride ‘s things like everyone else <3)

#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】

[sutcliffe-v]

this relationship dynamic is at the top of my wishlist /hj

#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】 #{{ need someone to be the kaveh to virek’s alhaitham PLEASE }} #{{ IM BEGGING YOU. }}

[sutcliffe-v]

{{ alhaitham is so virek coded }}

#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】 #{{ VIREK WAS BORN BEFORE ALHAITHAM BECAME PLAYABLE; BUT SKSKSKS 😭😭 }} #{{ THEYRE SO SIMILAR 😭😭 }} #{{ anyways i have a lot of ship content i wanna make }} #{{ just based on haitham/kvthm content }}

[sutcliffe-v]

since ayato somehow had more votes than everyone else i feel obligated to tell you that in the first drafts i had for virek’s route, these two had a ‘bumping into each other in the hallway’ first interaction.

#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】 #{{ an untraditional one though SKSKS }} #{{ virek bumped into him & this fool thought it was a ghost }}

[sutcliffe-v]

loving the results of this poll so far but i’m going to need all of you who voted for ayato (and laito) to QUICKLY explain to me what prompted this

#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】 #{{ shu; reiji; & ruki. like i get it. i’ve sorta thought about them before }} #{{ BUT LAITO AND AYATO 😧⁉️ }} #{{ thats not a bad reaction btw; i just havent had any real thoughts for those two other than }} #{{ ‘yeah virek will have a route with them’ }} #{{ explain yourselves i might steal your ideas /hj }}

[sutcliffe-v]

when all you wanted to do was go to school, mind your own business and get your bearings in a new location, but instead a blonde girl decided to say hi to you in school and now you’re stuck playing 4d chess with 10 blood sucking bats.

#【 all mayhem; no crimson | shitposts 】 #{{ i wanted to fill the silence; just a lil bit}} #{{ butterfly effect except its yui saying hello to virek; and now virek has to fight for his life}} #{{ his mb route(s) in a nutshell }} #{{ now i leave this blog to get dustier for a lil while longer /hj }}

[windblown-flowers]

i am so sorry for kinda dying and only posting shitposts,,,,,,,,i have absolutely no motivation to draw at all

i only have energy to do dumb roleplays with some people

i think i’m gonna switch to answering ask blog asks text-only

yeah

uh

crimson mayhem is... definitely smoother for sure

we’re starbound is now the seemingly lost cause bc i’m having both motivation issues and art style issues

again super sorry for recent things

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#vent-ish #msz-sparrow