#𝟎𝟎𝟒 : 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥. ◟ hc .◝
ren would probably name the STRAY CATS that follow him around.
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listen, ren ABSOLUTELY knows how to be sneaky and pick locks — but i am perpetually delighted by the mental image of him calmly kicking the door from its hinges or tearing off the handle because he isn't in the mood to bother with SUBTLETY.
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a small detail i always get a little soft about is the fact that ren didn't actually realize blue was his favorite color until AFTER irminsul spat him out with his wanderer look ( because the entire outfit is a manifestation of his subconscious clothing preferences ) and now he secretly gets a tiny bit excited whenever he has the option to pick "the blue thing" in any given situation.
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weird puppet anatomy fact of the day — the reason why ren is IMMUNE to all poison ( as well as the effects of anything he ingests ) is twofold. by default, his body is resistant to all changes and constantly fights to revert itself back to its original state. this is why he's so durable, why he can regenerate from injuries, why he is effectively built to last forever. however, his body also breaks down everything he eats or drinks into its barest components — basically converting it to RAW ENERGY before it's actually absorbed in any capacity. this also isn't limited to things humans would consider conventionally edible; he can "eat" metal and glass and whatever else he feels so inclined to without any negative side effects. he just chooses not to because they don't taste particularly good, and because his body is capable of producing its own energy INDEFINITELY, there's no real requirement for him to consume anything beyond experiencing flavor.
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honestly it's probably a blessing in disguise ren isn't a very TOUCHY PERSON considering his body largely stays around whatever the ambient temperature is — meaning physical contact during the WINTER feels like being handled by the literal cold hands of death.
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anonymous &&. said... I do love the idea of mr I only like bitter foods Ren, if he has friends who he knows enjoys desserts, he will gift them sweets for their birthday or other special occasions. Its cute to imagine Ren in a bakery or candy shop picking out sweets for a friend.
it's actually funny you mention that, because he DOES do this in a sense! though he goes above and beyond merely buying sweets for his loved ones and would much rather prefer to make them himself. this ties into how ren tends to view gifts and the act of gift-giving as a whole — he places a lot of emphasis on the source of the gift and what trouble one went through to obtain it. ( in many ways, to a point where that nearly ECLIPSES the gift itself. ) to use food as an example, he would be much more pleased to receive a meal someone made for him rather than a meal they simply purchased — even if it tastes better. it's about knowing someone thought of him and purposefully went through the hassle of creating something for his sake. toiling away for the sake of another person's happiness is equivalent to a love language in his mind.
and of course, this holds true for the gifts ren gives others as well. even if he isn't particularly fond of SWEETS, he will go out of his way to learn recipes that cater to the tastes of the intended recipient. i've written him just idly reading cookbooks once or twice purely for the sake of learning how to bake things or expand his repertoire of recipes for the people he cares about. he will try to play it off casually if asked, but he literally tries to make his loved ones food they like as a show of AFFECTION because simply trying to express those feelings through words is equivalent to torture. it's like his version of a cat so graciously dropping a mouse on your doorstep because it thinks you're too incompetent to hunt for yourself.
he does try to keep taste testing to an absolute minimum if it's something he hates — claiming that he won't like it even if it's made PERFECTLY. that actually isn't true, though; he's just doing everything in his power to avoid trying something unpleasant.
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anonymous &&. said... Does Ren enjoy spicy food? Especially now that he’s residing in Sumeru.
he does! i think there was a point in his life where he wasn't nearly as fond of it — though that was largely owing to his pain tolerance being wildly different from what it is today. ( considering the two are so deeply interconnected. ) i'd imagine the kabukimono wasn't nearly as comfortable with spice purely because he was still quite new to the concept of food in general — and eating something incredibly hot on top of that would be a bit too overstimulating for him to handle comfortably. these days, i can envision ren is more the type who could eat something that would reduce most people to an incomprehensible mess without so much as blinking. he doesn't go out of his way to seek it out, but he also won't flinch if you offered him a meal of incredibly spicy food. in general, he really isn't a picky eater at all; as long as it isn't sweet or of the sticky sort of texture that he hates, he's generally pretty open to trying just about anything. he literally can't be poisoned, so there's really no risk whatsoever.
that being said, i do think he's the type whose eyes start to water whenever he's eating something incredibly hot. it isn't necessarily an indicator that it's too much for him to handle as much as it is just his body's natural response to spicy food — so there will be situations where he's very calmly chewing on something with tears absolutely streaming down his face and no other visible reaction whatsoever. half of the time he doesn't even notice, but on the occasions wherein he actually does, he probably finds it annoying. ( embarrassing, even. ) they may not be the same as genuine tears provoked by feelings of intense emotion, but visually they're identical enough to inspire discomfort.
he does definitely enjoy the food in sumeru, though i don't think it's a matter of what sumeru produces being particularly complimentary to his tastes so much as it is ren ( again ) just being super non-picky.
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i've mentioned it before on discord, but scara would intentionally start so much shit at the harbinger banquets — but he would always be very SNEAKY about it. he ( usually ) wouldn't pick any fights DIRECTLY, he would simply drop a little breadcrumb trail to carefully guide the discussion in a direction that inevitably led to an argument. ( like asking your estranged uncle about his terrible hot takes at christmas dinner. ) he loved the drama, he wasn't afraid to get involved in it — but it's always more fun to sit back and watch the FIREWORKS happen.
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every so often i find myself haunted by the compulsion to give ren a sword. as a little treat. ( the compulsion is back. )
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the objectively most important piece of modernverse lore is ren having a "pet" succulent plant called huh — because someone asked him what he was going to name it and he replied "huh" ( in confusion ) and it ended up sticking.
it may actually be a fake plant. he isn't sure; he doesn't know enough about succulents to check. he just waters it occasionally and hopes for the best.
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MORALITY CHALLENGE.
bold all the things your muse has done (will / would do is in italics, bolded italics means they’ve done it before and will probably do it again)
murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering (assist with) / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting.
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i'd like to imagine ren has very good knife skills, particularly when it comes to cooking. he makes it look quick and effortless; the slices are always perfectly uniform. ( to such a degree that borders on UNNATURAL, like a machine. ) it's a bit mesmerizing to watch.
he usually doesn't get especially FANCY beyond what a dish might require, but he does know how to make flowers and apple bunnies and other little DECORATIVE SHAPES if the mood strikes him.
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— ROMANTIC GESTURES .
bold what applies to your muse, italize if there's potential / it depends. repost, don't reblog !
holding hands · holding onto arm / holding out arm · buying flowers · cooking · cuddles · writing a poem / song · holding door open · tying shoe laces · sharing a milkshake with two straws · offering their jacket when it's cold · kissing in the rain · publicly confessing love · long walks at the beach · doing the titanic pose on a boat · taking cute pictures in a photobooth · sharing a taxi / uber · kissing the back of their hand · slow dancing · getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other · introducing them to their parents · lighting candles · flower petals on bed · love letters · star gazing · brushing / doing their hair · picnics · teaching them to play an instrument / a sport while gently guiding their hands · compliments · late night drives · taking selfies together · drawing them · self-made gifts · massages · proposing with a family heirloom ring · lending them their favourite book to read · paying for dinner / coffee · mixtapes / playlists · surprise birthday parties · feeding them · handing them keys to their apartment · making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over · sharing a blanket · couple costumes · tucking a hair strand behind their ear · running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving · moving cities to be together · blowing a kiss · breakfast in bed · defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) · joint bubble baths · dropping the L-bomb ("I love you") · dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them · wearing their clothes · yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie · grant them the last bite (from meal)
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anonymous &&. said... How does Ren comfort a friend/loved one who is scared? Weather that fear is something irrational(like thunderstorms or the darkness) or an actual physical threat?
i think it definitely changes depending on the context! ren would obviously feel much more comfortable handling a physical threat. if it's something he can remove, something he can fight, something he can kill — that's all well within his capabilities. he still very much views himself as A WEAPON and his ability to be wielded as such to enact violence is one of his most useful qualities. ( alongside his durability; what better sword than one unable to break? ) if possible, he would try to get between the person he cares about and the threat and dispose of it in whatever way he sees fit. whether he kills it or simply drives it away is determined by a number of factors — what the threat actually is, what his loved one would prefer, whether they were hurt in the process. i think he would try to show some restraint as not to appear monstrous ( depending on the person ) in front of his loved one — but if they were substantially harmed, i also don't think he would be able to show any mercy. he is absolutely the sort to reduce a would-be threat to a RED MIST under the right circumstances; the scaramouche in him comes out in full force.
something he can't simply fight off is substantially harder for ren to deal with because he's just SO AWKWARD at being comforting. he has the emotional intelligence of a cardboard box courtesy of spending so many years trying to ignore his own feelings — so when placed in a position where he needs to console someone in a time of distress, he tends to freeze up a little. fortunately, he would get over it very quickly, but there would probably be a slight undertone of DISCOMFORT running through the entire interaction.
that being said ... in terms of how he would actually help them, he isn't actually that terrible at it? the thing about ren is that he's incredibly PRAGMATIC. you can basically boil 90% of his decision making in any given scenario down to two things — pragmatism and selfishness. he would very much be the type to explain why there's no reason to be afraid of whatever is causing them distress, because he personally finds solace in knowing the facts precisely how they are. if that doesn't work, he would probably try to distract them — usually by asking a question about something he knows they're interested in, or by going off on a completely random tangent of his own to keep them preoccupied. ( complaining about the akademiya. or talking about somewhere he traveled to. etc, etc. ) physical affection would generally be reserved for romantic partners, but he would probably hold their face — gently, as a way to keep their attention focused on him. as a bonus, it's considerably easier for him than talking.
in general, i think ren feels like he's much worse at comforting people than he actually is. he's not BAD — he's just a bit unconventional about it.
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ren has the opposite of a grumpy resting face. his default facial expression is actually very tranquil and inviting — and he has to consciously remind himself to look indifferent.
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all shitposting aside, ren generally doesn't care what other people think of his appearance because he doesn't feel like it's something that necessarily belongs to him. the face he wears was crafted purposefully — and it was made in the image of SOMEONE ELSE. going by that logic, he doesn't see it as his own face. he's also similarly apathetic towards all compliments or insults regarding his looks in general. objectively he is quite pleasing to look at. he's graceful. he has an ethereal quality about him that seems to come completely effortlessly — but you can't actually point that out and expect to receive a POSITIVE RESPONSE. at worst, he may grow genuinely irritated by what he sees as shallow praise.
he isn't above weaponizing his appearance if it benefits him, but as far as ren is concerned, that's the only USEFUL THING about it. if you actually want to compliment him ( or insult him, for that matter ) you need to focus on something more substantial than just looks.
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