#🌟🌋bow wow wow sir💐

[cheezy-selfships]

I am aware that the whole "kidnapping his love interest" is a major part of Bowser' character, and an appeal to most people I suppose, but I want all the selfshippers to take a moment and imagine;

S/I intentionally getting into a situation where they're kidnapped

S/I finding a way to get to Bowser's castle undetected because they WANT to see more of this huge awesome koopa

Catching Bowser's attention as they are the only one looking at him with starry eyes and a beaming grin

S/I FLIRTING WITH BOWSER VIA CHEESY PUNS and it working (to start a friendship atleast and then *winkity wonk wonk*)

Or, and I want you to imagine the sheer comedy potential of this idea:

(Royal) S/I kidnapping Bowser, as they assume this must be a Koopa Courting Tradition™️, given how often Bowser does it to Peach.

I live for the idea of confused Bowser having a human PINNING after him and trying to romance him... Just

CONFUSED KOOPA KING!!!!!

#I actually really love this last idea it's like MISUNDERSTANDING OF GRAND PROPORTIONS!!!! #and yet somehow this results in future dates #Peach is confused and yet relieved that she can have some PEACE already #🌟🌋bow wow wow sir💐 #bowser x reader #selfship headcanons #bowser x s/i #if I had the energy I'd write something and tbh maybe I will #cheezy imagines

[cheezy-selfships]

Bowsers snout looks so extremely boopable. I want to do a lil boop and then when he's distracted from that, follow that boop with a quick smooch on the same spot. Just look at this face.

Boop the snoot, plant a smooch, and then plant another one on his forehead.

And I am also 1000% certain that the great King Koopa would fall down in defeat after receiving kisses for the first time. His knees get all jiggly and down he goes, a giggly mess, defenseless against the power of more smooches that shall fall upon him now that he's closer to his human

#🌟🌋bow wow wow sir💐 #cheezy imagines