#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet | The Widow Bonnet

[petrifiedcrange]

Mary would understand Ed's anger with Stede for leaving (after all, she was angry with him for leaving, too) but also would be like "I know that you're angry with him for running away and you have every right to be but Stede loves you very much and he would never intentionally hurt you and he pulled off this whole ass theater play of a fake death so he could be with you and went out at sea to look for you with nothing but the clothes on his back and half a petrified orange so if you hurt him or break his heart, you'll have to answer to me!" and she's so small, 5' 2", but you know Ed would believe that she can and would kick his ass no matter their significant height or strength differences.

Just saying.

#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet | The Widow Bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ about #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & edward teach #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & stede bonnet #Mary understands what a fool / pain in the ass Stede can be #but she's also gonna 🔪🔪 protecc 🔪🔪 her bestie #She's also probably gonna smack him upside the head for leaving Ed the way he did the next time they meet... #but that's for disciplinary purposes) #... #also this might or might not be indirectly prompted by mun rewatching the big band theory and seeing again the moment #when at Sheldon's and Amy's wedding Penny told Amy's mother that Sheldon loved Amy and would never intentionally hurt her #😅

[snake-snack-stede]

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🎨 Mary Bonnet: the brainrot will never cease and I don’t want it to 💗 like she was just going to kill a man and go back to her little paintings of naked women? her bestie is the person encouraging her to commit murder? she kept widow in her name and let her boyfriend and alive husband attend her show? 😭😭😭 that was a power move. she’s the most chill unhinged person on the show. if stede brought grizzled pirates to her house she’d be like “😐 and you brought sand.” because she only gives a fuck about anything insofar as it affects her life. that’s so inspirational to me.

also my feelings are partially claudia’s fault for having doe eyes 🤷‍♀️

#ofmd

[carmillas-girlfriend]

🎨 and 🐍 for the ask game :)

Thank you for playing my silly little game!

Mary Allamby Bonnet - I REALLY love Mary!! I know a lot of people are like "theyre three apples tall :)" about characters they really love and that is Mary to me. She was so real for KNOWING that Stede had left and hadn't died but starting a Widows Support Group anyway. I wish her a long and happy life with Doug, Alma, and Louis. I know she will because she has all of Stede's money now. Also I've read a couple Stede/Ed/Mary fics and they're rolling around in my head now if anyone cares.

Archie - I headcanon that Archie has Jack's Disease and is actually only four years old.

I remember Madeleine Sami posting on their insta that Archie was a "big, dumb joy" to play and that is a characterization that I wholeheartedly agree with. I wonder how Archie ended up being picked up by Ed's crew but I'm glad that it happened! I also wonder what kind of fuck ass life she must have led before being picked up by the crew where she's telling a story about being stuck inside of a snake with a HUGE smile on her face and then the explanation "you know cuz it was my birthday! 😃"

On a more serious note, I am also wondering more about Archie's backstory for specifically her actions during the suicide/mutiny night. Ed threatens to kill the entire crew unless Jim and Archie fight to the death, and Jim is immediately arguing with him "your crazy, I'm not doing that, yadda yadda" and then ARCHIE JUST FUCKING DECKS JIM. and then they DO fight a lot. But it's only when Archie is laid out on the deck and Jim is about to kill Archie in an attempt to save the crew that Archie says, "it's okay, its just life". I really wonder what is going on in her head. How much of it is something from her past that makes her feel like her life is so....not valuable? How much of it is her trying to sacrifice herself to save the crew? And how much is it from being on Trauma Crew with the Kraken so long that she also may be suicidal?

#ofmd ask game #mary allamby bonnet #archie

[petrifiedcrange]

Mary and Stede are already besties (and honestly? love that for them both 🥰) but I think that she absolutely should be besties with Ed (because they're both chaotic and artistic and had been/are in a relationship with Stede so there’s lots of common interests there + Mary understands what Stede is/can be like and can give a piece of advice if needed) and Izzy (because they're both small badasses™ but also because Mary is the head of her household and had been putting up with Stede for years and Izzy's job is to keep the ship afloat and the crew alive and safe and the Captains alive and safe and content and they're both damn good at it so there is, also, lots of common ground for them) as well.

Blink if you agree 😉

#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet | The Widow Bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & stede bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & edward teach #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & Izzy hands #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ wishlist

[petrifiedcrange]

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet | The Widow Bonnet

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ visage

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ musing

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ aesthetic

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ playlist

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ headcanon

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ about

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ quote

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ wishlist

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ quiz

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ saved

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ calls

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ starter call

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ meme call

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ interest call

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ plotting call

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ shipping call

#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet | The Widow Bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ visage #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ musing #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ aesthetic #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ playlist #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ headcanon #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ about #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ quote #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ wishlist #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ quiz #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ saved #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ calls #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ starter call #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ meme call #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ interest call #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ plotting call #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ shipping call

[petrifiedcrange]

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ pre canon arc : we've only got this one life

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ 1st season arc : perks of being a widow

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ post canon arc : free at last

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ answered

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ threads

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ open starter

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ closed starter

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ drabble

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ crack

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ dash commentary

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ meta

#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ pre canon arc : we've only got this one life #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ 1st season arc : perks of being a widow #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ post canon arc : free at last #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ answered #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ threads #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ open starter #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ closed starter #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ drabble #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ crack #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ dash commentary #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ ic ↝ meta