#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & stede bonnet

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Mary would understand Ed's anger with Stede for leaving (after all, she was angry with him for leaving, too) but also would be like "I know that you're angry with him for running away and you have every right to be but Stede loves you very much and he would never intentionally hurt you and he pulled off this whole ass theater play of a fake death so he could be with you and went out at sea to look for you with nothing but the clothes on his back and half a petrified orange so if you hurt him or break his heart, you'll have to answer to me!" and she's so small, 5' 2", but you know Ed would believe that she can and would kick his ass no matter their significant height or strength differences.

Just saying.

#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet | The Widow Bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ about #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & edward teach #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & stede bonnet #Mary understands what a fool / pain in the ass Stede can be #but she's also gonna 🔪🔪 protecc 🔪🔪 her bestie #She's also probably gonna smack him upside the head for leaving Ed the way he did the next time they meet... #but that's for disciplinary purposes) #... #also this might or might not be indirectly prompted by mun rewatching the big band theory and seeing again the moment #when at Sheldon's and Amy's wedding Penny told Amy's mother that Sheldon loved Amy and would never intentionally hurt her #😅

[petrifiedcrange]

Mary and Stede are already besties (and honestly? love that for them both 🥰) but I think that she absolutely should be besties with Ed (because they're both chaotic and artistic and had been/are in a relationship with Stede so there’s lots of common interests there + Mary understands what Stede is/can be like and can give a piece of advice if needed) and Izzy (because they're both small badasses™ but also because Mary is the head of her household and had been putting up with Stede for years and Izzy's job is to keep the ship afloat and the crew alive and safe and the Captains alive and safe and content and they're both damn good at it so there is, also, lots of common ground for them) as well.

Blink if you agree 😉

#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet | The Widow Bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & stede bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & edward teach #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & Izzy hands #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ wishlist

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🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & stede bonnet

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. / doug

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. &/ evelyn higgins

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & alma bonnet

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & louis bonnet

🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & edward teach

#🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & stede bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. / doug #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. &/ evelyn higgins #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & alma bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & louis bonnet #🎨 ↝ Mary Bonnet ↝ rel. & edward teach