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if u spoke german to blitzwing he would be like "what the fuck are u saying" bc he doesn't actually know the language since he is a robot from space who just happens to have a german sounding accent

#i get ppl love to write him saying german words a bunch but consider how funny this would be instead #''Jetzt zock ich Fortnite und trink Cola! YIPEEE!'' and blitzwing is like ?? what #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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LITERALLY THO like i hate how tfa bumblebee is reduced to a “so random! 😝🤪” only silly idiot prankster kinda guy when like. He’s smart! He’s caring! Yes he can be silly and yes he can be a bit reckless but he loves his friends and he can figure out how to care for them (like where he and bulk are comforting sari 🥺) and also figure out the best strategy to defeat whatever villain of the week is there! TFA bee means so much to me and i am also so excited for earthspark. Continuities where bumblebee is not the kid appeal character my beloves

LICHERALLY !!!! Like I love Bumblebees silly fun nature thats why he's one of my favorites ever, BUT IT DOESNT MEAN he can't be more than that.

Tfa in particular bothers me bc like. It's my fav bumblebee bc he has more bite and spunk (due to being based more on hot shot), but then. They never. Truly take him as seriously as other characters (except maybe bulk but that's bc hes also not taken seriously,)

which is so absurd bc he has some Legit shit going on with him that should fuck him up!! His whole career, his dreams, got flushed down the toilet bc he was unfortunate to have an instructor that doesn't like him and doesn't give him a chance (except when he did 1 singular time and then he immediately sent him to space repair duty for doing the noble thing and taking the fall for bulkhead)

And he doesn't get over this. He is still depressed about it when he says to Longarm "at least one of us achieved their dreams" in like the saddest tone ever (I think it's literally the saddest line delivery bee gives in the entire show) and he talks abt how no one believed he would amount to anything in the trial of megs script reading.

I'd argue his general behavior reflects this too (though idk how intentional it was), bc hes always like attention seeking- approval seeking. He wants to appear to Earth like he's a hero so he can feel successful (and that still went down the drain bc the humans started hating the autobots later)

But do they ever take time to address this issue and sympathize with him? No <3 instead they act like bee has no issues at all, to the point it's like "wasp is suffering so much, bumblebee wtf is wrong with you. YOU CANNOT RELATE TO LOSING EVERYTHING you just can't. nothing bad has ever happened to you. Go play videogames you stupid motherfucker" not that wasp isn't suffering but cmon. don't act like bee didnt have his entire career fucked over like it's not a serious thing

Not to mention as you said he has multitudes to him, he's caring and compassionate! He's quick witted and has lots of skill! He's not just a bumbling fool- Sentinel is wrong about that! (His assessment of ppl is not rlly accurate at all btw, he called bulkhead "bulk and no brains" when that guy is literally the leading expert on space bridge tech)

I am rlly excited to see earthspark bee bc its like. I think he's going to have the same kind of wise-cracking spunk tfa bee has BUT he is in a mentor role now. So there's a good chance he won't be reduced to being a silly jokester, bc he has to have some seriousness to teach (and thus the writers will treat him more seriously) also there's already those earth bots that are probably going to fill up that kid appeal role anyway

tldr: I love tfa bee's personality but I think his writing is lacking bc it doesn't take him as seriously as other characters, and I hope earthspark bee takes what's good abt tfa bee but gets better treatment from the writers

#sorry this took forever to respond i had to get all my thoughts together and thats hard for me sometimes akhdkfh #anyway #another reason i hate that they dont take tfa bee as seriously that im not gonna put in the text part of thia post #i think its part of the reason will insist hes a kid. like a literal child. #bc they took him less and less seriously over the course of the show #so he was just relegated to the guy that tells jokes and plays viddy games & hangs out with sari #and bumblebees voice got higher pitched #bc first ep bee. is much deeper pitched than s3 bee #so this all together makes ppl say shit like ''LOOK hes obviously teen coded'' like no thats bees character degrading as the show went on #and this is particularly annoying to me bc then they certainly wont take bee seriously either #and Not even acknowledge how bee has an innately adult struggle of how he couldnt pursue his dream career #bc they dont see him as the adult he is and then thus they dismiss the existence of this conflict he has #and then continue the cycle of ''bee has never had anything bad ever happen to him so hes carefree and silly all the time'' #not that other ppl take him seriously went they dont see him as baby. they often still treat him like a baby anyway #or still act like he is all carefree and has no struggles and is just a snot nosed twerp #or just reduce him to being. sex appeal? and just make his whole character revolve around sex #though that problem is not exclusive to bee lots of characters get reduced to just sex #regardless its just simply hard to win as a bumblebee enjoyer in this world when u are also a pretentious hater </3 #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦 #oh there are several typos in the tags here I'll fix them later when im on my laptop

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Actually on the train of thought of tfs being semi horrific in a sci-fi way, I think just their presence on the planet would rlly effect nature on a ecological scale. like if they crashed on earth and immediately started to try to hide away from people, they wouldn't rlly be able to stop scientists hearing reports of things not being right in this location they crashed in. fishers complaining about a lack of fish, animals acting weird, and traces of metals that are unlike those on earth. That would be fucked up yeah?

#tfs taking the thematic form of unknowable horrors is. something i think about teehee twirls my hair #I THINK. IT COULD BE COOL #and a rlly suspenseful way to introduce tfs into the earth setting #of course the notion of being unsure abt them would be completely wipes away once they get onto their normal tf stuff #since u would then be aware of their intentions and the story would shift to being abt a space war #but cmon it would still be fun !! for the brief moments it would pass as cosmic horror a la the color from space #also it could just be funny. like we all assume the transformers can hide from humans #but some ecology major finds out abt them bc they were doing a study on the bacteria levels in a lake #ig thats why they gotta have the government help cover it all up #but like in tf:a they weren't gonna work with the us government THEY WERE NAPPING!!!! #some nerd shouldve found out abt them in those 50 yrs by seeing the biodiversity of the lake get fucked up #but nooooo we don't get fun things /j #whatever i think there should be a human companion that works for fish and game or smth #and they discovered the robots while documenting the fish population #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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i simply think the terrans should be friends with sari. And the rescue bot kids. and there should be fanart of them hanging out. you agree with me (you don't have a choice in the manner)

#🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦 #when i have time and energy and ability to draw this its going to be over for all of u

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i think my reaction to wheeljack is p good

#earthspark #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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So what if I said I have designed a blurrbee poll tournament.

#🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦 #I would talk abt it in the tags but ill rb this instead give me a moment

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bumblebee: oranges are literally just like lemons, their colors are the same as their names lol lmao #gamer

blurr: (shaking, trembling) (hands balled into fists) (thinking to himself) i need to kiss this boy silly .

#blurrbee #bumbleblurr #sorry. this was the blurrbee thought of the day #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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blurr: bumblebee stay on topic we are trying to run a true cybertronian crimes podcast here-

bumblebee: so u don't have any opinions on horseshoes at all?

blurr (who does have strong opinions on horseshoes and is desperately trying not to give in):

#this is what i envision. #this is why blurr fails on staying on topic he gets distracted so easily akdhdkfjf #it's all in good fun bc blurr does like to talk abt his opinions on literally anything #he just doesnt even understand why they label it a true crime podcast at all by this point #so he has to be a little bit of a stick in the mud abt that <3 #the podcast is more like bee silly time and blurr bitching hour. its great #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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I particularly think whirl Jr and twitch have the flying girl vibes so they should be besties

#🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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I want to talk abt nightblurrbee poly but I think it's so fucking out there and so specifically constructed in my brain which makes it so so nonsensical I don't know if people can appreciate my vision as much as I do. Or even begin to comprehend it

#ok originally. i was super jazzed abt g1 night bird/bee #something abt their t4t tism really got to me. hes her little short and stout teapot boyfriend im obsessed with that concept #and then of course im like #lets throw blurbee in there it can only mean good things #which was a mistake bc my brain started turning gears about how nightb & blur would interact and its so funny and amazing Actually #like think about it #silent woman ninja robot that's not even from space #and weird nerd fast car robot that talks a lot and gets nervous easily #something something opposites attract #i think he could be her babygirl. she loves that little loser #ogh ogh. i can't even put it into words how i imagine these two #bc i mainly just went off the shits and ignored any canon continuities and just placed them in my own #anyeay the best i can think of is nightb carries him around like a bundle of grapes #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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all blurrs except g1 blurr swear regularly I know this is true

#g1 blurr is the only who would swear bc hes a nice guy whos trying to be bearble to other ppl #all other blurrs. are not like that #tfa definitely swears a lot but u just dont see him do it bc ur probably seeing him when hes on the job #and he has a extremely strong principle of professionalism #internally on the other hand? when hes on his own? when hes out on the field solo? #when he runs very far away after someone makes him angry so that no one is around? #OH BABY. im telling u those swears are rapid fire out of his mouth a mile a minute #im so tired of ppl acting like blurr ks a sweet nice soft guy. hes not. hes a BITCH #he shit talks his coworkers if they annoy him hes snappy he tends to be condescending. hes NOT A NICE GUY HES MEAN #the only 100% nice blurr IS g1 blurr bc that was one of his main traits. that got dropped in basically every iteration following him #so yeah blurrs not ur uwu soft boy. hes a weird bitchy nerd #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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why do we gotta make fun of blurr for how he talks we should instead be making fun of him for having a ugly goatee and being unable to lie down on his back and being a horse

#tf fans that dont like characters that have unique ways of talking. dare i say. swagless and unbased #sorry u only like characters that have boring normal voices. have another tf with a generic white guy voice #CMON WHATS WRONG WITH BEING QUIRKY!! WITH BEING SILLAY #why is only starscream allowed to sound silly huh what abt the rest of the funny voice gang. what about the wacky guy union. #one day fast talking and/or nervous sounding blurr will come back i hope 🥺 gotta stay strong ✊😔 #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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if I see any of u ppl make nsfw of the terrans I'll destroy this entire world with my own hands. Ok (◕ᴗ◕✿) ?

#THEYRE CANON CHILDREN this is not even debatable #constantly referred to as kids #so if ppl know whats good for them they wont try shit. or they'll face these hands #i dont think anybody has done it yet but i know this fandom . i am so unfortunately aware of what this fandom is like #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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if ur a fan of blurr that makes u both a car guy and a horse girl. you understand what I mean

#if u dont. well i have some news about g1 blurrs ancestry #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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g1 blurrs family tree is so questionable like there's the horses thing yeah but bc of his shattered glass counterpart there's like?? An implication that his cousin is Crasher??? like. The gobot

#ig it wouldn't be her gobot version but her tf g1 version which are. different #but its still so baffling like wdym in sg she's blurrs cousin??? #what is happening in blurrs family #it is. g1. so the concept of tfs having parents is a thing here (looks at wheelie) #and siblings are a thing in most conts i think #so like. make of that what u will #i kinda choose not to look at this detail abt sg blurr bc like. girl what am i supposed to do with this ajgdkdhfkfjfj #blurrs tragic story abt how he was split off from his cousin when they joined opposite factions <///333 so sad fr #another funny way go abt it is blurr to be like ''wtf who is this woman???? shes my cousin?????????????'' like he didnt know either akgdkdh #idk this isnt smth id try to think very hard abt besides how humorous the concept is #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

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maybe ppl should keep in mind that tf:e bee is not voiced by a white person when making human designs for him. just saying

#i. guess its not as bad when he doesnt have a canon human design like tf:a bee or r.b blades where theyre very clearly not white #but like. idk its still not that great to just go immediately for the white button #when theres nothing that indicates that tf:e bee would even be a white guy #esp since his va is literally a south asian american #like cancel me for policing fandom or whatever but like cmon man u cant tell me that assuming he would be white isnt sus. im just saying #honestly im just like this with any nonhuman character thats voiced by a non white person #& has no indication of being white but ppl just go for it anyway #almost as if being white is default 💀 #this case does bother me a bit more as an asian american as well (albeit im east asian) like cmon man id love to see asian american bee #anyway i am hoping and praying no clowns find this post and start getting mad at me #im sorry that i am objectively correct and am committing acts of reverse racism I'll do it again /j #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦