#🔮.the peddler love sero

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

sero on the brain tonight, because when isn't he

like just thinking about the dresses he buys you, with clear favoritism towards black, when he wants to take you to a fancy dinner. wants to see you all dolled up on his dime

how he'll sit across from you, slowly sipping his wine, as he stares at you. eyes a mix of hunger and adoration. and how his leg would brush against yours under the table, teasing you slightly to make you blush more

How he twirls you into his arms when your home once more, fingers playing with the straps on your dress, pulling them slowly off your shoulders as he hums in your ear how delicious you look in your ear just to feel your body shiver before him

*sigh* he's a dreamboat

#y'all can thank Gracie for this #like 100% her brilliant mind #she just sorta casual brought it up and here i am #simping even harder #god he's so sauve when he wants to be #when he's got a plan #cause most of the time he's a huge dork that confuses you but also charms you with how he acts #a werido that makes you laugh #but then BAM #he pulls this shit and it throws you through a loop #and that's how he wants it #anyway yeah #can you tell I love him? #🔮.the peddler drabbles #🔮.the peddler love sero #sero x reader

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

you try to fluster Sero by calling him a 'pretty boy' and that man just smirks at you before stalking up to you, tilting your head up to look him in the eye - a devilish tint in them - "yeah? maybe i like being your pretty boy"

#you may try to fluster that man #but he'll just fluster you back #granted he'll have a blush on his face but he'll ensure your face is even MORE red #he think flustering you as much as you like doing it to him #he's just better at it #also he'll just refer to himself as that for WEEKS after #like you'll call him 'babe' or 'honey' or whatever pet name you call him #and he'll shoot back with 'though I was 'pretty boy' #“you gotta call me that or I won't respond~” #smh #🔮.the peddler loves sero #sero hanta x reader #sero x reader

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

"Lots of fun was had at last night's Hero Gala, but no one seemed to have more fun than the hero Cellophane and his partner, pictured here, as they danced circles around everyone else. More about the event and the money raised for charity at 11"

Huge thank you to @fittsythesnail who not only saw the idea in my head, but improved upon it!! As we all know, I headcannon Sero is someone who loves to pull his partner into a dance, so why wouldn't he show that affection at such an event!?

It's gorgeous, it's stunning, it's everything I wanted and more! If you haven't already run to Fitsy's page, you better be doing do now, cause look at the material!! 💛

#please excuse me as i stare at this for a few more hours #its just so perfect #and wonderful!! #i am so in love!! and it looks like he is too 🥺🥺 #🔮.the peddler's commissions #🔮.fitsythesnail #🔮.the peddler loves sero #🔮.the peddler's self-ships

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

If Sero and I ever break up you know his mama is going hit him upside the head and scold him for letting me get away.

#cause she adores me #and like i cant blame her 💅 #like i can see her tugging his ear and making him get his phone out to apologize #will i take him back though is the question #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler loves sero

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

I truly think Hanta Sero loves to garden.

#like he gets a home with a large yard just for this purpose #will make one of those rock gardens #you know the king where there are plants inbetween stones and stuff? #goes with his zen aesthetic #will spend hours in a day and will be such a happy man #loved when you come out ever hour with cold water or lemonade for him #i need to do somthing with this #🔮.the peddler loves sero

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Y'all Sero will put up a giant wood sign on your front porch that welcomes guests into your home; but if either of you, mainly him given his line of work (and the fact he put it up in the first place), leaves the sign will be turned over and will read "GO AWAY"

#he got it so people would get the hint and leave you alone as you work #but like 🙄 #seriously?? #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler's self ships #🔮.the peddler loves sero

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

God, I truly wish Sero was here with me as I watched movies literally all day.

#like wow what a dream it would be #to have company to cuddle and hold me #and chat with me through the films #*dreamy sigh* #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler loves sero

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Does Sero x Patchy have a favorite date activity or date spot? 💗

Ooo thats such a good question!! Okay, so like listen. because both of our work is very people-centric, when we get together we hardly want to go out and do stuff.

That being said, we are both food-motivated! So really, anything to that will have food involved will get us to go out and do stuff. Love going to museums, or parks, or day festivals because we always know that it'll end with us getting lunch/dinner somewhere nice!

But our most FAVOURITE thing to do is to go to themed restaurants and cafe's just to see all the fun ways these places make their food and stuff. Like you know Sero took me to a Hello Kitty-themed one, and I brought him to Mediaeval Times so he could have the most fun.

So yeah, thats what we like to do. Get to travel to different places, try new things, and get cute photos out of it.

#yes Sero got knighted at mediaeval times #and he may have gotten salty that I got a rose from a knight #and yes maybe every valentine's day he takes to themed cafes that are cutesy - and maybe we get a fondue and tea time set #all i know is that once we are together Sero's twitter and Instagram just becomes FILLED with the photos we take at these places #of the food there #and that is IT #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.fellow witch nana #🔮.the peddler's selfships #🔮.the peddler loves sero

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

PATCHY THAT SERO FIC YOU JUST POSTED IS EXQUISITE. SOOOO GOOD. HAD ME LIKE THUS AFTER

AAAHHHHHHHHH I AM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT MY LOVE!!

#like seriously you loved it!?! #that brings so much warmth to my heart so thank you!! 💛 #currently working on the sequels! so more god sero coming your way! #ehehehe #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.fellow witch saint

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

…I want to throw a minecraft exploding potion at sero

Well, as interesting as that may seem, Xinnie my darling, I am sure you would want to keep Sero intact. I think you are too fond of him to actually harm him. But let me see what I can brew up in terms of your request.

Getting dressed up for a Halloween party was not exactly the most fun; especially when your own boyfriend refused to do a couple's costume with you - citing them as unnecessary.

You tried bargaining; claiming that it could be whatever he wanted. Whether it be cute, cool, or absolutely ridiculous that no one would get and fit right in his wheelhouse, he still steadfastly refused.

And what good was dressing up if not to do it with him?

You went to the peddler, asking for a persuasion drink to try and get Sero to bend to your will - it was a small ask after all! But instead, the peddler rolled her eyes at you; handing you a drink that was light blue and asking you to drink it. When you tried to protest, to claim this wasn't about you, she waved you off. It was her shop and you would do as she said.

The drink instantly calmed your mind. Your irritations and anger over the issue at hand seemed trivial, and childish to you now. You were suddenly at peace with it all.

And that was a good thing too, as Sero did, in fact, have a couple's costume planned; one you weren't even aware could be a possibility until you walked into the house the party was to take place and saw him.

There he was, hanging from the ceiling, his tape allowing him to dangle upside down - just barely at eye level - in a spiderman outfit. You couldn't see, but you knew his smug satisfied smirk was plastered on his face as you approached him.

"Ain't I gonna get a kiss?"

enjoy~

#*sigh* #i can only wish this would be a reality but anyway #he would pull a stunt like this #and he would try and work it in at every single holiday he could #man loves his american hero idol after all #and you love him so you put up with it #even if he does do it at like 3am #sero x reader #mha sero #sero drabble #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.the peddler plays #🔮.ask game

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

hi beautiful Patchy 💕💕💕

I’ve always wondered, what’s Sero like on his days off? does he want to come to work with you? does he sleep the whole time and just let his body recover? what about vacation periods! do y’all go somewhere fun and new or opt for a staycation? 😋

Hi my beautiful Andy! So sorry it's taken me ages to answer this, i just needed to find the time answer it properly cause oh boy what an amazing, self-indulgent, ask!! 💛💛

So, what is Sero like on his days off? The simple answer is chill and a little clingy. Some days he just sleeps in, goes for run, and then spends the day catching up on his shows and playing some games with the guys - with making the the both of us lunch in between; dropping it off in my office with a kiss, and coming back an hour later to get the dirty dishes.

Other days he's a little more clingy, maybe he's been working so hard it's been a few days since he saw me - and if that's the case then I can expect him to come visit me while I work (I work from home most days) and to sit in my lounge chair and chat with me as I got about it; updating me on a few stories that happened to him, him making me do the same, asking about what I'm doing, before I have kick him out for a call. If he's REALLY clingy I can expect to see him while I'm at the office, wanting to take me to lunch 😌

On weekends, we're both pretty lazy. Well, on Saturdays we do sleep in a little later, but we run errands together and do some cleaning up - going at HARD all morning so we can have the whole afternoon to ourselves, with the evening consisting of us cooking together. Sundays are the lazy days, late more cuddles and lazy sexy times, flowing into an afternoon where we cuddle on the couch and enjoy watching stuff together.

As for vacation times we do one big trip a year! Whether that be going to a different country, or trying out the hot springs hours away, we try to something special once a year! Though, because his work is taxing he does prefer the staycations a LOT because it gives him time to rest and recover, as well as give him plenty of alone time with me 😋. Though sometimes we spice the staycation up a little and go rent a hotel in a nearby city and enjoying living there for a few days!

Anyway, I'm done rambling! Thanks for letting me indulge Andy, I love you 💛💛

#i just #i love Sero so much #love the thought of being domestic with him #i do i do #so bless you andy for letting me indulge #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.fellow witch andy #🔮.the peddler adores sero #🔮.the peddler loves sero

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Let's talk about how we have family dinners together every week with you and I and our husbands, Hanta and Denki. How the four of us spend the whole day just in the kitchen cooking and baking, Hanta helps, Denki more supervises and tastes for us. Then we have a big, beautiful meal before cozying up all together on the couch in front of a crackling fire, under warm blankets, watching a movie and snuggling

Oh my goodness, like Sero will be helping to chop the veggies and will be our little DJ as we take the afternoon to hand-make our yummy meal - with Kaminari only coming into the kitchen to steal a bite, a kiss from you, and then my husband; scurrying off when I give him *another* death glare because he keeps stealing the pastries I am making.

And and and after dinner, we curl up on the cozy couches and we get to cuddle together as our husbands fight over which movie we should watch as we share some chocolate and popcorn - only to be broken up when one of them loses - the loser will fall into their wife and demand cuddles while the winner rolls they eyes and moves their wife over to their couch

Just a nice like way to spend a Saturday I think 💛

gush about your self-ships, please!

#and I mean I will YELL at Kamianri if he steals too much of out ingredients or desserts #and then poor Sero has to come in and calm my angry kirby self #its a ritual #thanks for this my love #this is so sweet #much like you are cupcake #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.sweet traveler cupcake

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

hello my darlin patch, i would love to keep some company (and hopefully YOU can help convince me to stay sane today). i’ve never delved into self-ship territory before so if this is hecka awkward… I am too 😁

today’s self ship has gotta be me and Kei. We met when I was walking my pups for their “be crazy now so mama can sleep through the night” walk, and he was playing volleyball with his brother and Yams. It’d been storming the last few days so I couldn’t bring the devil children on their usual walks. My dogs are evil (affectionate). B was tugging like a possessed creature trying to chase the squirrels/geese (who, obviously, were making fun of her for being on a leash and that Won’t Stand), and C was hopping over her, tangling their leashes and begging to be let loose so he could run.

I’m a weak-willed woman. My gaze slide from the path to the handsome volleyball players at JUST the wrong time, and one hop too many sent all three of us in a tumbling mess. The leashes were ripped out of my hand, and B & C decided to become track stars. Every time I got close, they’d run away, thinking this was some kind of game… until Tsukki’s friends stopped playing and started helping me corner them. The little traitors ignored everyone calling for them, trying to pet them, promising them cookies, etc. and ran RIGHT to the only person who wasn’t doing anything. C jumped on him and got him all muddy, and B like threw herself at his legs (she’s too Chonky to jump like C). Kei stepped on their leashes and tried getting C to sit down (he wouldn’t), and I was so embarrassed at their poor behavior (and quite frankly how handsome and intimidating he was), I could barely speak. I kept apologizing, he said something dry about how I needed to train them better, and his brother smacked the back of his head and told him to be nice, couldn’t he see how scared I was?

It’s really not a meet-cute RIP but to try and make it better, I offered to get them all coffee or a post-game snack or something to thank them for their help. Akiteru and Yams immediately accepted, and they made Kei come along because he really was the one who got them… even though he was super reluctant to. C absolutely loved Kei right away. He wouldn’t leave his side, even when we got street food. He listened to every command Kei gave, to the point that only Tsukki could hold his leash. I spent most of the time talking with Akiteru and Yamaguchi and it was awesome, they were so sweet and good with the dogs. Tsukki didn’t really speak, but he did order a lot of snacks… and when he thought no one would notice, he slipped C a few bites of his snack. He even pat his head and smiled when C’s tongue fell out, which Akiteru teased him for. Kei was pretty quiet at first, but as time went on, he got a little more talkative in that dry, quasi-charming way he teases everyone, and even though his brother and Yams were more comfortable to talk with, I couldn’t stop thinking about how handsome Kei is when he smiles.

They offered to help me bring the dogs back to my place, which I readily accepted (B had tired herself out, to the point that she needed to be picked up to get back on her feet, the lazy slug, and C refused to leave Kei’s side). We got them upstairs, got the apartment covered in mud, and as they were leaving, Akiteru gave me his number, in case I wanted help with the babies again. Kei was quiet, and since he’d been frowning most of the time I thought he genuinely hated me, but he waited until his brother and Yams had gone into the hall, then crouched and started petting C very, very sweetly. He then said that he’s usually at the park every Saturday, and it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to see the dogs again. Then he got up and left and I couldn’t stop over analyzing the entire thing and wondering if that was an invitation to see them again or a warning to leave them alone.

I found out later that the reason Kei wasn’t helping get them (and why he was so annoyed with C jumping, besides the mud) was because Kei was scared of dogs. Akiteru said he’d been scared of them since he was little, and this was the most comfortable/longest Kei had been around a dog in his entire life. Also the number Akiteru left wasn’t his, it was Kei’s. Akiteru thought I’d be a good influence on his baby brother, and he knew Kei wouldn’t be aware/brave enough to ask for my number himself but he did want to see my dogs (and me) again. And this begun our friendship, and Kei’s newfound love of dogs! It took a while to become romantic, but that’s another novel story :)

First of all, don't apologize for this GEM of a story! I love when I get paragraphs in my ask box!

Secondly, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! Like, the crazy dogs, the failed meet-cute that still ended up being a meet-cute, and just the fumbling and awkward start to things is my JAM when it comes to self-ship stuff - like it truly is!

I have one with Sero that we met at his Hero Agency cause I work in the HR department, and he falls under my designation (goes by last names, I have M-Z), and when he meets me to ask a few questions I'm a stumbling stuttering mess for the first bit - which obviously he finds cute and starts laying on the charm thick and I die inside as I try to gain some semblance of the professional I know I am.

So yeah, love this and love when self-ships meet for the first time and it's awkward 💛💛

gush about your selfship, please save me from work

#that's how Sero and I met folks #a workplace romance that SHOULDN'T have happened at all #and for SOME reason he just keeps coming back to my desk smh #and this is how kasey and tsukki met #and I love it so mych #Imma think about this all the time and smile #love this for you AND for him #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.fellow witch kasey

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

hi lovely patchy! will you tell me about your first kiss with a blorbo of choice? :3

Oh goodness! What WOULD be my first kiss??

Well with Sero I always had an office romance in mind - so after a couple of dates I can see him staying late to wait for me; waltzing up to my desk and asking me to sign off for the night. When I respond back that I'm almost done, I can see him gently closing my laptop and making my desktop go black.

And when I turn my head to face him, I'll notice how he's leaning over me. Sero will take the chance given to him and.... the rest is history~

#definitely a great way to sign off work!! #🔮.the peddler answers #🔮.fellow witch amira #🔮.the peddler loves sero