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[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Whenever Bakugou comes to wake you up, choosing to do it instead of letting you use an alarm, he always smiles so softly when you blink your bleary eyes open and the first thing you hear is "there's my girl"

#petting your hair away from your face so he can kiss your forehead #telling you breakfast is ready and to hurry up cause it tastes better warm #as he gently coaxs you out of bed #yeah dunno why i got this thought but i did #and now it's your guys problem #🔮.the peddler mumbles #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Crowned Prince Shouto who is so very much in love with you, even if it did take a while to come around after the arranged marriage occurred.

Crowned Prince Shouto whose brow creases and eyes twitch every time people in high court mock how plain you are under hushed breaths.

Crowned Prince Shouto who gets absolutely sloshed at a royal banquet to try and drown his anger when he hears a rumor going around that his marriage is unconsummated due to finding you so repulsive before storming off to find you.

Royal Advisor Izuku who rushes off to try and follow, only to hear a shriek coming from your room. When scrambling to investigate if you're okay he finds his master on his knees absolutely devouring your cunt while your receiving chamber door remains open a crack.

#and I mean the man would go at it till your crying out his name #cause he doesn't give two fucks about what it means to his decorum or repuatation #he's gotta prove a point to his people that he's lucky to have you every single day and night! #and Izuku understands the power play going on here #knows shouto ain't dumb and purposefully left that door open and purposefully took you in your receiving chamber instead of your bedroom #where there would be more privacy #the only thing now is #does Izuku stay and watch? or does he scamper away and try and forget how your face looked contorted in pleasure? #all he knows is he won't be able to meet you eye for a long while #and all I know is that those rumors stop after that night for SURE #i'm being bold on the dash today #thought has been running rampant in my mind for HOURS #so here we are #🔮.the peddler mumbles #shouto todoroki #shouto x reader #bnha shouto #shouto smut

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Just imagining sitting on the couch, typing away at your laptop, and occasionally looking up at Hanta Sero who is in the kitchen washing the dishes. He can feel your eyes on him whenever you decide to spare him a glance and after the fourth glance in a minute he chuckles and asks why you keep staring at him

"Nothing, M'just noticing something about you that you have" You mumble out, as your eyes scan his form once again before turning back to your computer screen

"And what do I have, baby?"

"A slutty little wait"

You nearly laugh as you hear him fumble and nearly drop the dish he was currently washing with a curse; already imagining how red his face and ears are.

#I dunno this just sorta popped into my head #not it's your problem #because lets face it #Hanta Sero has a slutty little waist and it's both attractive and not fair #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler's drabbled #sero hanta x reader #sero x reader #bnha sero #sero headcanons

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Sometimes Bakugou says stuff to annoy you because loves seeing the pout of your lips when you tell him he's mean

#he especially loves how you grumble and weakly try and push him away afterwards #but immediately accept jis affectoon regardless with that same adorable pout #its the ultimate victory for him when he finally gets a kiss out of you too #but hes so annoying because an hour later he will pull the same stunt #because he loves the song and dance too much #🔮.the peddler mumbles #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Telling Bokuto he's got bigger tits than you do, as an off hand joke, that leads to him sucking and worshipping them for hours as he mumbles their praise into the skin

#had this thought #made me giggle at how quick he would be to reassure #and pouty he would be over the mean thing you said #and then it turned more spicy #.....enjoy! #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler loves bokuto #bokuto x reader

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Listen, hear me out.

Bokuto invites Akaashi over to spend weekends and holidays at your shared home often - even during weeks where he has to be closer to certain parts of the city for work. And, of course, you never mind. Akaashi is your boyfriend's best friend and he's a lovely guest to have and great company! You never mind giving up your spare bed to him.

Now, imagine, for one of these planned visits Akaashi arrives just a little bit earlier than usual and unwittingly catches you both in the middle of the deed - your legs pinned by your head Bokuto ruts into you with abandon.

Of course, Akaashi leaves to give you both some privacy! Comes back at the time he was supposed to instead to give him enough time to cool down. But, of course, now he can't look you in the eye the entire time he's over - images of how your body bent to his friend's will, how sinful your moans were - all of it went straight through him whenever your sweet eyes looked at him. And, despite his best efforts. Bokuto notices.

And, despite how quickly Akaashi fled, Bokuto knew he watched.

#and you know Bokuto confronts him about it once your out of the apartment running a few errands #asking if he liked what he saw #if he wants to properly watch next time #YOU KNOW HE WOULD #i had this idea JUST as I was going to bed #and it made me so feral that I couldn't fall asleep #so OF COURSE had to share my thoughts #perhaps I'll expand on this more #🔮.the peddler mumbles #bokuto #bokuto koutarou #bokuto x reader #bokuto smut #haikyuu bokuto #haikyuu akaashi #akaashi keiji #akaashi x reader

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Every time I think of Royal AUs and Prince Shouto.... I feel very strong feelings

#no i will not elaborate #unless asked #so... i guess i would #but anyway i just.... #*feelings intensify* #🔮.the peddler mumbles

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

I want Bokuto to pick me up like I was nothing

#and like he fucking would #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler loves bokuto

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

If Sero and I ever break up you know his mama is going hit him upside the head and scold him for letting me get away.

#cause she adores me #and like i cant blame her 💅 #like i can see her tugging his ear and making him get his phone out to apologize #will i take him back though is the question #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler loves sero

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Patchy's birthday is in a few days, so perhaps she'll do her ask game then instead of today 🤔

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[potionpeddlerpatchy]

I had this sudden idea come to me that reader gets this old cookbook from an estate sale, with some recipes needing really odd and old items.

Turns out, it's a clever summoning book, and she only realizes that when Demon!Izuku is in their kitchen happily munching away at her dinner.

#dunno what demon he is #or what happens next #but we can all assume that he'll slowly currupt reader and then have their way with them #and reader lets it happen cause he looks so sweet and trusting #but yeah this idea sorta came to me and hasnt let me go #suppose I'll add it to my list of things I'll never write but should #🔮.the peddler mumbles #izuku midoriya #izuku x reader

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

ASK GAME HAPPENING TONIGHT! PREPARE YOURSELVES!!

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[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Uzui will make a habit of stealing items off of you (hat, charms, jewelry, elastics, anything) because he just wants another opportunity to see your pretty face

#like he'll steal it then make it be known in some fahsion #and though he prefers to see you all smiling and sweet #he'll take you seeing your cheeks puff and flush red with anger #cause really he just wants an excuse to chat with you again #and like its so annoying of him #smh 😒 #🔮.the peddler mumbles #tengen uzui #uzui x reader

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

I wish I could be closer friends to most of my moots, but don't know how to be and it's scary.

But please know I adore all of you and hope you get so much love and laughter 💛

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[potionpeddlerpatchy]

After a few sleepover with your boyfriend Bokuto, you start looking up king size beds and bedding

#cause hes just so big #and takes up so much room #and though you dont mind him being clingy #sometimes you just need some space #but your queen bed aint big enough for that #bokuto #bokuto x reader #🔮.the peddler mumbles #🔮.the peddler loves bokuto

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

On New Years, I might just post my favourite selfies that I took in 2023 🤔

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