#(the irony of dennis thinking hes ‘over’ mac but rlly its like. u only want what u cant have he wants mac so bad in s15 ‘heart wants what

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📂 ooh random headcanon yes let's go what ya got

i have a HC that mac likes to sleep with married men 🫣 like he totally slept with The Lawyer n ruined the guys marriage n thats why theres a uh.. certain level of tension there LOL

and also mac totally banged dennis in the back office after Maureen kicked them out in 06x02 n then basically pretends it didnt ever happen which pisses dennis off etcetc but yeah. i just think mac likes sleeping w married men

#also Yes this ties in nicely w canon macden #bc its like… by sleeping w the lawyer (who kinda Kinda looks like den) mac is sleeping w a guy b4 he rlly realizes hes in love w den while #den is pining like a fool #n mac is oblivious #n then sleeps w den after the maureen thing… so now mac has realized oh shit maybe im gay #so he just pretends it never even happened which increases dennis’ angst n den just chases charlies approval or one upping him harder #(the irony of dennis thinking hes ‘over’ mac but rlly its like. u only want what u cant have he wants mac so bad in s15 ‘heart wants what #the heart wants’ n all that yknow) #n mac is in his own head w the sexuality stuff now #n then tries to double down on being straight before just giving in but being in denial #n so he has tons of one night stands ofc still but his bigger ‘conquests’ are married men cuz hes like #subconsciously chasing den since he feels like he’ll never have den #ESP bc of s12 mac feels like den left him for a woman again so it only gets worse #so when they get together i think that’ll basically be satiated lol but #for now i have this HC