📂 ooh random headcanon yes let's go what ya got
i have a HC that mac likes to sleep with married men 🫣 like he totally slept with The Lawyer n ruined the guys marriage n thats why theres a uh.. certain level of tension there LOL
and also mac totally banged dennis in the back office after Maureen kicked them out in 06x02 n then basically pretends it didnt ever happen which pisses dennis off etcetc but yeah. i just think mac likes sleeping w married men
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Postman Pat Pearl, Postman Pat Pearl, Postman Pat Pearl,
And her black and white cat
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thinking about my faves in a royal au scenario & I thought of prince satoru who sneaks out into the town, disguises himself as a commoner. who grows deeply infatuated with the tavern girl (who doesn’t favor the prince) and lives a double life.
night after night, he swears he’ll come clean, swears that he’ll reveal his true self. that your prior opinions won’t matter because you know the real him. you see the real him.
he promises himself when he makes love to you for the first time, when his limbs are intertwined into yours as your hearts beat in sync.tomorrow, he thinks when he cradles you in his arms. tomorrow.
because who wouldn’t want to be loved by a prince?
except the guards show up and raid your quaint quarters the morning after. swords drawn as you fumble to cover yourself with a sheet. it’s only when satoru commands them to stand down do they listen, but he’s terrified to turn around and see what expression you have on your pretty face.
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