#(theyre original klondike bars. you see

[dokutah-exe]

honestly i thought surtr was like some sort of hidden arknights boss or an ex-villain or something but she's just a passive mall goth lounging around and eating all my damn ice cream

#arknights #she doesnt leave my damn fridge alone #had to request a new minifridge through HR to hide my personal ice cream stash #(theyre original klondike bars. you see #only the original klondike bar has a solid chocolate casing hard enough that its a valid shell that doesnt crack or melt easily #and what i do is that in my office i use a spoon to introduce small microcracks into the klondike bar #to then pry apart by pieces and slowly deshell the klondike bar to eat its chocolate seperately from the ice cream #after ive finished eating all of the shell and ive properly left the ice cream proper nude #i proceed to eat the block of vanilla ice cream like a normal ice cream serving with the same spoon #using the foil itself as a plate for max efficiency #and upon finishing i lick the foil plate clean and politely fold up and throw away to minimize trash output as much as possible #thus ensuring a nice ice cream experience #but no surtr has to be like “bro just bite into the fucking ice cream its an ice cream sandwich” #BITCH you dont UNDERSTAND the PROCESS #WHICH ONE OF US IS THE TACTICIAN HERE????

[femmeslash]

you sure can!

Who thinks ridiculously extravagant gifts are the best and who prefers the heartfelt, sentimental gift? both of them are ridiculously extravagant. amami's, like, MADE of money, and korekiyo is just... SO EXTRA

Who won’t stop saying “I love you” and making big, goopy puppy eyes? i don't think either of them would actually. theyre more dignified about it

What’s the most extreme thing either would do for a kiss (or Klondike bar)? Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

Who gets the obligatory cute stuffed animal? do you think amami would like stuffed animals? he does now bitcjh. even if his sisters end up adopting them later on

Who would get a big bouquet of red roses? BOTH OF THEM. SO EXTRA. FLOWERS EVERYWHERE. it's actually a lowkey competition as to who can be more fucking gentlemanly when it comes to flower giving

Who would eat an entire box of Valentine’s chocolate? i wanna say amami. he does it over the course of several hours, though

Who writes the really sappy, romantic poetry? KORRKIYO.

Who actually likes those chalk-tasting hearts with cornball messages? okay look if anyone was going to eat them it'd be kiyo at one in the morning while distracted reading about peruvian civilization in the 1800s and look it was just on the desk and, well,

Who sneaks home early to put up candles and scatter rose petals everywhere in the name of ROMANCE? oh that's korekiyo for sure! amami might try it but korekiyo... beat him to it... rose petals and incense and candles all over the damn place

Who is the wine connoisseur that insists on “only the best” for their meal? shinguuji, very extra

Who believes that Valentine’s Day is a corporate, soulless Hallmark holiday but still secretly enjoys it anyway? i said this in another post but korekiyo. they know way too much about the origins of the holiday and they don't really see the point... but it's an excuse to be gay so like

Do they watch bad chick flicks or horror movies (any excuse for close cuddling)? OH WITH THESE TWO ITD BE LIKE... INDIE FILMS. THE WHOLE SUNDANCE FESTIVAL

Do they make reservations at the expensive, ritzy restaurant or prepare a home-cooked meal? hello do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior nonbinary korekiyo in a full length evening gown on a gay date with rantarou at a restaurant?

fucking tumblr mobile deleted this question and i dont remember what it was

Do they end up cuddling on the couch or heatedly making out? BOY... GIVE ME THE CUDDLES... THE SPOONING

#valentines meme #amaguuji