#-opiate withdrawal was so fucking bad alcohol was the only thing that kept my legs from kicking all night long and my skin from feeling-

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Person A: Do you want a beer? I’m paying.

Person B, going through the restaurant’s menu: No. Ugh, where’s the good stuff?

Person A, half jokingly: I thought you were an alcoholic.

Person B: Exactly. I’d need at least, like, four beers — without food — to get slightly buzzed, and my stomach can’t fit over 2 beers in it. I’m small. I’ll have a rum, neat.

#source: me #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #tw: drug mention #tw: drugs #i used to be so small when all i did was heroin and ketamine. since i started drinking (i only started drinking every night because the- #-opiate withdrawal was so fucking bad alcohol was the only thing that kept my legs from kicking all night long and my skin from feeling- #-like it was on cold wet fire somehow) #anyway. when all i did was opiates ™ i was like 45 kg and i’m 165 aka 5’5 like i looked like a sickly model #now it’s only been a month drinking and not doing morphine or some shit and i already gained 12 kg it’s insane i’m like almost 60 kg now #i’m queueing this for a month from now so hopefully it’ll have been 2 months when this gets posted #and like i say i’m an alcoholic cause i don’t think it’s normal to drink like 5 nights a week but i’m not chemically dependent on it like i- #-was with opiates like i’m sober half the time. ive never done surgery while drunk for instance. there was this one time i had just had 4- #-shots in the bathroom in secret cause i was having a panic attack and didn’t know what else to do but anyway. #and they asked me if i wanted to close up on a tubal ligation and i passed on the opportunity even though i was Fine bc idk i just didn’t- #-feel good ab it. which is more than i can say for my professor tbh #like some other medical intern said ‘wow it must be so hard having to be On Call 24/7. like i bet u can’t even drink’ #and he said ‘oh come on surgeons have lives too. in fact i drank more than a few beers just a few hours ago lol’ and proceeded to cut- #-someone open #anyway. yeah. i don’t get drunk at work yk #felt like i had to make that clear