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Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!
Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Person A, glancing at the window: [alarmed] Person B. There’s a stranger in our hot tub.
Person B: Who is it?
Person A: You do know what stranger means, don’t you?
Person B, joining A by the window: Oh my god, how long have they been there?
Person A: I saw them exactly 1 second before you, you know everything I know.
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Zin: My child is completely fine.
Likiya: Which one?
Zin: Idk but one of them has to be.
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A: That’s why we needed to get an expert.
B: Oh really? Who did you get?
A, staring: …
B: Oh! Right, that’s me.. yes.
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( When a dwarf planet meets the beautiful and attractive planet in the solar system )
I was the Pluto in the story, and you were somewhere in the Saturn ring.
🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐
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River: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Eugene, Charlie, & Boss: Okay.
River: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Eugene: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Charlie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Boss: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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“if you want my respect without earning it you can. Spank. My. Ass.”
“did you mean "kiss?"”
“no.”
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Toga, istg your death will be because of your love
Toga: Are we flirting right now?
Izuku: I'm literally trying to kill you
Toga, blushing: How romantic! <3 <3
Izuku:
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You can now stash your only nanner
I don’t have a nanner to stash
-Me playing a card game
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Person A: Do you have a cat?
Person B: No.
Person A: Oh, well would you like some pussy?
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Friend 1: Oh no, I can't find Friend 3!
Friend 2: I got it covered.
Friend 2: *yelling* THE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK!
Friend 3: *bursts out of the walls wielding lightsaber* THE KRIFF DID YOU JUST SAY?
Friend 2: That was easy.
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Wanda: You’d do that for me?
Natasha: I’d do a lot of things to you.
Wanda: ...you mean ‘for me’?
Natasha: That too.
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Person A: You must calm down.
Person B: I thought we talked about this. You’re supposed to support me when I want to kill someone!
Person A, holding Person B back from Person C: Not in this instance, my darling!
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Kaisei: If you are happy and you know it clap your hands
*silence*
Kaisei: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck
Riku: You didn’t clap either-
Kaisei: That’s not the point…
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A: B, what the hell were you thinking??!!
B: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!
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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*
merlin, magic user: oh fuck
arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?
lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic
gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!
mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.
percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.
*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*
elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.
leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:
*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*
leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.
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