#3. secure someone’s cooperations so they can lie and vouch for your innocence

[just-some-brainrot]

legend, horrified: why did i let you convince me to do this? what will time even think when we tell him??

wild: telling time what we did…..that’s an interesting thought for sure!

wild: but hear me out—how about we run an experiment where we spend the rest of our lives finding out what would happen if we never ever ever ever tell him about what we did?

#wild’s ultimate guide to stay out of trouble with authority figures #1. don’t say stuff unless you’re ready to deal with the consequences of saying stupid stuff #2. don’t say anything about things you don’t want to get caught for #3. secure someone’s cooperations so they can lie and vouch for your innocence #4. silence any and all possible snitches for maximum security #and bam!! instantly go from trouble child to prodigal son in 4 easy steps #:) #linked universe #incorect linked universe quotes #lu #lu wild #lu legend